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the fallen ones

Uncle Bucky by banannersandwich

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This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial

hey who else is FURIOUS that it’s too late for this to be a yuletide fandom????

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend, if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love

Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.

You know the drill

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

I don’t know who is behind this Twitter account, but I think I’m in love just a little.

Everyone talking about Shaggy’s power are overlooking Fred’s Surprisingly Chaotic Energy

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are

every time web developers try to “rebrand” or “repurpose” this website we just sink our heels deeper into the quicksand of our own absurdity

look what im saying is there was a story abt a group of artists whose house was demolished in order to make room for a new shopping mall and, once it was constructed, they fueled their rage and pettiness at being displaced into finding an unused room in the building, renovated it into a condo, outfitted it with a fully stocked kitchen, china hutch, AC, TV and gaming system and then proceeded to live in the mall undetected for years. that creativity? absurdity? sheer stubborn pettiness? thas tumblr babey!!!!

Cheers to our petty hellsite, our burning Bentley of emotion and shitposting. We hate you, but we will never stop scrolling.

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME CAME FROM

Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe, thanks in particular to Jules Verne.

He even wrote a sequel to Poe’s only novel, and numerous essays about how great an author Poe was.

By all accounts, Poe (who lived a penniless life in the US) really *was* baffled by all of this.

This is so ???? Pure?????

Omg Jules Verne was a fangirl.

OMG HE WROTE FANFIC AND HE GOT PUBLISHED!!!!!

QWEEEEEN

Good thing at this point I basically will assume that whatever Chuck/his standins imply will be the ending will definitely not be how it ends.

Although, it’s weird that they’re driving home this “Chuck is a shitty writer” thing when like… if he did write seasons 3-5 he did a dang good job??

I like to think of it as a story that went on too long because the Author really loves it, but should have ended it 10 chapters ago to make it a satisfying ending.  I don’t think of the show that way, since I’ve been enjoying the heck out of it all along, but it makes me lol to think of “Chuck’s bad writing” in this way :)

He also… didn’t do all that great with 4 and 5? I mean… 4 especially holds up thematically and mirrors itself, and is full of foreshadowing and even has a narrative twist that is both surprising AND 100% believable… but… Chuck lampshaded this for himself at the end of s5, with the waffling about how endings are hard, and how stories don’t really end, because he didn’t get the ending he wanted and so just… kept writing. Except he also ~evaporated~ from the narrative himself. Or at least the incarnation of himself that was pretending to be a prophet while actually being the creator evaporated (along with Kripke, who was basically Chuck).

Chuck wrote the books recording the “Winchester Gospel,” disguised as pulp horror novels. And the things *we* think of that made s4-5 so good was the “tearing up the pages” part that TFW accomplished. They weren’t as good at it as they would become after so many rounds of practice… And I don’t think Chuck actually “writes” Sam, Dean, and Cas. He writes the story they then act out. He writes endless escape rooms for them, and he’s desperate for them to realize the only permanent escape is one of them dying, one of them killing the other. But TFW’s whole shtick is rewriting endings.

And Chuck self-admittedly sucks at endings.

Sam’s nightmares in s15 have been peeks at Chuck’s endings, if TFW hadn’t rejected the story. They… kinda all sucked…

So what we’re saying here is that Chuck isn’t a novelist, he’s a game writer? This would certainly explain a lot.

YES. OMG YES. That’s it exactly.

It’s hard to get this because in-universe, he IS a novelist, but he just… wrote down what he saw. He’d always had a direct window into the Winchesters’ lives until 14.20. He sets up the quest, he sets the rules of the game (and sometimes changes them on the fly if things are going to easily, or aren’t going well at all), but everything else is on the characters.

And it’s only now since he declared it’s gonna be the end, for the very first time he actually has to come up with an ending…

I mean, he tried to shame Becky for writing fanfic, and she basically said he couldn’t write now because his “prophet powers” dried up, implying he was little more than a cosmic transcriptionist. And I mean, clearly he’s got SOME control over the universe, but really, not of every last detail. He can’t write because he can’t see what the characters are doing, can’t control the characters, and the settings aren’t really matching up that well, you know?

Gosh Chuck is a terrible DM. :’D

Sevdiğim kediler

sound on!!!

x

Monica Lewinsky is funnier than all of the comedians who made shitty jokes about her. 

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.