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#but the volturi doing it is funnier – @phil-dwyer-stan-account on Tumblr
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Stan Phil Dwyer for clear skin.
It’s the twilight renaissance baby and I’m ready to be full of shame and memes.
This is a side blog, I follow/like from kintsugi-keys. Posts I’ve made are tagged as “Phil” (since tumblr took away the ‘mine’ tag) unless I forgot to tag it
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My brain decided to betray me and imagine something

Imagine the volturi showing up in breaking dawn doing the Heathers tik tok thing.

Aro: Edward Dumptruck, in the flesh

Caius: Here comes the cootie squad. We should-

Aro: shut up, Caius

Caius: sorry, Aro

Marcus seeing the witnesses: look who’s with him oh my god

Volturi + Guard: *doing the hand motions* dang dang diggety dang a dang! Dang dang diggety dang a dang!

#this post is cursed#you could also imagine the cullens doing it when the volturi roll up#but the volturi doing it is funnier#twilight#twilight renaissance#the twilight saga#the cullens#volturi#edward cullen#aro volturi#caius volturi#marcus volturi#volturi guard#heathers#mine
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