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Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon

Hello twilight fans and friends 🥰

I know it’s a long shot but the charlotte observer is having a poll to vote for the #1 tacos in the Charlotte, North Carolina area! A fellow twilight blog’s (not saying exactly who to avoid doxxing them) small family restaurant is in the running! We’ve been voting A TON and they’ve made it into the top four!!!! They’re up against local chains with several locations and I think it would be really nice if we all rallied together to vote for them something something the power of friendship and supporting small family businesses

All you have to do is click this link, scroll down to the voting (you can just click submit you don’t actually have to type in yes, and vote for tacos and tortilla factory! You can vote as many times as you want by just refreshing the page!

I know it’s in third place (it needs to be in the top two to advance) but trust me we have closed that gap in past rounds!!

Winning would be a huge deal to them and I know the twilight fandom hasn’t been as active lately but why not come together to show our support? Even if you can’t vote a ton I would really appreciate it if you would like and reblog to spread the word!

Thank you!! ❣️❣️❣️

Bella waking up in the middle of the night and seeing the weird kid from her biology class standing in the corner

Please enjoy the twilight memes I had an AI make

Some painfully straightforward ones:

Some slightly ominous ones:

One for all the team jacobs out there:

And my personal favorite:

@inthemiddleofmymidnight went to bed instead of playing me back in 8ball at 4:30am and I saw an opportunity

Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)

The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:

Yeah, the tumblr tag ban is awful and censorship is horrible but if they’re going to ban specific characters in the tags they should ban Edward Cullen

The yassification of the volturi

The feminine urge to create an entire vampire army just to avenge your mediocre boyfriends death

Not to add to the Chris Pratt discourse . . . But Edward would make that same Instagram post

Got in a car accident with @jasperwhitcock while going to post this don’t let it flop 🤪

Really wack that I graduate from university today and nobody promised to turn me into a vampire after 😔💔

Au where Jasper can’t find anyone to make the Cullens their fake IDs so all of them walk around with Hannah Montana licenses to rock

Forgive me if someone else has already thought of this. But fuck the Breaking Dawn trial. I don’t want to see them stand around and talk. I DONT want to see Alice’s vision of them fighting in the movie. I want to see a huge baseball game between the Cullens + the witnesses vs the Volturi. If the Cullens win they’re innocent and if they lose they’re guilty.

Everyone including the volturi wear baseball uniforms but the volturi’s have black capes.

Supermassive black hole plays in the background.

Renasty is the baseball.

My heart is content.