Peyton Warren

a prompt list by @novelbear ᵔᴥᵔ

• "i didn't buy these coasters for nothing! use them."
• getting annoyed when they decide to wash dishes right when the other gets in the shower, making their water cold unexpectedly
• "do we seriously need all these lights on?" "uhhh, yeah."
• "turn your music down. i can hear it blasting through your headphones, that's dangerous." "oh, it'll be fine..."
• arguments over the way the heater/air conditioning temp is set
• when they figure out they do laundry veryy differently (like whether or not they separate colors/whites, how they fold, how often laundry is done, etc.)
• one setting off the smoke alarm somehow everytime they cook something (this actually happens in my house save me)
• ^ "it's got to be something you're doing! because when i cook, this doesn't happen!" "i'm telling you, it's sensitive! broken! something!"
• "don't set the air conditioning too cool. you just got out of the shower, you're going to make yourself sick." "oh my god i'll be fine."
• ^ then they argue and bicker more so when they do end up getting sick like their partner said.
• "where did you put all the spoons?" "in the drawer to the left." "why would you do that."
• one taking too hot of showers, leaving the bathroom steamy and little to no hot water left.
• "do you realize you slam like every door that you close?"
• being shocked that they eat something in a peculiar way (like the whole how to eat a kitkat debate)
• "oh my god, please don't take another water bottle out until you finish the last. i'm finding them everywhere."
• "look, i don't know what you're doing and i don't think i want to, but clean the mirrors."