sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

• “ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
• “ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”
• “ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
• “ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”
• “ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
• “ you can live in the cave ”
• “ i’m a big fan of your name ”
• “ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”
• “ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”
• “ because i’m a masochist ”
• “ i’m going to regret this ”
• “ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
• “ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
• “ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
• “ cowards  ,  all of you ”
• “ i’m strange and off putting ”
• “ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
• “ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”
• “ i hate bats ”
• “ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
• “ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”
• “ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
• “ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
• “ i think i’m gonna cry ”
• “ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
• “ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”
• “ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
• “ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
• “ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
• “ were you making horse noises ? ”
• “ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
• “ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
• “ well this is horrifying ”
• “ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
• “ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
• “ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
• “ you talk to hide from the silence ”
• “ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
• “ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
• “ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
• “ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
• “ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
• “ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”