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I kind of know what im doing, not really though
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scumbagsblog

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

Every time I consider making a sandwich I think of this fucking tweet.

The stupid thing is that it puts me in the mindset of being an NPC looking forward to a balanced, delicious, good-looking sandwich, instead of some vegemite half-heartedly smeared between a couple of bits of bread. So now I'm like "well if my goal is Sandwich, it should be a good sandwich". I mean it's gotta look good in the thought bubble right? Some guy wandering around in a computer game would be imagining a picture of a ham and cheese toastie AT MINIMUM, probably with tomato and some greens in there. Possibly he'd imagine a full on sub sandwich.

I have started putting actual effort into making tastier, prettier sandwiches. Because of this fucking tweet.

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The extreme inflation of food prices is your chance to get that snatched waist you’ve always wanted !

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

I apologize.

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demareth

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

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schwazombie

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

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dzamie

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

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sour-charity

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

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zack-creeper

Art

How. Interesting

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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fransu

I'm italian and there's something that people defending this shit don't fucking understand.

they think the “Roman salute” is something unrelated to nazis or fascists but the “Roman Salute” IS the fascist salute. It's not a different concept, it's the same thing!! It's not "good" because it doesn't have the word "nazi" in it, It's the same shit.

And to people saying "He is throwing out his heart to the crowd" tell me if YOU would do it at a 45 degree angle with your thumb tucked in and your fingers closed together. Personally, a throwing motion in my imagination has your palm completely open and your fingers spaced out

Regardless, This is what propaganda is, They do bad thing and then they say "no it good actually" and the population goes "Ok then it's all good" it's not all good, They're making you think it is. It sucks

Politicians gain power through the Ignorance of the people, don't trust people just because "They said it"

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cryptotheism

heard a song that implied Miku feels conflicted or melancholy about being made to sing songs. That's her favorite thing. She loves singing songs. It's her favorite thing to do. Don't piss me off.

"WhT if sonic the hedgehog hates going fast but we make him do that bc of the controller" shut da fuck uppppppppp

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matt0044

I never once thought it ridiculous that kid heroes could triumph over adult villains.

To start with, Hawk Moth's M.O. was always to empower his champions remotely and to rarely if ever go out into the field lest his Miraculous be claimed. Thus he can only create villains out of highly emotional humans who are subject to their own vices when evilized.

His defeats come from basically gambling, something highly addictive. Hence why in "Evolution," his first instinct was not to go back to repair the Peacock before Emilie impregnated herself with Adrien.

I also feel like we overestimate the inherent intellect of adults in any kind of power. Source? I'm an America going through a 1950s revival period foisted upon this nation. L.A. is burning. The south is freezing over. All because the adult in charge are inept at worst like Andre or actively malicious at best like Gabriel. Or those too dedicated to the letter of the law like Roger.

Frankly, it's a legit hopeful fantasy where teens of today's generation can hero up and save people in danger. The idea that we can step up to those who came before and cling to what was be it the status quo of getting all they want or rewriting reality itself.

Is it any wonder "Superhero Fatigue" fizzles out quick? Deep down? We wish we could find a weird box in our bags that gives us a jewel with the power to actually help people. Maybe give people hope to work for a better tomorrow.

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In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.

I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!

From what I've seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!

I'll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here's the link.

The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.

(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that's me.)

If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.

The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I'll summarize regardless.

  • insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box
  • add to comment box -> once you're done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box
  • delete -> self explanatory
  • on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic

The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.

Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it's such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.

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Wouldn't it be funny if the identity reveal happened while Loid was in the middle of taking off his disguise, and Yor walked in on him lol

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