i been gamin’

when ur companions can’t jump as far as u

ok I’m gonna be real w u guys I didn’t know u could throw companions. astarion come here

u know how it is

*scene fades from black*

Hey, you. You're finally awake. Got a tadpole in your head, right? Walked right into that mind flayer ambush, same as us and that cleric over there.

hi

Garashir shippers who's your fav character from ds9

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

when you have 15 motes and if everyone banked you could send the invader but your rando has decided to go get another 10

MEEEEEE

i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt

star trek should be about three things

1. a hopeful, if complicated, future

2. the most batshit insane gay subtext youve ever seen in your life

3. sequins

The ds9 costume designers had such incredible attention to detail when bringing alien fashion to life. Every decision made is done so to carefully support the established lore. My favourite example of this being the Cardassian military uniform, which emphasises both their devotion to hard work, AND their strong prioritisation of the traditional family structure. This is demonstrated by the fact that if u sit down for just a fucking second the breastplate knife will slice your balls clean off and diy neuter you

Hoooooooooly shit

"if you die, i'm gonna eat you" is still one of my favorite quodo moments. yes it's a quodo moment. to Me

trekkies tag the character from the franchise that you don’t really love. you can hate them with a passion, you can mildly dislike them, but the feeling has to be irrational and not based on something super justifiable. you just don’t like the cut of their jib.

these aos bitches don’t know what they’re missing out on. “spocks room was minimalist and not very showy” oh girly do i have some news for you. this bitch has the most dramatic room i stg