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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

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I really really dislike Emma Blackery. She honestly thinks she’s shit hot. She has a horrible personality. She comes across so blunt. Plus we all know she only started youtube because she wanted to date dan and when he wasn’t interested she started being a bitch towards him...

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

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british get bronze:

actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

Canada gets silver:

ok but it’s canada

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The best part was my appointment wasn’t for another half hour so I spent the following 30 minutes sitting alone in embarrassed silence

And this kids is why you don’t take creepshots of people

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