Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.
asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)
feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.
maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig
something terrible is happening
new transfer student
teacher: why dont you indroduce yourself?
unfolds my one angel wing and one devil wings (looks around the room)
class: *gasp*
shy girl: *blushes and looks Way*
Put me back in the water right now or ill die
Right now or ill die
Squirm for me
why do they never question if your dog has bad vibes or sucks to be around
Cry me a fucking river
soymarine fans inconsolable after yet another gollum sweep
I can't wait for the iOS update that adds RCS messaging to iMessage so I can finally send my sister stupid-ass videos like this without MMS absolutely compressing them to shit
*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*
