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"Just remember - you can always be a pirate"

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"A Frozen Heart" by Elizabeth Rudnick is our Holy Text here and I am holding to it like my life depends on it
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Who am I?

Hello. I am, by internet standards, an old lady (30+ years old), easily annoyed and a redemption arcs addict since I was 5.

What is this blog about?

Mainly for posting stuff about my fanfiction story from the "Frozen" universe and then some for creative process. I will post my fanarts and funny scenes from it.

What is the story about?

Three years before the start Hans had a stroke of good fortune and became a pirate. Now he is a captain, out on the seven seas, looking for a mysterious treasure alongside with his two pirate friends. More or less fortunately, he ran into Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Sven and Olaf, whose ship just crashed on their way to Corona. He and his crew have rescued them and now they are kinda stuck with each other.

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Late Night Thoughts

you know I was thinking last night it was about 3 AM and I thought to myself “you know Hans is a person that always seems to be getting beat up or constantly being told what to do and pushed around and (possibly hold a grudge but just moves on)….. and when I think about Frozen 3 part of me thinks that Hans will not be the type of person that just let you punch him at this point because honestly, if Anna tries to throw a punch at this point, I think Hans is gonna punch back in 10 times hard.”

Also things I think that Hans will say frozen 3.

  1. Hans: “Anna you shouldn’t it that personally we were courting for two days. And I saw you for about 30 minutes out of the 2 days.”

2. Hans: “ you shouldn’t be that mad at someone that should barely even know.”

3. Hans: “ and why exactly should I help the woman that punched me in the face?”

Anna: “You tried to kill me!”

Hans: “ no I left you for dead! Don’t change the subject!”

4. Hans: * disgusted* “ did he seriously just eat a carrot out of that reindeer’s mouth?” Anna: “Yeah, Why?”

Hans: “well I see now that you were never great picking a man at the first place..”

...given Kristoff would be right next to her and he outweighs him by, like, 20 pounds of muscles - I would be careful with my tongue!

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Day 14 of Not-Nanowrimo

Me: I'll take 100k in one month! Sudden increase in my job responsibilities, toothaches (root canal treatment needed) and November weather: Allow us to introduce ourselves :3

Well, that won't work. 100k at this point is probably physically impossible and I don't want to push it by force and end up burned out. So, we are back to the original goal of 50k words. Maybe some other time I will take more. We'll see.

And for now, 2574 words.

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So. Um.

Him.

...he multiplies. God, he really MULTIPLIES.

I mean, I made a joke once that Westergaards are reproducing by fission, but... jeez.

(just to inform - he is not Westergaard. But he looks like one.)

Well, Mr. Thord. Welcome in my fanfic. I have someone who would love to meet you.

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Day 8 of Not-Nanowritmo

And it is not going well - I had to wake up way too early, it is cold and wet and dark, then work, then I just laid there for 2 hours and then I had to clean and buy groceries and... well.

695 words it is.

And since I have an event this weekend and Monday, I don't believe it is going to be better, so... well. That 100k might have been a little too big of a goal...

But I am still going strong.

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