One of my favorite moments in the epilogue is when Charles is testing Jack on his animal tracking/hunting knowledge or whatever and he just pulls a wolf turd out of his pocket and gives it to Jack and Jack is so fascinated by it that he's like "Can I keep it? :D" and Charles is like "If you'd like."

So Charles was just carrying wolf shit for some reason? Does he have other animal shit in his pockets? And now Jack just has wolf shit? Where did he put it? Is it in his room? How did he explain that to Abigail?

"Jack, it looks like Rufus shit in your room."

"Oh no, Uncle Charles gave that to me, Mama. It's a wolf turd." :D

"..."

He's way too young to lie here forever he's way too old to try so whatever come hang let's go out with a bang

how kind of john to participate despite his injuries

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

Yelling

Begging

black with low white spotting

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

top 10 jokes in the entire show

✨ 1st Major Update - Coming Nov 18th ✨

Mounts are coming to Mistria! Your mount can be summoned anywhere outside and has its own Skill Perks to obtain. The new mount quest will unlock after completing the "Repair Hayden's Barn" questline!

the happiest dog i’ve seen in my life

You can see someone else also using the devices' second seat, and I think that's so cool. Mobility devices help everyone, here other employees also get a chance to sit while they're working. I just love mobility aids, man. It's like the cut curb effect

The fact that John signed his bank papers with his actual fucking name is so funny to me. Sweetie, literally just change your last name. Do you know how many fucking Johns there are??? As far as 1907 is concerned you could look him in the eye and tell the man your name was Hodge Glongler and there would be absolutely no way to verify this. Hell, they'd believe you if you said it with enough conviction.

Dutch has like twelve people unquestioningly believe his name is HOAGIE MACINTOSH. He just says it on the spot and not a soul questions it. Arthur just changes his last name but he at least like ...sticks to it. He'd had zero trouble just fully living by a different name for years. His grandkids would've been like 'what do you MEAN our last name isn't actually Callahan??? He just fucking made it up????

I have come into possession of an ornithology book from the 1930's and they had such a way of describing birds back then, modern publishers of birding booking should take note! Here are some of the bangers.

yes, this book refers to the anhinga as a water-turkey

Science lost a lot when we started pretending to objectivity

“We are here, and this is now.” Constable Visit, a strict believer in the Omnian religion, occasionally quoted that from their holy book. Vimes understood it to mean, in less exalted copper speak, that you have to do the job that is in front of you.

--Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

"It shouldn't be like this."

"There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do."

--Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

There's just what happens, and what we do.

Onin sees a stretch goal reveal in our future (hint: we’ve already hit our first goal)! Huge thanks to the amazing @madamutzsar for today’s preview!

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*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this