Everyone pack up your blogs I’m in charge now
Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon
#twilight#Cillian Murphy#watching the detectives#twilight saga#the twilight series#new moon#edward cullen#Bella swan#twilight baseball scene#twilight renaissance#vampire baseball#twilight meme#twilight shitpost#neil lewis#twilight revival#twilight rennaisance#twilight renaisance#twilight rennaissance#twilight resurgence#alice cullen#emmett cullen#Rosalie hale#esme Cullen#carlisle cullen#jasper hale#mine#phil
Hello twilight fans and friends 🥰
I know it’s a long shot but the charlotte observer is having a poll to vote for the #1 tacos in the Charlotte, North Carolina area! A fellow twilight blog’s (not saying exactly who to avoid doxxing them) small family restaurant is in the running! We’ve been voting A TON and they’ve made it into the top four!!!! They’re up against local chains with several locations and I think it would be really nice if we all rallied together to vote for them something something the power of friendship and supporting small family businesses
All you have to do is click this link, scroll down to the voting (you can just click submit you don’t actually have to type in yes, and vote for tacos and tortilla factory! You can vote as many times as you want by just refreshing the page!
I know it’s in third place (it needs to be in the top two to advance) but trust me we have closed that gap in past rounds!!
Winning would be a huge deal to them and I know the twilight fandom hasn’t been as active lately but why not come together to show our support? Even if you can’t vote a ton I would really appreciate it if you would like and reblog to spread the word!
Thank you!! ❣️❣️❣️
Hey! I’m making an online twilight cards against humanities deck. If you have any fun ideas for white cards and/or black cards please put them in the tags, replies, and/or send me an ask!
Just put “white card: *insert idea*” or “black card: *insert idea*”
I’ll send the deck link when there are enough :)
Okay, but this is canon.
Bella waking up in the middle of the night and seeing the weird kid from her biology class standing in the corner
Edward: *talking about how he’s not human and can’t be poisoned or stabbed through the heart*
Some bored student sitting near him eavesdropping instead of watching Romeo and Juliette:
#twilight#the twilight saga#the twilight renaissance#Edward Cullen#bella swan#new moon#twilight memes#twilight resurgence#twilight revival#the twilight series#twilight meme#romeo and juliet#jermbot#twilight resurgance#twilight rennaissance#twilight rennaisance#twilight renaisance#twilight shitpost#phil
Am I gonna have to make a power point presentation begging all of you twilight nerds (affectionate) to watch the sandman?!
Please enjoy the twilight memes I had an AI make
Some painfully straightforward ones:
Some slightly ominous ones:
One for all the team jacobs out there:
And my personal favorite:
#this is so bad omg#pikachu man#pikachu ad#twilight#volturi#twilight memes#the twilight renaissance#Bella swan#Edward Cullen#twilight renaissance#twilight revival#twilight shitpost#twilight resurgance#twilight resurgence#twilight rennaissance#twilight rennaisance#twilight renaisance#snail boi#new moon#shitpost#phil#technically:#looking for twilight in all the wrong places#pikachu man ad
You’re gonna look ME phil-Dwyer-STAN-account in the eyes and call me fake?!?! @the-golden-onion we fight at dawn 😤
Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)
The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:
#this is the only time I will spell retrograde’s name right#twilight#twilight renaissance#the twilight saga#twilight revival#the twilight series#edward cullen#bella swan#renesmee cullen#twilight meme#snail boi#twilight resurgance#twilight shitpost#breaking dawn#twilight renaisance#twilight rennaisance#twilight rennaissance#elizabeth masen#phil
phil-dwyer-stan-account reblogged
What was the first property/media you read fanfiction online for? 🌈
Sometimes I forget young people exist. I’m seeing people saying that their first fic was for FNaF or Good Omens or even MLP and I’m like “Haha wow that’s all pretty new, you must have been on the internet for a while before encountering fanfiction!”
And then the “oh no” hits.
So I have a follow-up question: What’s the first website you read fanfiction on? Mine was Quizilla, which doesn’t even exist any more!
Yeah, the tumblr tag ban is awful and censorship is horrible but if they’re going to ban specific characters in the tags they should ban Edward Cullen
I posted 1,298 times in 2021
102 posts created (8%)
1196 posts reblogged (92%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 11.7 posts.
I added 533 tags in 2021
- #what would the volturi queue - 223 posts
- #ask - 68 posts
- #anon - 44 posts
- #not twilight - 40 posts
- #twilight - 33 posts
- #mine - 28 posts
- #twilight renaissance - 27 posts
- #bella swan - 24 posts
- #twilight meme - 23 posts
- #twilight revival - 23 posts
Longest Tag: 132 characters
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
“You don’t know a thing about his soul”
. . . Bella less than a year ago he almost killed hundreds of students just to be able to drink your blood in biology class. Even ten minutes ago he was totally fine with the idea of letting a whole town get slaughtered for looking at him sparkle. Please reevaluate.
#4
Forgive me if someone else has already thought of this. But fuck the Breaking Dawn trial. I don’t want to see them stand around and talk. I DONT want to see Alice’s vision of them fighting in the movie. I want to see a huge baseball game between the Cullens + the witnesses vs the Volturi. If the Cullens win they’re innocent and if they lose they’re guilty.
Everyone including the volturi wear baseball uniforms but the volturi’s have black capes.
Supermassive black hole plays in the background.
Renasty is the baseball.
My heart is content.
#3
#2
Bernie has more important things to watch than the inauguration
#1
When Jacob asks Bella if she would still be his friend if he couldn’t fix the bikes and she validates him and explains that she’s spending time with him because she wants to not because she gets anything out of it
The yassification of the volturi