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Anonymous asked:

Is it ok if I have a yandere nickel x human reader x yarn drabble?

Nickle cared, the Decepticon Justice Division knew it and you knew it. It just appeared like she cared a little too much when it came to you...

"Absolutely not!" Nickel shouted as she held you protectively in her arms. Tarn sighed, "I'm not saying we-!"

"I don't care! I am not going to let them out of my sight!"

"Nickel, I know you care about them, but I think-!"

"You're fragging right I care about them!" Nickel snapped, and wow, Tarn was getting no say in this. You almost felt bad about the situation you had caused with your little escape attempt.

Not that Nickel or Tarn knew. In their eyes or optics, you had just fallen from a high place and twisted your ankle and hurt your wrist while trying to soften the fall.

It hurt and your cry of pain had alerted the medic of the DJD. So here you were, being held by the small femme as she tried to protect you from Tarn who wanted to lock you in some cage like an animal.

Well, you kinda of were their little mascot, but the cage was maybe a little too much? That's what Nickel thought at least.

"Nickel, please-!"

"No, Tarn, I'm going to take them to the medbay where I will bandage them and then take them to my habsuite where they should stay at!"

If Tarn wanted to object he didn't. No, instead his shoulders slumped as he let Nickel carry you to medbay where she set you on a table to sit on while she performed a quick x-ray on you.

She hummed, pleased to see that you hadn't broken anything, but your wrist and ankle sure were sore.

"I can't understand how you managed to hurt both your wrist and ankle...!" She grumbled as she reached for a bandage.

Ah, she stole the words from your mouth.

You hummed quietly as she moved her servo and you got the hint. Slowly, you extended your arm and leg to her and she started to bandage them so they could heal properly.

"Thank you..." You thanked quietly.

"Yeah, you better thank me," Nickel grumbled stubbornly. You smiled, "Sorry that I scared you like that."

"I wasn't scared!" The stubborn little femme snapped, "I was just worried that you might break something!"

Ah, that is called being scared, but you didn't say anything to her, not wanting to get to her bad side.

Not like that was possible, she seemed to worship you and was willing to look past mistakes and such.

Maybe she knew that you had tried to escape but chose not to believe it. Maybe it was for the best for both her and your sake.

Either way, you wouldn't be trying again any time soon with a twisted ankle and wrist... Or if you were going to be locked in Nickle's room for the rest of your life.

It would be for your own good, she would no doubt say, but for now, she was quiet and you appreciated it.

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Anonymous asked:

Unsure if this kind of crossover is allowed, but I had an idea. Merformer reader somehow (through various shenanigans) ends up with the regular DJD, confused because they look just like the merformer DJD??? But they’re regular giant robots??? Meanwhile the DJD don’t even know what the reader is

You were so confused. Where were you and how you ended in here? What were these creatures that looked like your pod members, but with two legs?

Meanwhile, while you are gawking at the members of the Decepticon Justice Division, they are staring at you with their crimson optics wide open in shock.

"What the frag that is and where the Pit did it come from?" Helex thoughts out loud, but his teammates knew just as little as he knew.

"The question is, what are we going to do with it?" Tesaurus asked.

"Ah, it looks like a water mammal." Kaon pointed out your long tail, fins, and gills, "It might need a generous source of water."

Vos said something and Nickel nodded, "Vos is right. What do you think should we do with it Tarn?"

The leader of the feared DJD looked at you long and hard. It made you feel uncomfortable so you started yelping and crying out, trying to call your own pod members and Tarn's optics widened.

Primus, you were maybe organic but the sounds you made were pure and so beautiful to his audials.

He surprised his teammates as he took a step towards you and kneeled before you, offering his hand to you as if he was the Prince of your dreams.

"I don't know if you can understand me, but if you let me, I will ensure you won't miss anything in life." He grinned behind his mask, "Provided that you start singing to me?"

You didn't understand what he thought so you tilted your head in confusion. Tarn understood that you didn't really get what he was saying so he started to hum with that gorgeous voice of his and you absolutely beamed in joy as you recognized his voice and you started to sing alongside him.

As you sang, you took the hand he offered and Tarn nodded as he gently picked you up in bridal style.

