real life enta jinnai

when i was a lil kid i thought these were the angels my nanna always told me were watching over me

She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

hill

. - sensitive nostrils -

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Twelve stone weight

Naked?

:)

how it feels to be online these days

@creatures-in-posts

This creature is perfectly squishable ⭐️⭐️⭐️

bro LMFAOOOO

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck

people on my covid post are calling me a freak for saying it’s disgusting to cough into open air/your hands then touch shit. well if that’s being a freak i don’t want to be normal!

“you can’t live in fear” i’m not! i’m trying to live with decency and courtesy and fucking common sense, you idiot. sorry i don’t find it cute or fun or necessary to wage biological warfare on everyone in the grocery store while ill

Also like was that not a thing before covid? Like we all knew not to cough and then touch things without washing our hands before then, right? Right?!

covid has unfortunately taught me one universal truth and it is that other (frequently allistic) people never seemed to take the "cough into your elbow // wash your hands before and after every meal // wash your hands after using the bathroom" lessons as seriously as I did growing up

the second universal truth is that people hate being told what to do and they hate being made to feel guilty for failing to do really really really basic, easy things to help other people not like. get sick and also die. so.

happy ten years to this...remember feeling really desperate and locked in in this scene hahahahha

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

fascinating post I made in 2018

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

Start HRT

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

she just asked how many notes this post has and I told her eighteen and with restrained glee she said "this is going to do horrible things to my ego"

I'm out of town rn but I told her this broke 500 notes and sent her some of yall's tags

Hey op why is the contact icon a T if their name is Julia? *condescending tone* do you have your roommate saved as “trash” in your phone?

nope!