SAME GENDER MARRIAGE PLANE FLIES IN TOTK

SKILL ISSUE

🍑Very horny bard(said by Rege in an interview)

mori mori mori

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

have I reblogged this yet

what-

I REMEMBER IT’S BIRTH

3 million note post

All these kids are in their 30s by now.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you didn’t have this one yet

Happy 10th Birthday to this post

hellsite-hall-of-fame is on MOBILE?????

Tricking septi-cake into thinking you’re only on web when you’re actually on mobile

joy soup be upon ye

ok so i made the mistake of standing on the beach in the dark and listen…….. listen. there is nothing that cares about you less than the ocean in the dead of night. it is tangible. you can’t fuckin see a thing. there is no horizon. it’s a ceaseless void and she cares for no one and loves nothing. you have to respect her bcs she clearly has no fuckin love for you and if she wanted she could take you and NO ONE WOULD KNOW

#ngl I felt this when we were crossing the mountains into and out of California#i felt it in my *soul*: ‘These mountains EAT people–and are as indifferent about that as my own teeth are about chewing’#it was the strongest prey-fear I’d ever felt in my life

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

Too many children in the comments like ‘I think authors should be able to share ko-fi links :) it’s just nice’ and ‘OP is just a cop.’ Homie, OP is trying to keep AO3 fully functional without interruption. I will report your ass, too, because I value fic artists and our freedom of expression and my audience and our shared history far more than I value the few bux you wanna make on a commission.

It is not hard to link to your Tumblr or Twitter with a vague message like, “If you’re looking for my other works or other ways of supporting me, go here: link.” I have had people buy me coffees after enjoying my fic and asking where to support me. I threw up a link to my Tumblr and people cared enough to follow it. They were fully understanding when I explained in the comments that they could not commission me and I could not link them directly to any donation platform, but they could go to xyz link to read more. And they did! Nobody has to put AO3 directly on the firing line.

Go ahead and commission independently. Just do it anywhere else except on AO3. And then don’t come crying to the community when you, personally, get a C&D from a massive corporation.

AO3 is our bullet shield. Tumblr will pull your shit down. Wattpad won’t fucking protect you. LJ and FF.net already sold our asses for one (1) corn chip. AO3 is trying to protect us, you goddamn lemmings.

If you cannot follow the rules that protect fanspaces, you do not belong in our fanspaces.

The only people who misunderstand this are doing so intentionally and maliciously. Do yourself a favor and block the infants who think this isn’t a big deal.

Please remember that this ALSO INCLUDES FANDOM CHARITY AUCTIONS.

When you post charity auction fics, DO NOT note that they are commissions in any way. You can note them as “here is my thank you gift to X for such-and-such event” but please please PLEASE do not list them as commissions.

I think a lot of younger people are seeing this as a moral panic by OP. These are NOT being laid out as moral injunctions! This is not about being good! This is about covering your own ass and keeping fandom away from larger-scale legal trouble. No one is saying “If you break the rules you’re BEING BAD!” They’re trying to tell you “breaking these rules is DANGEROUS for yourself and potentially others as well!”

Gentle reminder that you can even link to fandom charity drives, according to the AO3′s TOS, as long as you don’t use the AO3 to solicit! Quote from the linked TOS FAQ:

In general, I’ve found both the TOS and the FAQ really well written and would recommend anyone who is uncertain go read them!

Star Trek craft book, I am begging you to describe this craft project in literally any other combination of words

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

i'm sad bc i love people who are far away from me... i'm delighted by the fact that i live in a world where i can love people who are far away from me... the conundrum of the day

have a new mug that I'm enamoured with like really enamoured and I just was taking it out of the dishwasher and before I put it in the shelf I said "hi baby" with like pure and childlike joy and then gave it a kiss. and like I didn't plan to kiss my lovely new ceramic mug but I did kiss it and I do love it and it's nice to have a spacious cream colored mug with a weird looking cat hand painted on it by someone like it makes me happy it's a small object and I smile when I see it.

this is the mug btw.

kate: exists anthony: brain cannot compute

anthony bridgerton + memes

How to get out stains using other things

TO SAVE A LIFE

i have never related so much to a tiktok