employed!

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

The bear said “You live like this?”

This always takes me the fuck out because so far as I can tell that's LITERALLY what's happening. That bear is looking around pretty apprehensive, it looks like she's sizing up the likelihood of finding something good in there (food, shelter, whatever) vs the odds of getting hurt...and coming to the conclusion that it's not worth it. That human is just acting too weird.

The bear is, LITERALLY, exhibiting more common sense and wildlife encounter good practice than the cameraperson.

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

i literally need to be face sat by music

i need music filling up my holes

Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975)

went to lego.com and inexplicably the username autofilled to this

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.

I FINALLY HAVE ENERGY AND WILL TO DRAW AGAIN AND I AM BACK AGAIN OBSESSED WITH HIM HE'S THE SUN TO ME

summer in the salt marshes of nova scotia’s eastern shore

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead