Work was bad to me so I don’t have the energy to edit this myself but you know the “nobody knows” at the party meme?
Yeah that but it’s a JL office party with everybody there thinking “They don’t know I had sex with Batman.” Meanwhile, Batman in the corner thinking “I’m so fucking mysterious.”
Also, totally different scenario but-
Bruce finding the TikTok thirst edits of him: I don’t get it. Why do people make these?
Alfred: Because, by most definitions, Sir, you are a whore.