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Prone To Life-Threatening Idiocy

@phil-dwyer-stan-account / phil-dwyer-stan-account.tumblr.com

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Stan Phil Dwyer for clear skin.
It’s the twilight renaissance baby and I’m ready to be full of shame and memes.
This is a side blog, I follow/like from kintsugi-keys. Posts I’ve made are tagged as “Phil” (since tumblr took away the ‘mine’ tag) unless I forgot to tag it
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Twilight 2020 cursed remake fan-cast

I got an ask saying “If twilight was remade in 2020 who would be in the cast? Cursed answers only” I figured I’d just make it into a post. I can only put in ten photos as a time so bare with me. There’s 46 people in the new cast (instead of making separate posts I’m just going to add each addition as a reblog I would recommend waiting to see the full cast)

Directed by: Taika Waititi

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Edward: John Mulaney (improvising all of his own lines and wearing full khaki)

Bella: Debby Ryan

Carlisle: Owen Wilson wearing this outfit

Esme: Martha Stewart

Rosalie: Jenna Marbles

Emmett: Julien Solomita

Alice: James Charles

Jasper: Robert Pattinson but how he looked in Good Time (yeah I’m casting Robert Pattinson in this)

Check the reblogs for the rest of the cast :)

#twilight#twilight renaissance#twilight revival#the cullens#edward cullen#john mulaney#bella swan#twilight meme#twilight shit post#jenna marbles#rosalie hale#alice cullen#jasper hale#emmett cullen#debby ryan#carlisle cullen#esme cullen#taika waititi#volturi#phil
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