i love bugs

peace and love on my dash this afternoon

laughed out loud

send this to your ex with no context

(x)

yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school

Kamala: Joe Biden, my kitten, we have been defeated. swallow this pill with Mommy. it will all be over soon....

mage

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

me: boy oh boy I wish I had somewhere to study the nearly complete skeleton of a columbian mammoth 🤔

the esteemed la brea tar pits:

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

bro look out for that cactus

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

15 minutes after leaving for work and my check engine light came on. Of course.

Total for everything is looking to be $635.

The better than bad news is that I can throw $300 at it, but that still leaves me short $335. I’m going to see if they won’t approve me for Ford Credit to help, but in the worst case scenario, I might need some help.

I know that things are already rough, but if anyone has literally anything to spare to put towards this, I would greatly appreciate it.