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Natalie, sniffing, upset: the eagles won...

Leo: Oh no, I'm so sorry for you-! What happened to you?

Natalie, covered in scratches and bruises: some Eagles fan wouldn't shut his fucking mouth.

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Natalie teaching Leo to ice skate

Idk, I thought the idea was cute and had to see it become a reality. I may write something about this.

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Leo: *infodumps about different kinds of dragons*

Natalie, grabbing her sketchbook and planning what to draw for Leo: duly noted.

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Natalie 🎶: Pluck the arrow from its quiver, hold it in your hand. Be brave.

Leo 🎶: Pierce the apple not the liver, or we're dancing on my grave.

Natalie 🎶: Place it in the bow and steady…

Leo 🎶: Can't you shoot that thing already?!

Natalie 🎶: I wanna demonstrate that fear is my ideal!

Leo 🎶: Girl, believe me, fear is your ideal!

Natalie 🎶: Cause in the moment that you're frightened life is real.

Leo 🎶: Then my life must be real real!

Both 🎶: …and in a flash when I release and seal the deal…

Leo: No, no! No, wait, okay! Okay, you want crazy? Here's crazy!

[He pulls out a handkerchief to use as a blindfold, and ties it around her head]

Leo: I will guide the arrow, with my love.

[Natalie chuckles]

Natalie: How does that work, exactly?

Leo: we're connected, see? We're destined to be together! So, nothing back can happen.

Natalie: Yeah, but what if I miss?

[Leo takes her hand in his, and looks at her with a face full of adoration]

Leo: Then you will be the last thing that I ever see.

[Natalie snorts]

Natalie: that is so hot.

[She clears her throat, positions herself herself her crossbow. Leo resits the apple at the top of his head. He keeps his eyes on her the entire time. Natalie takes a breath, pulls the trigger, and the device lets go of the arrow. It pierces the apple just above Leo's head. Natalie hears the thud, quickly pussl of the mask, and sighs in relief as she sees he's alive]

Both 🎶: …I'm crazier than you. I'm crazier than you! And nothing hurts me when I hear you say…

[The two run to each other, Natalie jumps into his arms]

Both 🎶: I'm crazier than you, psychotically in two, and that is all i need to face the day!

[Leo dips her, and the two blush]

Both 🎶: I'm crazier than you! I'm crazier than you, and live or die i'll let you have control.

[They are both upright, Natalie has pinned him to a tree, and Leo is looking down at her with a grin]

Both 🎶: I'm crazier than you, so say you love me too! From here on in you're singing to my soul!

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Created my own Natleo Playlist (not for the Stopped Clock au).

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[Leo is reading the description of a neck watch]

Natalie: Wait, so it's like a choker?

Leo: It's very small, its-

Natalie: is it comfortable?

Leo: do you like being choked?

[They pause. Leo realises what he has just said. Leo turns bright red]

Leo: ...sorry... uh, no its not comfortable.

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Natalie, to her small dog: Jeremy, do you know where you are?

Leo, from the kitchen: Don't ask him complicated questions.

-

Natalie: who are you texting?

Leo, in Claires accessories: your man.

-

Leo: there's a crying animal behind you.

Natalie: what?

[Turns around]

Natalie: who is it?

[Natalie sees that her dog, Roscoe is behind her, crying]

-

Leo, slapping the counter: Eh! Bep bep bep bep bep bep bep-!

Natalie: stop!

-

[Natalie is lying on the sofa in a velvet tracksuit with a pair of sunglasses on, drinking a glass of wine]

Leo: what are you... doing?

Natalie: I'm leisuring!

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Fuck it.

Natleo as Jessica and Roger Rabbit (Leo as Jessica and Natalie as Roger).

This was fun.

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This is purely because Leo would claim he's got the legs for it.

And because Natalue wants to be a goofy lil guy for once.

And honestly?

Good for them.

They're both so gender.

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Fuck it.

Natleo as Jessica and Roger Rabbit (Leo as Jessica and Natalie as Roger).

This was fun.

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Natalie: tells Leo about her past.

Leo: considering asking Nico if it's possible to fist fight a ghost.

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Did somebody order Natleo Fanart?

Yes, they are in a gallery of memes. Those are the only images I had on my phone.

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Have some memes.

[Image descriptions: four versions of the "Why is it empty?" Meme with alternate texts.

The first has the cat labelled as "Leo" with the bowl being "Stabby Canada girl" and the word empty is replaced with "hot".

The second labels the cat as Leo again, with the bowl labelled "his mental health", and the word empty replaced with broken.

The third has the cat labelled Natalie, with the bowl being Leo, and the word empty being "soulmate".

The fourth is labelled with Natalie as the cat, "broken" replacing empty, and the bowl being "her mental health".]

#clockwork #leo valdez #natalie ouellette #natalie ouelete #natleo #natalie ouellete #creepypasta au #clockwork creepypasta #creepypasta memes #percy jackson memes #pjo memes #hoo memes #leo valdez hoo #leo valdez pjo #crossover ships #crack ships

It's been so long

Decided to write the second ever Natleo fic on Ao3.

Decided to write the second ever Natleo fic on Ao3.

Decided to write the second ever Natleo fic on Ao3.

Decided to write the second ever Natleo fic on Ao3.