"The Fun-sized Fangirl" ♈️

tumblrs cardinal sin is being tumblr

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

its JULY quit reblogging this!!!!!

IT IS NOVEMBER SECOND, HOLD YOUR GODDAMN HORSES

Me, reblogging from anyone I don't follow: I'm introducing diversity into the gene pool. This will make my mutuals' dashes stronger and healthier.

Me reblogging old posts: I am reintroducing historical species into the gene pool to hybridize with the dashboard equivalent of pugs, making them stronger and healthier.

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

this has been said before and i def dont mean it in a mean way but it’s really funny how theyve had to narrow down warframe designs and themes now that theres over fifty of them. early on they were like. this is sword guy. this is fire girl. this is ice guy. now theyre like this is brutalist nuclear reactor guy. this is shrine maiden gambler doll girl. this is sailor mercury with a hoverboard fish

it's also funny how every so often they stumble across a concept they somehow haven't done yet, like this is spear guy. this is blood girl. this is music girl.

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

If you're working with troubled kids you need several people trained in child psychology with godlike levels of patience and at least one person who knows five nights at freddys lore front to back

this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

I'm going to be incorporating "We no longer dare to imagine better worlds" into my vocabulary starting now

not a week goes by without me remembering this jhonen vasquez strip and i so often want to reference it and i keep forgetting it is not, in fact, a well-known meme

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

thats what im fucking talking about

good post, op

favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue