in a perfect world i never have to say a single word ever

“we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other”

everything dies baby that's a fact

but maybe everything that dies someday comes back

i can't wait for when we're blogging about menopause

We are suffering from a male whininess epidemic

can i come over and do this

hey girl i mean jude

girls be like “good morning” and then sleep again

“why are you so upset?” idk man. maybe bc i have i get super upset disorder

I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines

just remembered that I'm employed therefore I have to work..