@longlineofcrazy

i NEED to give this man a child

i volunteer

you've found out that you're pregnant.... the last person that you saved on camera roll is the dad and the last meme you saved is his reaction

I was tagged by @shallow-gravy and I am... mildly ashamed that these are the last pics saves on my phone

Somehow... horribly fitting...

I'll tag @v3ryvelvet @nightwingshero @fangirl-ramblings @pd3 and @journal-of-an-outlaw and you, poor reader.

This is the last "person" I saved on my camera roll.... This could be an interesting paternity test AND a very interesting way to get pregnant in the first place.

And the last meme I saved.... I think that's all of them looking at the test results.

Open tags to any who want to play while I giggle.

gif by @zehiiro

Daryl: Okay, s’up with you?

Y/N: Huh? What do you mean?

Daryl: Y’been nice an’ helpful an’ shit all day. S’your angle here?

Y/N: No angle. I just love you.

Daryl: Bullshit.

Y/N: Seriously? You think there has to be a reason for me to be nice?

Daryl: Mhm.

Y/N: …

Daryl: …

Y/N: I found a kitten.

Daryl: Oh, for fuck sake.

@longlineofcrazy omg it's you!!!

Y/N: That was hot.

Daryl, slinging the blood off his hand: Just killed a man, Y/N.

Y/N: Mhm. And it was hot.

Y/N: We’re going to pound town when we get back.

Daryl: Why? Who ya gonna fight?

Y/N: God, I love when you’re clueless.

Y/N, pulling off her shirt: We’re not waiting until we get back.

Daryl, floundering: 😳

@longlineofcrazy

Bad Tempered

Fandom: The Walking Dead Characters: Daryl Dixon, OFC Pairings: Daryl Dixon x No Name Female Character Word Count: 1,014 Reader’s Gender: Female Type: One Shot, drabble, smut. Warning: Angry Fucking, Free Use, CNC, Somno, Biting, Creampie, mention of Merle being a dick. Author’s note: Thank you @ellethespaceunicorn for giving this the thumbs up on this. Summary: Pre-TWD. You misstep and Daryl is mad at you. You try to make it up to him. Ask Box: Open

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Do you guys think daryl dixon has a knife kink?

I mean he doesn't actually wanna hurt you. Just wanna watch the knife slowly drag across your body while those little bumps form on your skin (sounds hot).

Maybe even use the knife to cut your bra or panties.

Unf.

IM SO DOWN BAD FOR HIMM

@longlineofcrazy

Holding On To You | Daryl Dixon x Fem!Reader

Summary: Despite not being too keen on PDA, Daryl craved comfort too. He got that comfort by holding your hand in his. It wasn't always that simple, though. He had to work his way up to being comfortable with that. Luckily, you were a patient person.

Or, three different scenarios in where the archer shows progress in his comfort with you.

Genre: Fluff.

Era: Pre-prison (on the road); pre-Alexandria; Alexandria, pre Saviour arc.

Warnings: Swearing, migraines, mentions of injuries.

Word count: 2.1k

A/n: @louifaith, the muse you are, feeding our Daryl obsessed minds with your beautifully crafted scenarios. I wasn't feeling well today (a migraine and I was pretty dizzy) and didn't get much writing done, but this idea deserved to be written. There's a bit of Eugene slander in this but it's because I don't really like S5 Eugene. He's way better in the other seasons imo. Anyways, I hope you like this!

So cute. Love this.

Daddy💕😩😈💦

Not my tik tok but the username on tik tok is

@dixonwlk

gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Y/N, breathless after a kiss: You wanna go upstairs?

Daryl, nodding: Mhm.

Y/N, taking his hand: You have protection?

Daryl, placing his free hand on his knife: Why? Wha’s up there?

@longlineofcrazy

slut for them

slut for them

The Boondock Saints - Murphy MacManus (Norman Reedus)