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What happens when the self proclaimed "Super-Sized Bad Boy McShizzle" meets a girl with a pension for violence and an irrational fear of time. Ask blog. Responses will be mostly written. There may be occasional art. Bisexual emo girl with her ADHD labrador boyfriend. Ages/birthdays/star signs: Natalie: 23 (November 6th, Scorpio) Leo: 23 (July 7th, Cancer)
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dax-enfinity

OK, so if Nicoby is "Teenage Dirtbag", then might I offer: Natleo is "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup. (Or another 2000's song with similar vibes).

(Either that OR "Misery Business" by Paramore - BUT! She's singing it to Calypso (Funny how the healthier relationship for Leo is with a literal serial killer rather than an actual literal goddess in this whole... crossover-verse)).

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NATLEO ASK !!

So I listened to the song you mentioned:

“Girl All the Bad Guys Want” - Bowling For Soup

And it 100% gives Natleo vibes, specifically from Leo’s point of view on things.

Some lyrics from the song that caught my attention:

And when she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

She doesn't notice me

Cause she is watchin' wrestling

Creamin' over tough guys

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' someone shoot me

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

He’s head over heels for Nat, but he assumes he’s NEVER gonna get a chance with her.

As the two of them are on polar opposites, quite literally.

Even as characters, personality-wise, attitude-wise and so on, they aren’t similar in the slightest.

Nat is an alternative girl, she’s psychopathic, she’s a literal serial killer who also has ties to an eldritch god.(Slenderman, obviously…)

And, Leo’s just Leo.

Therefore NOBODY would expect Leo of all people to fall for someone like Nat.

(She’s chill, she’s kind, she’s nice and funny too, but Hazel, Frank, Piper, and Jason aren’t buying that fully…)

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Now onto Nat’s side of things:

“Misery Business” - Paramore

(I actually love Paramore, lmaoo)

Leo and Calypso, they are together, and it’s not a healthy relationship, it’s not good for Leo, he’s a teenager and having a relationship with a literal goddess at what? 15? Isn’t healthy.

And Nat? She doesn’t like Calypso, yadda, yadda, she’s a god, whatever. Godly reasons aside.

There’s an obvious power imbalance in the relationship, God x Demigod, Immortal x Mortal.

Now, going back to the song, all from Nat’s POV, and she’s singing it to Calypso:

I waited eight long months, she finally set him free

I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me

Two weeks and we had caught on fire

She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

Whoa, I never meant to brag

But I got him where I want him now

Whoa, it was never my intention to brag

To steal it all away from you now

But God, does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him now

And if you could, then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so

It just feels so good

I watched his wildest dreams come true

Not one of them involving you

Just watch my wildest dreams come true

Not one of them involving you

I can imagine that Nat rants to Toby and Nico about Calypso, and how she doesn’t deserve Leo, that Leo deserves better, someone MUCH more better.

(Personally, I don’t like Calypso, I’m iffy on her.)

It’s funny thinking about it, the fact that Leo would be in a healthier relationship with a SERIAL KILLER than with a literal goddess.

Kinda hot take: but, both Leo and Nico are better off with the CreepyPasta’s than with either of the two demigod camps.

They’d get treated better (ESPECIALLY when it comes to relationships…)

Both Calypso and the Solace boy suck.

I support the Nat being a hater towards Calypso agenda.

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What Natleo would be for Halloween.

If they were going to a party, it would be Jessica and Roger Rabbit.

If, however, they were at home, it would be a pirate and a parrot - because Leo likes wearing bright colours, and Natalie can cover her eye.

As for Stopped Clock au... Natalie and Leo would definitely dress up as Veronica and JD from Heathers.

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Natalie 🎶: Pluck the arrow from its quiver, hold it in your hand. Be brave.
Leo 🎶: Pierce the apple not the liver, or we're dancing on my grave.
Natalie 🎶: Place it in the bow and steady…
Leo 🎶: Can't you shoot that thing already?!
Natalie 🎶: I wanna demonstrate that fear is my ideal!
Leo 🎶: Girl, believe me, fear is your ideal!
Natalie 🎶: Cause in the moment that you're frightened life is real.
Leo 🎶: Then my life must be real real!
Both 🎶: …and in a flash when I release and seal the deal…
Leo: No, no! No, wait, okay! Okay, you want crazy? Here's crazy!
[He pulls out a handkerchief to use as a blindfold, and ties it around her head]
Leo: I will guide the arrow, with my love.
[Natalie chuckles]
Natalie: How does that work, exactly?
Leo: we're connected, see? We're destined to be together! So, nothing back can happen. 
Natalie: Yeah, but what if I miss?
[Leo takes her hand in his, and looks at her with a face full of adoration]
Leo: Then you will be the last thing that I ever see.
[Natalie snorts]
Natalie: that is so hot.
[She clears her throat, positions herself herself her crossbow. Leo resits the apple at the top of his head. He keeps his eyes on her the entire time. Natalie takes a breath, pulls the trigger, and the device lets go of the arrow. It pierces the apple just above Leo's head. Natalie hears the thud, quickly pussl of the mask, and sighs in relief as she sees he's alive]
Both 🎶: …I'm crazier than you. I'm crazier than you! And nothing hurts me when I hear you say…
[The two run to each other, Natalie jumps into his arms]
Both 🎶: I'm crazier than you, psychotically in two, and that is all i need to face the day!
[Leo dips her, and the two blush]
Both 🎶: I'm crazier than you! I'm crazier than you, and live or die i'll let you have control.
[They are both upright, Natalie has pinned him to a tree, and Leo is looking down at her with a grin]
Both 🎶: I'm crazier than you, so say you love me too! From here on in you're singing to my soul!
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OK, so I was thinking about what eighties teen movie Natleo and Nicoby would be, and I think I've come to a consensus:

  • Natalie: Heathers. She's edgy like that. Artsy.
  • Leo: Footloose. He's a boy that lived in the south that likes to dance.
  • Toby: Breakfast Club. He likes the whole friend group coming together thing (because he didn't have friends as a kid, like same).
  • Nico: Beetlejuice. He is strange and unusual. Creepy.
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[Natalie and Leo are going about a baby supplies store for things to baby the dogs with. Natalie points out a baby cot]
Natalie: It's a Jeremy playpen! We can put him in there-!
Leo: Jeremy doesn't play. He doesn't know how.
Natalie, laughing: he does play.
Leo: he licks you, and he snaps at me. That's his whole life.
Natalie: Jeremy playpen.
Leo: No. Not Jeremy playpen...
Natalie: Jeremy Playpen.
Leo: Baby MMA arena.
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dax-enfinity

Since “I Was Made For Lovin’ You” by KISS is THE Nicoby song ever, and it was pretty much agreed on by it’s small amount of dedicated shippers

What song should be THE Natleo song ever? Like an iconic catchy song that represents both Leo and Natalie, feel free to tell me or send me suggestions!!

Maybe "Still into You" - by Paramore? Or "Line Without a Hook" by Ricky Montgomery.

Maybe Neon Trees' "Everybody talks".

Those are just the ones popping out to me.

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[Leo is reading the description of a neck watch]
Natalie: Wait, so it's like a choker?
Leo: It's very small, its-
Natalie: is it comfortable?
Leo: do you like being choked?
[They pause. Leo realises what he has just said. Leo turns bright red]
Leo: ...sorry... uh, no its not comfortable.
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