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"Your hustles busted when you can't afford a cigarette" Loves weed, coffee in general, especially caramel frappes with extra caramel, food, bad tv. Aquarius with Gemini rising, INFP, old enough to have used ask jeeves
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A biracial royal baby….

Wow….

Just amazing. Congratulations to them both this is so wild 😍👸🏽🤴🏼👶🏼😍

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chodesese

So is the dad not included in this baby the very reason ppl are getting this obsessed not bc they care bc they looking for something to critique and complain and compare. They already made photos of how the baby should look bc it’s their making. Last I check all human beings on earth are born of a woman & man. But nowadays we creating one from a disturbed mindset of ppl like it’s coming from the lab. What is wrong with this generation of ppl today?

.... Reading comprehension is REAL IMPORTANT

Also you could maybe use a dictionary, look up the definition of biracial, ya know, because their child will be more than one race....

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Me reading about that dude on tumblr that’s killed like 3 ppl after setting up a cult in which he injects silicone into his cult followers’ balls to inflate them because it’s his kink

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As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

I want to hear more of this

I want to know what he threw at guests before.

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me: progressives should be more accepting of religious people.

conservative christians: i agree. american christians are severely persecuted by liberals.

conservative christians: i can’t even leave my house without fearing constant humiliation and persecution 😔 2 timothy 3:12

me: man, it sure is difficult to be a religious minority in america. for example, musl-

conservative christians: i know what you mean. not being allowed to turn gay people away from my restaurant basically makes me saint peter

Worldwide, withstanding that Christianity is the most populous religious group, Christians are the most persecuted religious group. Obviously, this is not so in the USA, but in some countries, including Islamic ones, Christians are regularly killed for their faith. This might give you some perspective on why American Christians think the way they do.

Trust me when I say that deep down that the vast majority of White Conservative Christians do not give two shits about Christians in the Middle East or around the world. They care about using the suffering of PoC Christians to justify their awful rhetoric, and would be willing to discard them without a second thought. 

White Conservative Christians were pretty damn silent when ICE rounded up Chaldean Catholics to be deported right back into Iraq. 

I didn’t even know? Then again I’m not conservative. And barely Christian. What’s a Chaldean?

A ethnic group of Iraq. They are mostly Catholic.

And like…. the whole “I didn’t know!!!!” is literally the entire point!!! The conservative Christian outrage machine literally doesn’t care abt non-“Western” Christians when it cant use them as an islamophobic prop. There’s a reason you didn’t hear about the Chaldean Christians and you prolly heard a fuck ton about the plight of poor oppressed Christian bakery owners being crushed under the thumb of the Gays. The fact that you didn’t know about it is not neutral.

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lumpofcohle

"Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?”

My eight most aggressively heterosexual Facebook statuses from before I realized I was queer, in chronological order from age 18 to age 20.

Bonus explanation:

My outfit was great that year. Very hetero!

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middle aged white man with trump maga van sends pipe bombs and anthrax to 13 prominent democratic politicians, donors, and media outlets.

middle aged white man who claims he ‘doesn’t shoot whites’ attempts to enter a black church for a massacre, fails, and murders two random black strangers in a grocery store.

white man yells ‘all jews must die!’ before entering a synagogue during shabbat and opening fire. the news is still breaking, but at least eight people are confirmed dead.

it’s been 48 hours.

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me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%

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seriousjones

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

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