Maple Demon

Today is 11/11

or 11/11 if you are using a completely fucking barbaric system of keeping track of dates

The bamboozlers feel like a disney villain, a disney princess and the disney princess' animal sidekick, and i love that for them i really do

why is computer fun and phone evil

Because of the Lich

oh sure. blame it on the lich

Taping my third eye closed like a webcam

90% of my writing experience is doing this

i need to draw images

drawing images do you guys want anything

bug

bugs :)

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

A developer just explained why Link cries out whenever he puts on a transformation mask.

what the fuck?

It’s very simple!

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

some highlights:

everybody sit down we have a winner

Oh my fucking God lmao

Pee does come from the bloodstream, but I'd be real worried if that was where it came out

This is the funniest possible use of this image I can think of.

I feel kind of sorry for the chicken farmer guy having had to piece together human biology based upon chickens

warrior down

Mighty Nein couples + text posts

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

THIS IS SO FUNNY?? YOU COULDVE TEXTED ME??

WAGE WAR, GET REVENGE