Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."
Behold
Behold
This is the best thing on the internet.
What is next?
You aren't helping anyone, you degenerate sand lover. I would write more words as a scathing review of your deplorable person, but Tumblr's pathetic character limit will simply not allow me. So have this detailed review of all your past failures, hosted offsite: tinyurl. com/2fcpre6
The beauty of it all is that even youtube crashed when seeing this shit
I look like this irl if any nice young fellow white men want to give me some money to start my beautiful aryan trad family
Ahem! *you got this man just ask her out* h-hello there I noticed that you are a beautiful white women and I am an handsome white man and *dont blow it* would like to know if *dont blow it* if you would like to play some video games with me? We can play minecraft, fortnite, overwatch, maybe even a little cod?
Sorry, I don't know what any of those things are. Could you explain them to me in great, great detail?
Oh... There's a wet spot on your pants.
Wait...
I will wash them for you ^___^
W-wh!? Youll wash my clothes for me ?? * oh no shes gonna see me pantless already!? I should of wore my lucky underwear that has spongebob on it* I-i didnt know such a beautiful women was so independent
Yes I am independent. I will fetch the basin and the washboard. Then you will tell me all about video games and I will not utter a single syllable unless asked.
you guys are just giving the catholics on here free porn???
They're catholic they aren't even allowed to jerk off. It's fine
