Soft winter sentence starters - what the hell did you do to that snowman for the absolute crack pair Bortz and Phos?
well, never expected to do a fic on my mixed feelings on again off again ‘ship’ jkhdfkhjdfskjhs!
“ what the hell did you do to that poor snowman?! ”
“yosh!” phos exclaimed as they put the stick in their snowman’s body, a very typical snowman was now in their sight with the usual rock eyes, carrot nose, three snowballed body, scarf and a smile. they smiled aswell as they walked to the house’s front door, seeing a confused bort there in their casual workout attire.
“what’re you doing?” they asked as phos passed by. “i made a snowman!”
“becaaaauuuse we need someone to lookout for the house! consider him our winter solider or something!” they stated as they walked in leaving bort to hum and stare at the snowman.
phos hummed happily as they got their hot cocoa, sipping it lightly as they felt the small marshmallows that came with it and chunks of the cocoa left un-stirred in them. “hmmm, i wonder if a mug would be a nice addition?” they thought to themself as they went outside to see if the idea would work.
setting their cocoa down on the front door’s table they looked dumbfounded as they found an unfamiliar but large snow sculpture, all muscular from the back. getting a closer look they had fangs sculpted in and rather scary faces.
“...” their eye twitched as they heard snow shuffling behind them. “like them? their rather intimidating-”
“what the hell did you do to that poor snowman?!” they exclaimed at bort who looked at them confused. “you said it’d be like our lookout, like a winter solider. but his pilot design looked nothing like one so i improved it.”
“it was a JOKE booooort!” they whined as they started to pout. “it was the cutest snowman i ever maaaaade!”
“w-well you should’ve re-worded yourself it looked nothing like a solider!”
“i thought you’d take the joke cause the only one we need to protect the house is yooouuuu!!!”
bort started to look more uncomfortable at the whining. “did...did i...fuck i’m doing it again.” they mumbled looking away from the short haired turquoised younger who looked up at them. “i....urgh i thought i was getting better-”
“eeh wwait you are you are!” phos exclaimed as they tried taking one of bort’s arms that were attempting to shield their face. “i was just being whiny it’s okay i can make another one it’s easy!”
“do you wanna help me make another one?” they asked softly, the raven looking at them sadly and nodding, nearly breaking the younger’s heart at it. “okay good, we still got some snow here, we can do another.”
“i...the pieces i’ll get them.”
both sighed as they took a step back. the usual happy snowman was now next to the hulking monsterous snow sculpture. “...y’know, they fit eachother nicely don’t they?” phos asked nudging bort lightly as they looked between them and the snow people, smiling lightly and putting an arm over phos.
“yeah. their made for eachother.”