"Amazing!" Tesaurus gasped and the rest of the DJD nodded as they admired their leader who barely had to work to gain your trust.

"Kaon and Nickel, take Helex and Tesaurus and go prepare a tank big enough for this creature with water," Tarn ordered and his men did as told, leaving you alone with the masked Con.

You looked at the familiar mask curiously and gently touched the material. Feeling that it was metal and not wood, you peeped when your webbed hand touched the cold metal.

"Curious little thing, aren't you?" Tarn chuckled, and despite being in a whole new place, you didn't feel that afraid when you heard his voice.

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Anonymous asked:

Nickel with a human pet whos afraid of people? Or who has a dislike of other humans?

Nickel was taking you out on a walk since it was recommended by other professionals and doctors that human pets needed exercise to stay healthy.

She wasn't a huge fan of organics, humans like you included, but you were a gift from Tarn and Nickel cared for the things her leader gave her.

You included, even if reluctantly.

The two of you had stopped as you wanted to admire these pretty and nice-smelling flowers, but Nickel's attention was caught by loud shouting.

She turned to look and saw a couple of mechs talking with each other while their humans chatted excitedly.

In this part of the galaxy, humans were rather rare so this was a real chance for you to meet and talk with creatures like you.

The Mini-Con frowned, already dreading the idea of joining in on the conversation so you could socialize with other humans.

"Ugh, please don't make me talk to them." You suddenly said and Nickel did not miss the clear disdain in your voice.

"What, you don't like other humans?" She asked and you shook your head, "No, I don't."

"But... They are the same species as you?"

"Yeah, and disgusting." You said, "I don't like them."

"Are you afraid of them?"

"Used to be when I was younger." You frowned, "But now I just hate them."

You turned to look at Nickel, "Can we go back? I don't want to stay here anymore."

Nickel blinked, but who was she to deny your request since she also wanted to do the same thing. So the two of you turned and left, but the Mini-Con was notably in a better mood.

Maybe the two of you had more in common than she thought? After that barely avoided meeting, and she wasn't so reluctant toward you anymore. Maybe you two could hate organics together?

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DJD orgy party = helex has lil magma

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The feared group of Decepticon soldiers called Decepticon Justice Division aka DJD were fragging. Yes, all five members of them were on the floor, fragging each other. None of them was sure how they ended up there, but the multiple engex cubes said more than slurred words.

Tarn was fragging Tesaurus on the side while Helex, Kaon, and Vos were together. Vos was sitting on Helex's face and riding the smelter's face while Kaon was between the four-armed Con's legs, fragging him with his spike.

"How's it feeling Helex?" Kaon asked and he got smug laughter as a reply, "As if a sad little Bot was fragging me!" He challenged the other Con.

Vos moaned as Helex's words vibrated against his valve and Kaon smirked. Let's see what a Bot could do. The eyeless mech grinned as he pressed his finger against Helex's anterior node and gave it a little electric shock.

"Frag!" Helex cried out, his whole frame bucking so hard he almost sent his fellow Decepticons flying in the air. Vos cursed in Primal Vernacular as he grabbed the other Con's head and grounded his valve harder against his mouth. Helex moaned against him as Kaon chuckled.

He had felt how Helex's valve tightened around him when given the little shock so Kaon decided to do it again. This time the bigger Con was able to control his body, but not his valve so Kaon kept giving him little shocks as he picked the pace of his own thrusts, feeling himself getting near.

"Can't!" Helex cried out needily against Vos' valve and Kaon smirked, "Of course, you can!"

"No, I-!" He was cut off as Kaon gave him so far the strongest shock yet and that made Helex overload on the spot. For a big Con, his valve sure squeezed Kaon's spike hard and that was what he needed to overload inside his comrade in arms. Both Cons panted, but couldn't rest, not when there were still some in the middle of fragging.

Vos hissed something in the ancient language and grounded his valve harder against Helex's face while Tarn called Tesaurus his own good little ToyCon. The night was just starting.

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Nickel was a new member of the team so the first thing she wanted to do was to perform a checkup on her new crewmates. Everyone came out normal and healthy, and Tesaurus and Helex high-fived each other on their way out of the medbay, but Nickel called after the smelter.

