Sailing around the world

Unexplained Phenomena, Software Programming

as I said over on mastodon, this is what got me into programming. I was looking for Bigfoot, UFOs, and psychic powers, and accidentally found computers

It really does, doesn't it?

on their clit like morse code

"S.O.S. we're going down"

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

No stop that

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

uhh?

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

doctor who van gogh scene but it's showing boromir gondor restored

ok why you got me crying so early in the day

Imagine being able to tell Boromir that he did not fail Frodo. The ring is destroyed. Evil did not triumph.

Merry and Pippin are safe. They are safe because of him.

Aragorn is king. Gondor is restored to glory.

Faramir, his brother, is safe and loved. Alive. The line of Ecthelion is unbroken.

The Men of the West prevailed against Mordor and Boromir can rest easy knowing that the love he had for his people was not in vain.

Shoutout to the guy with the white cane at the emergency access door who heard me say "hello sir" and just dropped his head, sighed, and went "this isn't the entrance, is it." Either you're going thru some shit or you're a very funny criminal doing his best and I appreciate that

for the record I am aware that the white guide cane typically denotes low vision, it was just the absolute and immediate total certainty with which this man clocked "polite customer service voice correcting an error" and skipped every stage of grief on his way to acceptance

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

Grumpy old men: Berube is going to HATE Mitch and will bench him for the majority of the season because he's too soft and not a team player. The team doesn't need Mitch. He should be traded for a bag of pucks. I can't wait for Berube to abuse him, I want to see him cry.

Berube: If I could have Mitch on the ice for the entire 60 minutes, I would. I would get him to play in every position. Because he's good at everything, and he's a leader on and off the ice. Anyway, Mitch is great and we're lucky to have him. Have I mentioned how much I love him? Can I tell you again?

i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

Musings from Anna Fusco

Parasol cover. Irish lace : report upon visits to convents, classes, and schools where lace-making and designing for lace are taught. 1887.

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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