“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

Fuck it, hope she bless me

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

not risking shitttt

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

I live in fear of this post.

This is the only chain post I reblog

Every time I see this, I can’t pass it. This ain’t nothing to play with

i dont know who this is but i aint living with a tumblr curse

begone, bad luck thOT

Can’t risk it right now. Just can’t.

I need to not curse me and my entire family, if this is the equivalent of carrying a Zeroni up a mountain, I’ll do it.

PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC PLAYER AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP.

YALL PLEASE DO THIS

y’ALL!

I know i should update but y'all plz

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!

Unsustainable Pacing should probably buy a metronome

Forget The Action Let’s All Talk Some More

~ever-increasing granularity~

Cuck of the Author

Omg. My authors, I’m *begging* you to reply to this one.

Golly This Sentence is Long

Too Many Commas

Heaps of Unfinished Stories

Spider Solitaire…….

What Tense Is This Even In?

Im Scared This Wants to Be an Epic.

(Insert) To Be Added Later

Passive Voice was Used

I’m Hyphen-Whore, opening act for Forget The Action Let’s All Talk Some More up there.

Inappropriate Semicolons Abound.

The Shifting of the Tenses

@angry-potato

Bitch don’t call me out on my Tenses Will Change Five Times In One Sentence habit

Reusing the same word literally after I used it in a previous sentence.

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

My boyfriend taught his little sister to say "tax benefits" which is weird but then hr taught his brother to say "sacrifices must be made" and it's like a running joke in his family

Unrequited Love

REQUEST: lol sorry I was kinda vague last ask, but for the unrequited!Reader the paladins (+ allura ((if you want you don’t have to)) are unaware of the crush so the reader just kinda suffers in silence.        

A/N: I’m not one hundred percent sure about how you want me to have this written, so I decided to have it this way and hope it’s actually good.

LANCE

-We all know Lance is flirty with everyone.

-And even if the person is obvious in their affections, I don’t think Lance would put two and two together.

-I feel like he’d notice their weird behavior.

-But lance and y/n are lowkey those pair of friends who everyone thinks is dating. So that kills you inside.

-There’s the usual “Oh my god you two would make such a cute couple” that mentally kills you inside.

-Lance also is the type of person to really be physical with their friends.

SHIRO

-I feel like he’d notice more of the signs that you like him, but brush it off as something else.

-After a while, he forgets about it and the two fo you continue on.

-Treats you a lot like a sibling rather than a possible love interest.

-Ultimate accidentally “rubbing the fact that you’re just friends in your face”

PIDGE

-Pidge does not notice any advances towards her it’s crazy.

-Like, you could literally say you love her and show affection and she’d see it as “friendship affections”

-Doesn’t see anything one would normally do out of love as something out of love.

-Generally confused why you do it.

-Knows that you’re one she can trust. Even if she doesn’t know why you do what you do.

KEITH

-The most clueless in my opinion.

-The type of person who would know his flaws and wonder why you’re still such a good friend to him.

-The type of person to unknowingly do a lot of things that would normally push someone away in my opinion.

-If you call him out on some of his behavior I feel like he’d wonder why you’re still so loyal.

A/N: I have been in progress with this for literal months. Finally it’s done. I started really working on it like a  week ago and it’s like Jesus Christ.

I’m an idiot I just realized I forgot to write Hunk’s part. But it’s way too late to do it and I tired af

HUNK

-Such a nice friend.

-Sometimes seemingly too nice,

-Not like annoyingly nice, just like a nice type of person who’d lowkey act the way a boyfriend would.

-Like, gives you things you’d want, helps you with things a boyfriend would more likely do.

-Doesn’t notice anything that even really resembles love from you.

-Everyone else notices your feelings and they all debate his feelings for you.

I feel like I have been blessed

Ok but why tf did I think of this flag i got at pride