"Oh, and Helex, I expect you to come to visit me the day after tomorrow so we can talk about your new diet."

"What?" Helex scowled, "Why me and no one else?"

"You're carrying so you can't just digest everything like normal Con. No engex for example."

"Wait, what?" The huge Con blinked, "What did you say?"

"You're carrying a sparkling. You knew that, right?" "I'm what!?"

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"I'm taking you out of the field." Tarn said and Helex blinked, shocked before turning angry, "What?! Tarn, you can't!"

"I can and I will! You're carrying a new Decepticon warrior inside you! Do you know how rare it is to conceive a sparkling these days?!"

"Tarn, you know me! I can't just sit around doing nothing!" The smelter shouted. Tarn sighed deeply and walked up to his soldier and placed his hand over Helex's shoulder.

"Helex, what you have inside you is a miracle. Don't endanger it."

The huge mech scowled but the smaller set of his arms went to cup his abdomen where the little life form was growing. Finally, he sighed and nodded, "Fine… But I'm not happy about it!"

"You will thank me when the sparkling is born."

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"Frag, get this thing out of me!" Helex shouted as his two huge arms flailed and the other two smaller ones held his abdomen in pain. It was time for him to give birth, but it turned out to be more painful than the Con had thought. "No one told me this would hurt!"

"I told you!" Nickel shouted from her place between Helex's legs and the smelter glared at her, "Not this much!"

"Don't shout at me when I'm only trying to help!" The little minicon shouted right back and kneeled forward, "Okay, the helm is crowning, just push!"

Helex shouted as he pushed and the sterile room was filled with the small cries of a newborn Decepticon. Nickel smiled as she prepared the little one and Helex's friends and teammates were there around him when Nickel finally gave the little bundle of joy to Helex to hold.

"A strong mech." Nickel nodded and Helex's spark almost melt when he got a good look at his sparkling. The little thing could barely open its optics but it sure snuggled against his warm smelter.

"Do you have a name for them?" Tesaurus asked and the other huge Con smiled, "Magma. His name is Magma."

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Anonymous asked:

DJD helex learning he is carrying after a frag session with Tess

Helex is so shocked, he never expected Tesaurus' swimmers to catch since they were usually so careful when fooling around. He is so confused, what should he do?

When Tesaurus hears about Helex carrying his sparkling, he is super supportive, no matter if Helex decides to keep it or get rid of it.

When the word reaches the rest of the DJD, they immediately come up with their opinions.

Tarn insists that they keep it. A sparkling born at this time and age must be a sign and they could all together teach the little wonder to live by Megatron's words and actions.

Kaon and Vos give the two giant mechs their blessings, though Vos does ask in what position the little one was conceived. Vos, get the heck out.

Nickel makes sure that Helex gets all the nutrients and meals he needs to carry the sparkling safely. She will naturally take care of the birthing when the time comes and wait, they're keeping it?

Helex has little to say anymore when the rest of the DJD gets so excited thinking about little sparkling's first kill.

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Anonymous asked:

the DJD finding out their human is really going through it and that the human is in need of emotional support. i understand if you dont want to answer this ask since it contains mentions of suicide.

This group of madman killers doesn't care about anyone who isn't loyal to them and their cause. So when you, their little human pet start feeling bad, they know they have to do something to help you.

Tarn can understand. To cope with everything, he keeps on transforming and it burns out his cogs. He had that moment at one point when he almost ended his life, but he saw a new purpose and reason to live. He will find give you a reason to live by his side.

Kaon tends to treat you with petting and sweet words, telling how precious you and your life are. He and the rest of the Decepticon Justice Division know how easily a person can die and they don't want that to happen to you.

Helex tries to show you physical contact that would make you feel less alone and less cold. He knows that while your body may not be cold, in your heart you are feeling the coldness. He hopes that hugging you close to his warm chassis also warms your heart.

Tesaurus listens to you and your troubles and feelings. He might be big and people think that his size makes him a simple-minded musclehead, but he is one of the most emphatic members of the crew and he can listen to you talk about your feelings until you feel better.

