Eleqant

Amazon whys my cock so small

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

Alexa kill this clown

black mirror season 5

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

wait what 

Hella good cosplayers

I was so confused and terrified until I saw the close up pictures

Oh my God.

I remember in 4th grade the Principal called me in to her office and was like, “If it were up to me, I wouldn’t even call you in here, but their parents are upset. Zach, you can’t go around calling everyone a loser.”

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

Me, getting anon hate and turning it into humor so I can expand my brand and keep up my image:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

chaotic neutral

9:30 AM conversation with my mom

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life