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Prone To Life-Threatening Idiocy

@phil-dwyer-stan-account / phil-dwyer-stan-account.tumblr.com

#1 Alistair stan
Stan Phil Dwyer for clear skin.
It’s the twilight renaissance baby and I’m ready to be full of shame and memes.
This is a side blog, I follow/like from kintsugi-keys. Posts I’ve made are tagged as “Phil” (since tumblr took away the ‘mine’ tag) unless I forgot to tag it
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John Mulaney as twilight characters part four • special Tan France addition

(All of these will be from the John Mulaney episode of dressing funny on youtube)

Edward when Alice tells him that Bella will find it sexy if he rolls up to save her wearing an all cream ensemble

Bella taking pictures of her friends instead of being the in photo

Jasper pretending he doesn’t notice Alice checking him out in the diner

Carlisle realizing he didn’t use his one brain cell when Rosalie explains that she didn’t want to be a vampire, let alone marry his weird emo son

The Cullen kids trying to keep up with modern teenage trends

Bella having her 18th birthday dream

Alice coming back just in time to save the day in Breaking Dawn

Edward showing up to school after getting a girlfriend for the first time in his 108 year existence

Bella being confused about literally all of the clothes Alice gives her

Bella trying to remember how to slouch and be human

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