Vos tries to take your mind off everything that makes you sad and makes you busy instead. You can't have time to feel sad when you gotta be watching your favorite human comfort movie with, what's this, your favorite Earth snacks!

Nickel uses her knowledge of humans and medicines to describe a medication that helps you to handle your feelings, sadness, anxiety, and such. She knows that with the right medication anything can be fixed.

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Anonymous asked:

MTMTE tarn meets a human liason whose absolutely rude and hissy towards him at first then they warm up to him and the DJD later and ends up actually liking to be touched and held

If you had told your past self that you would one day enjoy being held by the infamous Tarn from the Decepticon Justice Division you would have called yourself crazy and a traitor.

But here you were, lying like a cat in the main villain's lap, only Tarn held you on a soft pillow that he held on his lap since his hard unyielding metal frame wasn't the comfiest place to lie on.

All members of the DJD had schedules when they could each have you for themselves.

Tarn would talk and praise the Decepticon cause and tells you how you're part of something bigger now.

Kaon loves petting you because you're so soft and squishy, though he is mean sometimes and gives you a little electric shock that makes your hair stand up.

Helex loves feeding you sweets or whatever you might be craving. Just watching you stuff yourself full makes him happy. He thinks you're cutest you lean back and pap your full stomach while trying your hardest not to burp.

Tesaurus just loves watching you and playing with you. If you look at him really hard with your best puppy dog eyes then he has no choice, he buys you a videogame you really want, but only if he can play with you. That's what Mario Party games are for. Others join in also and it gets really competitive between them.

Nickel acts like a mama hen around you, making sure you're staying away from trouble and that Tarn and the rest of the team don't expose you to any cruelty that could damage your mind and sanity. Teaches you how to stun a mech by pinching a certain spot on the neck cables.

Vos likes watching you just like Tesaurus, but the difference is that he will call you names that are partly nice and partly insults. You don't understand him, but Tarn once gave Vos a warning for calling you so ugly that you're cute. What the fuck Vos?

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Anonymous asked:

Hi, I know you have a ton of requests already, but when you're done with them, would you consider writing a follow-up to that yandere reader x Tarn fic? I really loved that one and I'm curious about what could happen next. Regardless, I love your writing and I'll enjoy anything you end up posting because your writing style is so nice and pleasant to read. Take care and goodnight!

Tarn snapped his helm up as sirens went off in Peaceful Tyranny. There was an intruder in their ship and his thoughts immediately went to you.

You and Tarn hadn't ended your last call exactly in friendly terms, but the feared Decepticon wasn't afraid. Did you honestly believe you could take on the whole Decepticon Justice Division?

As Tarn and others rallied they looked around, realizing that one of them was missing.

"Where is Nickel?!" Tarn asked and the rest of the DJD looked at each other like expecting someone else to know.

Suddenly Tarn's and others' commlinks clicked open and they answered.

"T- Tarn...!" It was Nickel! "S- Someone is here and-!"

Suddenly the line went dead and Tarn rushed to the medbay where Nickel spent most of her time... But the place was empty, save for long energon marks, as if someone had been bleeding and dragged down the floor.

Tarn and others immediately followed the trails, all the way to the Great Hall where the statues of their leader's, Megatron's, stood... And before those statues stood you.

"You-!" Tarn cursed under his breath.

"Oh, why it isn't Tarn!" You chirped as you turned around and the Decepticon group froze. You had Nickel trapped and pinned against your chassis. "I was afraid you wouldn't see the energon I smeared for you. It would have made getting your attention even harder."

"Nickel!" Helex and others cried out, but when they tried to approach you, you raised Nickel and held your energon tainted claws against her intake.

"Ah ah ah!" You tutted with a wicked smile, "One wrong move and your medic will bleed to death!"

"You coward-!" Tesaurus growled, but they all stepped back. You smiled like a cat with milk. "Good Decepticons."

"I'm giving you one chance," Tarn said and you could feel the hatred in his voice. The voice he couldn't use against you. Tarn growled, "Let. Her. Go."

"You're awfully attached to this cutie." You chuckled as you leaned down as you raised Nickel to meet you midway and you licked the side of her face. You chuckled as you could taste her fear...

