Let's start off with something I came up with while presumably smoking something illegal: what if sabertooth instead of boar tusk reverse orcs

yay or nay?

This is the MC, Kenny Ellsworth, who spent his youth in a quaint London suburb. But one fateful day, as evening set over manicured lawns, a shimmering portal opens in his attic, swallowing the young lad in the mystical realm of the fairies. To stop the war between the fairies and goblinkind, Kenny triggered a relic of human technology - a nuclear warhead ripped through the fabric of space-time.

According to chatGPT anyway. Afraid his real story is much less exciting.

There definitely are goblins and fairies around, though. And he is a strapping british lad, in a way.

Not really a fan of making these types of posts, but

My kid found a severely injured month old kitten in the street a couple weeks back. Ants and flies over her, exposed drying bones severe. Took her to the vet. Immediately took her to surgery (god bless my vet he is the kind of person that restores my faith in humanity). Managed to save her and her leg. She even walks somewhat normally these days and she couldn't even get up when we found her. Photos a couple days and post surgery:

You guessed where this is going:

Now, vet's been paid since back then. Problem is, I live paycheck to paycheck (generous expression), and have no such thing as "emergency funds" or "savings" or even "credit card". But I couldn't let this krechur on the street and clearly nobody else was gonna help as according to the vet's estimate, the injury was at least several hours old (and again, the whole ants already eating her business)

If you'd like to help me out and could spare a buck or two so that I can cry less about this unexpected punch my bank account took, I'd eternally appreciate it and that's no exaggeration. You can drop it in my incredibly active ko-fi:

https://ko-fi.com/windwyrm

(more convenient than a paypal address I think)

Thanks for reading anyway. Take care of yourselves ❤️

me when cat

Those who have seen both Star Wars and Stargate SG-1, time to ask the Important Question™

Please reblog for visibility and a bigger sample size, I need answers so I can die in peace

This result is so fuckin funny

haiku bots are the pinnacle of technology

ChatGPT can generate Magic Eye pictures!

At least according to ChatGPT.

more

That’s not a cursed image

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

Bishops trying to catch up

pawns:

this is a joke but also it’s not

This is why my apartment looks like this:

fuck it i'm sick of holding onto this image thinking it's not good enough or whatever. red lantern oc be upon you. and his robot beetle friend.

The moonlight shines warmly on us. The breeze caresses our faces.

Hideous. All of it.

reblogging because I forgot to include my fuck-i-cant-draw-that-arm cheeto-dusted wood-pellet-infused sketch and it just ain't complete without it yanno

Though I have been... difficult at times, we have always worked together.

The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public… https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

Highlights: --all the old people --one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock --quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle --lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl --an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

--the dog that gets so excited he knocks over and spills the lady's coffee