Prone To Life-Threatening Idiocy

Bruh

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

Forbidden nesquik 

Yo! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

Emmett Cullen mixes this up with water in one of those cups with the metal wire ball in it and drinks it like a protein shake

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

i get lowkey offended when bella says “no one has ever loved anyone as much as i love you”

like, really, bella? REALLY?!

Okay but just imagine if the all the Cullens gossiped about that

Smeyer really went “Edward Cullen is supposed to be the hottest guy on earth. Hmmm who can I model him after?” And then described Data from Star Trek

~ tHiS iS tHe SkIn Of A kIlLeR bElLa ~

Sorry for intuitively reading your somatic vibrations and the psychic temperature radiating from your body and matching your energy. As if it’s my fault

I would gladly get it on with either gender of Dr. Cullen

That’s it. That’s the post.



do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

if a briddish person came up to me and said arse or something i would beat the shit out of them

god’s only intention in making earth was this. humans and everything else was an accident

this is god’s one and only vision

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

its a shame snails are so small, i cant give em hugs

After 19 (record setting) weeks, Old Town Road is no longer number one. Press F to pay respects.

Carlisle and Emmett holding Jasper back from hunting down each and every person that stopped listening to Old Town Road

see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole

nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love

people who think that you have to apathetic and cynical and downward fucking mean to fit the aesthetic are just boring

Oh, to be a vampire receiving my first kiss after a century of isolation...