❤️🩷💙🩵
business in the front…
i’m literally carrying you by your scruff into a cosy little cage for good girlthings that’s covered in blankets and pillows and has string lights in the top. also kissing the top of your head. if you even care
📍pit stop(s)
happy tummy tuesday to all you osha violators out there
Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up, then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals! <3
tbh dating me is like having a pet
reasons -gets separation anxiety -wants your attention all the time -pet me. -I get excited when you get excited -I get sad when you get sad -needs your affection and validation, that’s right tell me I am a good girl. -?????
Therapist: so you seem to be fraught with mommy issues
Me:
frot with Mommy? 👀
remembering how they said they wanna fuck me with something my own size 😵💫
me and the bad bitch i pulled by being scared and nervous like a bunny
new drug called girlfriend laughter just hit the streets one hit and your feel your soul blossom into ten million flowers
what if i was a mischievous dyke and made your heart act up for nefarious reasons >:}
me when there's a mischievous dyke in my dms 😵💫😵💫😵💫
god, you are such a fucking dork (with homoerotic lust)
Emo bois got that dog in them