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imagine findin out your strict homeroom teacher fancied ur extremely goofy extremely stupid extremely embarrassing english teacher that shit is so fuckin hilarious god. 1a living the teasing DREAM
STOP…. every time th do the classroom swap all of 1a just goes :3c
POV: You're Bojack and you want to bother Princess Carolyn with some bullshit but her paramour looks like it can and will kick your ass if you say even just one word to her
(It/Its pronouns for Butterscotch)
Character Featured: Butterscotch Peanutbutter
(Minors and Proship please do not interact)
where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this
(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)
because you shouldn't take some random tumblr user's word for it:
People in the notes saying this is a good thing like there aren’t millions of species native to the Sahara that can’t survive with that much rainfall.
Fuck global warming.
Deserts are not able to absorb large amounts of rainfall quickly BECAUSE DESERTS AREN'T MEANT TO HAVE THAT so when you hear about a desert flooding, understand that the lower threshold means flooding is just as damaging there as it is when your neighborhood floods. It just gets there faster because the desert is going to be much less prepared to absorb the earlier rainfall.
the fact that there are people saying that nature is healing because an entire ecosystem is being distorted like idk it feels so infuriating like idk why dont people know abt their own world people are saying how beautiful and awesome these climate changes have been and how this "dIsPr0vES gLoBaL wARminG" like aaaa global warming actually makes some places snow and rain more because the weather cycle is complicated and everything is interconnected, disrupting something disrupts everything,
from the microbial ecosystem floating above the clouds to the extremophiles living in volcanos and inside the ice of Antartica, to the diverse ecosystem of Mariana Trench and the deepest caves everything is connected.
Sand from the Sahara travels across wind currents to fertilise the Amazon constantly. Everything on Earth is connected and one.
Loyd and Rambly arguing over some dumb shit. Their rivalry is so funny to me
i had a vision
thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened
im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen
Blackbird Island, Leavenworth
November 2024
Leavenworth, Washington
November 2024
I had a vision
POV: You're Bojack and you want to bother Princess Carolyn with some bullshit but her paramour looks like it can and will kick your ass if you say even just one word to her
(It/Its pronouns for Butterscotch)
Character Featured: Butterscotch Peanutbutter
u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later
Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!
What Are You Doinf To My Poast
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