Oh, he’s a frozen treat with an all new taste Cause he came to this planet from outer space A refugee of an interstellar war But now he’s at your local grocery store
Cookie Cat He’s a pet for your tummy Cookie Cat He’s super duper yummy Cookie Cat He left his family behind Cookie Caaat!
I AM CANCELING THIS FUCKING SHOW
iM ScReAmInG
today i met jason marsden (max goof’s va) and got him to read this off
All good choices
Storm clouds are grey
Poetry is great.
lemme try…
Reblog to drive a candy corn hater nuts all this missing is some pineapple to go on top
I can’t believe the straighties are comparing us to seatbelts… like what is this? Grade 2 sex ed? Grow up.
oh my god
😂😂😂
MORE RAINBOWS. WE NEED MORE RAINBOWS.
“Stand back, kid.”
amazing
chaotic good
HE JUST BREAKS THE FUCKING GLASS AND GIVES THE KID THE TOYS
I like how he tried to win one first
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
Perfect example of “survival of the fittest” NOT meaning being some hyper aggressive, muscular manly asshole. This creature fell upon the complete opposite combination of traits and just rolled with it and evolution was like “well, it’s working, somehow".
goals
my housemates’ netflix glitched and it could not have been more perfect
My boss called me on discord and he’s asking me Serious Work Questions but I’m nearly choking to death and he keeps asking me what’s wrong but I
I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff
what armour r u wearing
wait
