#bortzphos – @pinktatertots99 on Tumblr

I found a song that fits bortzxphos perfectly. Lemon boy by cavetown.

OH yeah this is a nice song!!! does fit em well!

#hnk #lotl #kingdom of gems #phosbort #phosbortz #bortphos #bortzphos #bort x phos #bort x phosphophyllite #bortz x phos #bortz x phosphophyllite #phos x bort #phos x borts #phos x bortz #phosphophyllite x bort #phosphophyllite x bortz #the pink one speaks

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merit-ferret asked:

“I’m not hugging you, I’m pinning you to the floor with a vice grip.” is such Phos Bortz energy it hurts. I don't even know how this would happen but I need it so bad. (Thank you)

PFFFFT oh totally lol.

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“I’m not hugging you, I’m pinning you to the floor with a vice grip.”

#houseki no kuni #fanfiction #phos x bort #phos x borts #phos x bortz #phosphophyllite x bort #phosphophyllite x bortz #phosbort #phosbortz #bortzphos #bortphos #hnk #lotl #kingdom of gems #land of the lustrous #i made this #the pink one speaks

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merit-ferret asked:

For the send a ship thing (if you're still doing it), well, I think you know who. The good old no braincell ship. (Btw I started cling them Team Collateral Danage, seems fitting). Or barbphos

HJDHJKDKHJDKHJD i’ll just do both! also hoping ya meant bortphos cause idk wha else ya meant lol. also lol your actually lucky your the first person i got to send me dis request kjhdfkjs!

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

BORTPHOS:

Who asks the other on dates: bortz Who is the bigger cuddler: phos Who initiates holding hands more often: phos Who remembers anniversaries: bortz (have you seen phos at remembering?) Who is more possessive: phos Who gets more jealous: bortz Who is more protective: both Who is more likely to cheat: i am NOT gonna answer dat -i forgot that question was in this wtf- Who initiates sexy times the most: phos Who dislikes PDA the most: bortz Who kills the spider: bortz Who asks the the other to marry them: bortz Who buys the other flowers or gifts: phos Who would bring up possibly having kids: phos Who is more nervous to meet the parents: phos Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: phos lmao Who tries to make up first after arguments: phos Who tells the other they love them more often: phos

BARBPHOS:

Who asks the other on dates: barb Who is the bigger cuddler: phos Who initiates holding hands more often: phos Who remembers anniversaries: kjhdfhkjdsf neither lol, their bad at remembering. Who is more possessive: phos Who gets more jealous: phos Who is more protective: barb Who is more likely to cheat: also not gonna answer dis! screw this question! Who initiates sexy times the most: barb Who dislikes PDA the most: barb only cause it makes him a blushy mess. Who kills the spider: neither lol they just put em outside. Who asks the the other to marry them: barb Who buys the other flowers or gifts: barb Who would bring up possibly having kids: phos Who is more nervous to meet the parents: barb big time i mean would YOU like to meet adamant!? Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: barb Who tries to make up first after arguments: phos Who tells the other they love them more often: both!!

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Anonymous asked:

terrible first meeting starters - you're not goin to eat me, are ya? for bortxphos pls

khfdsjksdfhksjd oh god lol perfect.

Terrible First Meeting Starters

“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”

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as the boat slowly slid to a stop gold gloved hands picked up the goggles around their neck, a bob bluenette looked around the water. they heard a song phos thought, something was here, calling out a song of cheese ramen; their favorite type of ramen.

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Anonymous asked:

Crack ship time! Phos pulls some researcher friends strings (*cough* Admirabilis *cough *) to take Bortz to see a Gran Rojo. The largest jellyfish in the world.

awwwwwwwwww!!!! cute!!!

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“phos i swear-”

“you swear all the time just don’t worry baaaabe!” phos chimed as they put a blindfold over the raven’s eyes, gently leading them into a submarine. bort sighed as they were lead to a seat, buckled by the other who was giggling mischievously as they did.

phos then took their seat next to them, winking at ventri who started up the sub. “thaaaaaank yooouuu ventriiii!” they sung out as she rolled her eyes. “anything for you and the cutie pie~.” phos pouted as she giggled. “hey i’m cuuute!”

“you mean when your not giving off a suspicious vibe?” bort asked with phos giving them daggers. “by the way your not driving this right?” they asked causing the shorter haired raven acu to respond. “oh heavens no.”

“thank god.”

“heeeyyyy ruuuude! i’m the one that came up with this idea hmph!”

“we’re reaching two thousand feet everyone hold on!” varie exclaimed catching phos off guard. “eh!? already? oh i hope their here!”

“hope what is?”

“bort-yyyy that’d ruin the surpriiiiise.”

“even then with their size we might have to go deeper.” acu stated as they continued diving deeper, phos quickly examining the windows the further they went. their aqua eyes widening at one of the windows. “there ththere!” they pointed, the sub stopping as they pulled off bort’s blindfold, getting a bit of hair and a grunt from them.

“ow damnit phos be-”

“look!” they exclaimed, moving bort from glaring at them to a window. slowly their face morphed into surprise and shock. unbuckling their belt they slowly moved to the window to get a closer look at the large jellyfish that’s size engulfed the window.

“tiburonia granrojo…” they mumbled aloud as phos stood next to them giggling. “yeah, i got some pretty good strings huh?” they asked showing off a bit. “and you thought i was being sus-” they paused as they looked at the raven’s widened eyes lookin at the window almost like they had stars in them, smallest hints of a smile growing on them leaving the teal haired other speechless.

“….thank you.” they mumbled, phos rubbing the back of their head embarrassed almost as they watched. “it was nothing.”