"She tastes absolutely divine. What would you do if I took a bite out of her? Like I did with my own medic...?"

"Do that and you lose me forever," Tarn warned and you raised an optical ridge in a questioning manner. "Oh? What are you planning?"

"You have no use in me if I'm dead," Tarn said and those simple words were enough to drain your smile. "What are you-?"

"If you don't let Nickel go, I will offline myself and then you have no reason to do this."

"You wouldn't...!" You hissed and Tarn returned your glare with his own. "Are you willing to test me? You only get one chance in this."

The two of your glares would have been enough to offline any mech weaker than you two...! But finally, you nodded and the tension in the room almost deflated like a balloon.

"Alright. You win. I'll let her go...." You smirked, "On one condition."

"What is it?"

"You take me with you." You said and before Tarn or anyone else could object, you smiled, "Think about it! You and I, we can bring any traitor on their knees and have fun with them...! I can be an asset to you!"

"...Very well..." Tarn finally nodded and you absolutely beamed like a ray of sunshine. "Oh, marvelous, just marvelous!" You cheered as you put the small femme down. As soon as your captive was free, she made a quick dash to her comrades.

"Tarn!" Helex shouted, "They don't have Nickel anymore! We can kill them!"

"No!" Tarn called and everyone froze. Tarn walked up to you and you held his stare as he did yours. The maniac killers up against one another.

"I feel like we are starting something...!" Tarn said and you beamed. "Beautiful, I hope?"

"Something." He nodded but you were happier than ever before. It was obvious that you weren't exactly welcome to the Decepticon Justice Division... But they could learn to accept you.

After all, you were there to stay by your obsession's- No, lover's side.

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Anonymous asked:

MTMTE DJD realizes they have fallen in love with shy & sweet human friend? Bonus : they feel the same but don't want to lose their friendship

