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What happens when the self proclaimed "Super-Sized Bad Boy McShizzle" meets a girl with a pension for violence and an irrational fear of time. Ask blog. Responses will be mostly written. There may be occasional art. Bisexual emo girl with her ADHD labrador boyfriend. Ages/birthdays/star signs: Natalie: 23 (November 6th, Scorpio) Leo: 23 (July 7th, Cancer)
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dax-enfinity

OK, so if Nicoby is "Teenage Dirtbag", then might I offer: Natleo is "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup. (Or another 2000's song with similar vibes).

(Either that OR "Misery Business" by Paramore - BUT! She's singing it to Calypso (Funny how the healthier relationship for Leo is with a literal serial killer rather than an actual literal goddess in this whole... crossover-verse)).

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NATLEO ASK !!

So I listened to the song you mentioned:

“Girl All the Bad Guys Want” - Bowling For Soup

And it 100% gives Natleo vibes, specifically from Leo’s point of view on things.

Some lyrics from the song that caught my attention:

And when she walks

All the wind blows and the angels sing

She doesn't notice me

Cause she is watchin' wrestling

Creamin' over tough guys

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' someone shoot me

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

He’s head over heels for Nat, but he assumes he’s NEVER gonna get a chance with her.

As the two of them are on polar opposites, quite literally.

Even as characters, personality-wise, attitude-wise and so on, they aren’t similar in the slightest.

Nat is an alternative girl, she’s psychopathic, she’s a literal serial killer who also has ties to an eldritch god.(Slenderman, obviously…)

And, Leo’s just Leo.

Therefore NOBODY would expect Leo of all people to fall for someone like Nat.

(She’s chill, she’s kind, she’s nice and funny too, but Hazel, Frank, Piper, and Jason aren’t buying that fully…)

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Now onto Nat’s side of things:

“Misery Business” - Paramore

(I actually love Paramore, lmaoo)

Leo and Calypso, they are together, and it’s not a healthy relationship, it’s not good for Leo, he’s a teenager and having a relationship with a literal goddess at what? 15? Isn’t healthy.

And Nat? She doesn’t like Calypso, yadda, yadda, she’s a god, whatever. Godly reasons aside.

There’s an obvious power imbalance in the relationship, God x Demigod, Immortal x Mortal.

Now, going back to the song, all from Nat’s POV, and she’s singing it to Calypso:

I waited eight long months, she finally set him free

I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me

Two weeks and we had caught on fire

She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

Whoa, I never meant to brag

But I got him where I want him now

Whoa, it was never my intention to brag

To steal it all away from you now

But God, does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him now

And if you could, then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so

It just feels so good

I watched his wildest dreams come true

Not one of them involving you

Just watch my wildest dreams come true

Not one of them involving you

I can imagine that Nat rants to Toby and Nico about Calypso, and how she doesn’t deserve Leo, that Leo deserves better, someone MUCH more better.

(Personally, I don’t like Calypso, I’m iffy on her.)

It’s funny thinking about it, the fact that Leo would be in a healthier relationship with a SERIAL KILLER than with a literal goddess.

Kinda hot take: but, both Leo and Nico are better off with the CreepyPasta’s than with either of the two demigod camps.

They’d get treated better (ESPECIALLY when it comes to relationships…)

Both Calypso and the Solace boy suck.

I support the Nat being a hater towards Calypso agenda.

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Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

omg if you feel like it you can always ask me random questions. i will answer all, this is literally the most fun thing ever (and i’m nice i promise)

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sotwk

I may not get very many notes on my posts, but I get a decent number of Asks from both Followers and Anons fairly regularly, and I've learned to value that far more than silent Likes.

It's always a nice feeling to know someone cares enough to drop you a line, even about the most random stuff.

I appreciate you dearly, My Frequent Ask Box Visitors! <3

I appreciate

you dearly, My Frequent Ask

Box Visitors! <3

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

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aleatoryw

after reblogging an "ask game" post, i used to get multiple asks! it's a bit harder of a sell now, even with pre-written questions. i think people have this idea that showing up in someone's ask box when you don't know them is crossing some kind of boundary? sending an unsolicited dm?

but it's not. most people have their ask open because they like getting asks! yes, even from strangers! ask me stuff! ask about a post i reblogged, or a project i'm working on!

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I never had people draw fanart for one of my fics or write something based on it, but I just know that that is such a high honor and show of love. I once had someone ask me if they could translate my fic in Chinese and I was like, wow, they love it enough to want to put time and effort into it to show it to more people.

To all writers, you can use this post to let people know that you would be delighted to receive fanart and would love if they get creative with what you created.

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when ao3 is back up i want all of you to leave comments on the fics you were interrupted from reading, the fics you were looking to find, the fics you were thinking about re-reading, and the fics left open in your tabs for months now.

when ao3 is back up, i want you all to show some love to your favourite writers, favourite fics, or even just the 600 word one-shot that brought a smile to your face that tuesday three weeks ago.

when ao3 is back up i want you all to remember that comments and explicitly voiced appreciation are what keep writers going.

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juniperjelly

reminder since we're gettin another wave of bots:

if you don't distinguish yourself from a bot, just any sorta indication that a human made the blog, like a funny pfp or description, or even a disclaimer that you're a lurker, then you're almost certainly gonna be blocked n reported for spam when you follow people

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deluxeloy

Having a good URL is no longer an excuse. We shoot on sight, it's up to you to warn us you're real.

With the bots liking posts and even SENDING ASKS as I've had that happen, this is VERY MUCH NECESSARY NOW-

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ao3 is not instagram, and it’s not embarrassing to comment on a story that’s old. we understand that you just happened to come across it now; writing is magical in that you often come across the right story at just the time you need to read it.

also, authors will literally cry over their keyboard if you comment on the stuff they write.

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where’s that one “pakige” post bc like

AO3, Basic Logic, God, Everyone: You posted a chapter five minutes ago, and should get comments gradually over the next few hours! Me, .5 seconds after posting, sitting with my face pressed up against my AO3 inbox: commente

Bóòkmärkê?

KÜDÖSś?

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ninjaotta

välidæshün???

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Leo: everybody's aways like, "Leo, how'd you bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie, bro?!"
Leo: I didn't bag shit!
Leo: Natalie picked me up from my neck, threw me on her shoulder, and I've been on it ever since.
Leo: and I've got no plans of getting off of it any time soon.

Made it as a fake tweet. Bc I can.

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