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I’ve got this au where Fabian with all of his. Weird mindsets from his childhood. Gets a crush on Gorgug the first day of school when Gorgug hits him back- it parallels how his parents met!! He falls instantly and is immediately planning their entire wedding meanwhile Gorgug is like ‘well, Fabian took the flower, I guess we’re friends now.’

HELP yeah fabian seacaster son of the guy that went "she cut my eye out and i proposed on the spot" would immediately think gorgug is so hot after clocking him in the face. thats his future husband right there everybody. im picturing full doodling f+g in hearts in his notebooks. future mr thistlespring-seacaster right there. he's so dumb i love him and ofc gorgug just goes home and is like mom dad i made a friend with the flower :) yayyyy (totally unaware)

keep sending me thistlecaster ideas people im loving this

thistlecaster. thoughts?

Thistlecaster? Absolutely

Best fanon ship that has ever sailed the seas.

That scene in jy where Gorgug quits the owlbears, there were SO MANY THINGS left unsaid.

The two melee of their party, both busy protecting their friends, so they'd know how the other one would feel. They protect eachother.

Gorgug creating a plan more chaotic than Fig's, crying out nothing but "Fabian!"

Fabian hugging Gorgug immediately bcs he knows the other will give comfort.

SPRING BREAK

Those two are bloody amazing. Thistlecaster absolutely.

Trick or Treat! I'm a zombee 🧟‍♀️🐝 what do you think Ayda would dress as for Halloween?

she's dressed as the greatest wizard of our age

Just a thought in my head, but I'm pretty sure all of the bad kids have a diamond piece jewelry on them that they wear all the time. You know, in case they need to be revived

Fabian bankrolls it after the last stand whe Kipperlilly pickpockets Kristen and they're not able to revivify anyone. At least this way he'll have at least 1-2 diamonds on hand just in case.

Fabian keeps his disguised as a cheaper stone embedded in the back of the 'best friends' necklace. It doesn't look like anything worth stealing because it looks so cheap in comparison to his other jewellery.

Fig has 3 on her, hidden in an earring, bracelet and hair clip. They're just backups though, she keeps 6 in a pouch around her neck at all times after they nearly weren't able to bring Riz back after Killian killed him.

Gorgug gets a cap installed over one of his tusks after he takes a bad hit to the face and cracks it. Has a secret compartment inside to hide his diamond.

Riz stitches a diamond into the wristband of his watch, though he keeps a backup supply for their healers in his briefcase at all times anyway.

Kristen has an anklet, it looks like one of those home made craft projects with beads woven into it but it's actually 6 diamonds hidden under the embroidery yarn.

Adaine has a nice bracelet. Fabian had it made specifically for her to match the whole oracle aesthetic. It has a large eye in the centre and the diamond is the pupil.

Can we talk about how many people were hitting on Gorgog junior year? Squeem, K2 (shoving his head in her tits then running away), Unit, and Mary Anne?? Gorgug was pulling this year

Objectivly Gorgug is a catch. Kind, polite, strong, rockstar and pioneering barbificer. Honestly it's just amazing that it didn't go to his head.

The kids are 100% Arthur’s favourite party but I want to know who his favourite bad kids is as there could be an argument made for most of them.

Riz broke into his office on the first day to steal his tea

Kristen snuck him into heaven

Adaine is the oracle and is the only one who constantly calls him doctor or professor

Fig is dating his daughter and is the reason Gilear works for him.

Gorgug is the only one who can kill him

Can’t think of reason for Fabain

The correct answer is Gorgug. Mostly because it is the funniest option. The other bad kids would tollerate the extra attention that would come with being his favorite bad kid but Gorgug has zero tollerance for that nonsense.

The kids are 100% Arthur’s favourite party but I want to know who his favourite bad kids is as there could be an argument made for most of them.

Riz broke into his office on the first day to steal his tea

Kristen snuck him into heaven

Adaine is the oracle and is the only one who constantly calls him doctor or professor

Fig is dating his daughter and is the reason Gilear works for him.

Gorgug is the only one who can kill him

Can’t think of reason for Fabain

The correct answer is Gorgug. Mostly because it is the funniest option. The other bad kids would tollerate the extra attention that would come with being his favorite bad kid but Gorgug has zero tollerance for that nonsense.

Gorgug headcanon that he is the only member of the bad kids you don't want to see angry.

Not cause rage, everybody's seen that. No, deep-seated anger. Gorgug holds the strongest grudges of all the bad kids. If you wrong him, or Cassandra forbid his friends, he will never forget it. He will have that against you until you a) make up for it, or b) die

Gorgug has incredibly tight control on his anger because he knows that if he doesn't he could end up hurting someone. He's also aware that he can't really be seen as being outwardly angry or they might attribute it to him being half orc, half monster. He's not the only one of the bad kids who feel this way though, Riz also has to fight down that part of himself pretty regularly he's just not as good at it as Gorgug is.