Irealize this is a newer ask, but I haven’t gotten any on the DJD yet exceptthis one and one other and so like I really wanted to answer this;;; Vos and Tess are kind of more platonic, I’m sorry u^u{MTMTE}TarnA bargaining chip, that’s all you were supposed to be. That’s it. You weren’tsupposed to make it into his good graces with your impeccable tastes in music,your astounding tastes in poetry, and especially not with the fact you seemed sowilling to talk to him about what the meaning behind a certain poem might beand how you could apply it. You’re a fragging organic. You were supposed to beboorish and uncivilized. If he had it in him to be mad at you, he’d yell at youfor having so much couth.He liked having you on his shoulder as he read out loud poetry he foundparticularly staggering. He enjoyed listening to your input when he paused toallow for it. He didn’t get particularly upset if you interrupted him, as longas you made a noise to warn him you were about to speak instead of justspeaking. And, of course, you know you shouldn’t have enjoyed this as much asyou did, but he was so suave and complex. It amazed and enthralled you and youfound that you couldn’t pull away from him long without finding yourself boredand lonely.“So what do you think of this, dear?” He asked after he finished a particularlyhard poem. You thought for a moment before giving your opinion onit, “That is quite an astounding thought, but I don’t think that’s quiteright… But I do enjoy that far more than my own.” He says as you move to leanagainst his helm. Neither of you are particularly sure when you fell intocalling each other nicknames. You found your relationship fairly easy.Your relationship with the DJD leader seemed to put off the other members. Yousuppose you don’t blame them, he is supposed to hate you after all, but youfind that you also don’t care. Their opinions matter little to you and you knowthey won’t say anything to He has been aware of his feelings for sometime, painfully so. You were so smalland everything he should hate. But he doesn’t and he knows his crew is losingsome respect for him, especially Nickel, he doesn’t blame her. However he findsthat he can’t bring himself to prove himself to them and why should he… Whenhe’s got everything right here? He should be disgusted or even scared… But heis merely content.KaonHonestly if it hadn’t been for how much Pet liked you, he probably never wouldhave talked to you. You were merely a bargaining chip, after all. Somethingthey would either kill or toss away when the opportunity presented itself. Heshouldn’t have gotten attached like he did, but that did nothing to deter him.He smiled a bit as he watched you climb over Pet’s head to scratch at thething’s ears.“Careful not too fall.” His voice surprises you a bit and you slip and fallstraight onto your hands and knees on Pet’s neck. You turn your head to glareat him, “Thanks.” Your dry voice has him chuckling and shaking his helm,holding out a servo for you to climb on. “My apologies.”He brings you up to sit on his shoulders, this used to make you nervous, beingso close to those coils. Now you simply sit down and curl your knees up intoyour chest, smiling at him. You couldn’t find what had prompted the suddenconfession, but here you were, mouth forming words you didn’t mean tosay. “I love you.” He’s starring at you, no no no. You’ve fucked up he’s going to kill you. Youfeel your hair start to stand on end and you scramble to your feet, spewingapologies. In your haste your foot slips and you go stumbling off his shoulder.It seems in slow motion for you, the sliding off. However falling was not inslow motion and you close your eyes tight. You hit something hard and it hurts,but not as… Bad as you were thinking? You slowly open one eye before both areblinking up at Kaon. He caught you.“Don’t apologize, stupid.” He said with almost a painful smile. He’s not goingto say it back, but you can tell. And this is a terrible situation for both ofyou.NickelShe’d deny straight to anyone’s face that she even /liked/ you. You’re anorganic for frag sake! If anyone dared to even tell her she’d taken a shiningto you they’d have onlined the next day with the inability to move. They’d alllearned to keep their slaggin mouths /shut/ about her little human helper.However, there was only so long she could deny that she did like you as afriend. That didn’t change that only /you/ were allowed to even hint at beingfriends, just don’t use the word friends she’ll smack you and tell you, you’rebeing dumb. Even if she does smack you she doesn’t do it hard and she does yellat you more often than the others. You feel the need to point it out one day asshe’s checking out what is nothing more than a deep bruise.“Huh?” Of course she pretends not to hear you as she gently presses on you legand decides it doesn’t need an x-ray, it’s clearly not broken. “Why do youyell at me more than the others?” You repeat, she makes despondent sound, she’dclearly hoped you’d just let it go.She stands straight up and glares at you, servos on her hips and the right everso slightly angled out. It made her look sassy… Oh great you were going toget yelled at… Again. “I yell at you more because you’re far more likelyto get hurt! You’re squishy and small and /breakable/. And I couldn’t handle ifI lost you like I lost…” She stopped as her vents hitched. Oh.You get up and move to wrap your arms around her neck. Her arms found themselvesaround your waist. She didn’t even like to admit she was /friends/ with theorganic wrapped tightly in her arms… How… How was she supposed to face thatshe loved you?

VosWhen you first got here he hated you. He wouldn’t look at you and, sometimes,when Tarn needed to make videos with you in them to send to the Autobots, he’dhave actually left the room. You’re assumption that it was simply because youwere organic had been, of course, wholly correct. You wished you couldunderstand the insults he’d thrown your way so, with what *very little*freedoms you had, you learned that /damn impossible/ language. The next time he spoke, after you’d finally learned enough of the language tounderstand, and you heard him call you the Cybertronian equivalent of a /cow/you shot back. His surprised face was /well/ worth the crying and frustrationit had taken to learn how to call someone the equivalent of a walking dick, orin this case spike. He was clearly between impressed and angry. You didn’treally blame him, you’d be mad too if someone called you a dick.“Impressive.” Was what he finally settled on and you could see the smirk in hisfeatures. If you had known /learning fucking primal vernacular/ to get on hisgood side you’d have done it from the fucking beginning.Being on Vos’ good side was apparently a God send. It got you far morefreedoms, a ride on his shoulder occasionally, and the /amazing/ ability totrash talk everyone that didn’t know what the fuck you were saying. It was bestfriends for life and, honestly, neither of you could believe you’d ever hatedeach other.TesarusNeither of you had even known the other existed at first. He was never aroundwhen you were around and they didn’t often ask the guy with the blades for a stomachto watch a squishy human. No one could blame anyone for not passing thefigurative torch over to Tess. So, him finding you had been a complete accidentand a mere happenstance. He’d been bored with his usual duties and had taken towondering the halls and you had /just/ required a little more freedom to roamfreely. You had somehow managed to talk your way through it, you couldn’texactly escape in space. He’d almost stepped on you, but one can’t ignore screaming.That had been something, watching a giant with blades for a tum get flusteredand confused about the human he’d almost stepped on. It was kind of cute. After that he’d found himself finding you somehow interesting. It was farbetter than personal development plans and health checks, that’s for sure. Atfirst you were just something to keep him busy when he got bored and that wasthe only time he was ever handed you. He had to specifically ask. Eventually itturned to where you or he would seek the other out, mostly you, to hang out. Ifanyone asked he was elevating boredom as well as keeping track of you, however.“Hey, hey! Tess, listen!” You shouted and he allowed you to climb up his arm tohalf dangle off his shoulder. “What is it?” He asked, voice a bit deadpanned. “Sexwhile camping is fucking in tents.” You spoke completely seriously, lip noteven twitching up in a smile as your eyes stared in to his optics. You almostthought he wasn’t going to do anything before a smile was cracked and thenturned into a loud laugh, you quickly following suit. “You’re the worst.” He says, still laughing. Through your giggles you manage, “Yeah.”Helex

