Scenes that won't happen in a fanfic (it's a shame because it would be so funny if they do)
"Alfred, do you know what an "irony" is? You don't know. I will tell you. "Irony" is when you escaped from royal stables never to come back, but you are indeed coming back and you have a camel with you. Do you think these Isles ever seen a camel before? They don't. You've seen their faces back in a dock. Now picture how stupid my so-called-family will look when we will just casually enter the paddock like we belong and I will pretend that nothing happen. Like, why are you so shocked? I am exactly where I am supposed to be. You sentenced me to be here yourself, so I am. What do you mean I was gone for three years and no one even knew if I am alive? Are you pretending I am invisible again? Come one, guys, don't be childish. It'll be hilarious. And you are going to help me, alright, Alfred? Yes? Thank you very much. When they ask what are you doing here, we will say that someone just handed me your bridle and told to feed you. Maybe they should check the castle? Because that woman looked important.
Pfffrd.
Very important, indeed. Or better! She handed me you over a year ago but never came back to collect you! I was suprised but since no one has acknowledged your existance I thought you were just supposed to be there. Maybe you are a gift, huh? You know, Alfred, that would be right. You would make a great match for royal stables. You have such an aristocratic face.
Pfff.
That's true! You are truly a majestic camel. "
Alfred the camel isn't part of Hans' crew (it's his friend who rescued him from a circus), but he is their buddy and a great support for disctracting masses.