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I know some people haven’t seen this bit of extra footage from breaking dawn
And I need all of you to watch it because it has in character interviews as if it was a real wedding video! I’ve been crying about it for like 15 minutes
(Someone needs to tell Mike to STOP but it won’t be me because I’m laughing too hard)
I would gladly get it on with either gender of Dr. Cullen
That’s it. That’s the post.
9 for the ask thing :)
9. Astrology sign headcanons for the Cullens?
I’ll do my best, but forgive me if I mess up. I’m not super into astrology I just know enough to kind of chime in a little bit when my friends who are SUPER into it talk
Carlisle: Capricorn
Esme: cancer (also Jacob is a cancer dont @ me)
Emmett: Aries
Edward: Gemini(honestly smeyer making him a Gemini/cancer cusp was the only smart thing she did and it probably happened on accident)
Bella: Virgo
Rosalie: Libra
Charlie he’s not a Cullen but let me have this: Taurus
Jasper: Scorpio or Gemini??? I’m not too sure
Alice: Sagittarius (don’t @ me)
Charlie, Renee, and Bella
Edward stepping into the sun in Volterra
Edward when Bella tells the Volturi to kill her instead
Emmett pretending to be 13 when they move to a new town
What Bella thought she looked like on her 18th birthday
Charlie and Sue with Renesmee on her first birthday
The Cullen kids pretending to be happy about graduating from high school for the 42nd time
Demetri watching Felix kick Edward’s ass
Rosalie, Esme, Edward, and Carlisle trying to be a family in the 1930s
Jessica telling everyone that Bella is definitely getting married because she’s pregnant
It’s so confusing to me that Bella Swans house only has one (full) bathroom. I remember seeing the movie when I was ten and being like “haha they just did that for the movie this house is two stories there’s no way it only has one bathroom”. But then when the Airbnb stuff about it came out it was revealed that it has FIVE bedrooms and only ONE AND A HALF BATHROOMS?!?! Who designed this??? That’s just pure madness
I’m staying at my parents house and my dad just got back from a three day fishing trip where he caught a ton of fish. He’s cleaning(is that the term) all the fish right now. And I haven’t been home when he goes fishing in year so I forgot about HOW TERRIBLE THE SMELL OF SOMEONE CUTTING UP 50lbs OF FISH IS. And all I can think is “hmmmm maybe I don’t actually want Charlie Swan to be my dad”
Also here’s an actual picture of me right now
Twilight au where Edward mentions that he’s taking Bella to play baseball with his family, but Charlie sighs longingly. “You know I love baseball. I watch it every day . . . I always wanted to play in high school. I guess I never had the confidence”
Bella is all embarrassed like “k dad that’s cool. Anyways we shouldn’t keep Carlisle waiting.”
Charlie’s face lights up, “CARLISLE IS GOING TO BE THERE? Ahem, sorry. I just haven’t seen him in a while. I bet he’d be really good at baseball!”
Bella’s like, “Dad didn’t you see Carlisle yesterday?”
Eventually, it gets so awkward that Edward just invites Charlie to come with them. Carlisle takes one for the team and stands on the sidelines talking to Charlie. Charlie doesn’t even notice anything is weird because he’s so mesmerized distracted by Carlisle’s face the scintillating conversation
