lawyer voice. let's see here. on the 4th of february you reblogged a video with the tags "killing that man" and "attacka and killa you with a branch." however, just six days earlier, you had reblogged a gifset of the very same man and indicated in the tags that you would like to *checks notes* ahem, "sex him so good he say blah blah blah"

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

RAHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.

i'm sorry that's my fault i was walking along that stretch earlier and accidentally tripped and tangled them up and i couldn't get them untangled and i thought no one would notice i'm so sorry

fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before

Hanging Barrettes // Colleen Toland on Etsy

PEANUTS HOTEL “Happiness is a warm puppy” ROOM64 Snoopy (Large)

they’re called rabbits when they’re underground and they’re called bunnies when they break out from the earths crust

day’s end by Jeremy Radin

i stumbled into the syndicate meeting room

theres still a pearl in technos stasis chamber

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

THIS IS GETTING A LOT OF "NOTES". I PRESUME THIS MEANS YOU ARE LEARNING MY WAYS. GOOD ! LEARN FROM THE B🪲🪲🪲🪲AH SHIT THEY'RE BACK .

One thing about me is I love putting cabbage and onions in a pan, adding water, covering with tinfoil, and cooking until soft