Ancient Greek dudebro 1: why would you have sex with a man when you can't procreate?
Ancient Greek dudebro 2, about to invent toxic masculinity: oh haven't you heard?
Instead of doing Uni work I'm gonna sit on the floor with a rose quartz and see what happens.
Will I meet a god or will I become one? Who knows but I'm up for anything.
Hermes has possessed me and now I'm in the mood to buy some weird shit off Amazon.