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Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon
Hey! I’m making an online twilight cards against humanities deck. If you have any fun ideas for white cards and/or black cards please put them in the tags, replies, and/or send me an ask!
Just put “white card: *insert idea*” or “black card: *insert idea*”
I’ll send the deck link when there are enough :)
Bella waking up in the middle of the night and seeing the weird kid from her biology class standing in the corner
Edward: *talking about how he’s not human and can’t be poisoned or stabbed through the heart*
Some bored student sitting near him eavesdropping instead of watching Romeo and Juliette:
Some painfully straightforward ones:
Some slightly ominous ones:
One for all the team jacobs out there:
And my personal favorite:
Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)
The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:
Yeah, the tumblr tag ban is awful and censorship is horrible but if they’re going to ban specific characters in the tags they should ban Edward Cullen
The yassification of the volturi
Not to add to the Chris Pratt discourse . . . But Edward would make that same Instagram post
Really wack that I graduate from university today and nobody promised to turn me into a vampire after 😔💔
“I know Jasper was a confederate but he’s hot 🥺” bestie he looks like what would happen if a dirty mop came to life and experienced constant constipation???
Please enjoy these edits I made for @the-golden-onion
Thinking about her
Hey buzzfeed do not use my posts without permission. How hard is it to ask? Anyways since you won’t pay me for taking my content will you at least donate to the quileute tribe here