He really didn’t seem to have an opinion you in the beginning, he was just theone that had to watch you the most. The others didn’t like your presence and hejust didn’t seem to care about you or their opinion on how much time he spentwhere. He did like that you’d play video games with him, what little he couldfind and keep that it is. At first, he had been totally and completely indifferentto you as a person. You were just someone he had to watch and someone whoplayed games with him. Other than that, he hardly ever even talked to you.That seemed to have changed rapidly, however, as playing games soon began todevolve into making jokes at the other expense and trying to mess up the otherduring games. That soon began to devolve into just hanging out and enjoyingeach other, as friends. He liked you, you were funny and you got his humor andyou weren’t absolutely terrified of his… well everything.You were sprawled across the floor after a crushingloss at the hands of Helex, being made fun of for just how much you completely sucked. You grinned a bit asyou turned your head to look into bright red eyes, “Shut up, you nerd.” Helaughed and shook his head, “Not happening, loser.” He grunted back as he smirkeddown at you.He chuckled a bit as he moved to scoop you up into his smaller servos and placeyou on his shoulder. You tended to like how warm he was, like a heating pad, ithelped you relax. You chose to lay on his shoulder more than sit. He smiled abit as he watched you lay back and relax into his plating, thinking to himselfjust how adorable and beautiful you were.Wait… Oh slag. He needed a frikkin miracle.

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bobateebrek

There’s So Many Things I love about this panel. 

  • Nickel on Roller’s lap/on the table just ensnaring him. 
  • Grimlock and his herd of cons. 
  • Fort Max being surrounded by cons and being comfortable. 
  • “working through a number of issues”. 
  • Spinster’s hands holding that cup. 
  • Fulcrum just cozying up with Fort Max. 
  • Krok saying something really touching and impactful. 
  • And my favorite: Misfire being underneath the table and toying with Fort Max’s gun legs. 
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Hello can I have an MTMTE matchup? I’m a straight female, I have shoulder length dirty blond hair with green eyes, I’m skinny and curvy, I love makeup, animals, fashion and reading (especially romance novels) I’m 5’1 I’m romantic can be insecure at times but usually wild. I suffer from ADHD and depression and I get bullied and i love dancing and singing

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I match you with Kaon!

Kaon absolutely adores you, his little human…! To him, you’re a prime example of a human femme and he can’t help but spoil you rotten. You want this new pastel eye make up? Kaon gets that for you and all rest of the shades just to be extra. You looked at that dress in the window for longer than three seconds? He is going to get you one in every color. You need something to entertain yourself with? He will get you all the silly romance books your heart may desire.

The best thing about being Kaon’s lover, cough, pet, cough, is that you’re safe from the rest of the DJD. In fact some like you where some hate you. Tarn should hate you, but he likes how romantic and poetic your mind is. The Pet likes you because you’re his fellow in Kaon’s grace and you’re fun to be around. Vos stares at you with big red optics and chirrs some kind of rock against metal sound and Kaon reprimands him for being inappropriate. Nickel tolerates you where Tesaurus and Helex don’t like you.

The two behemoths like to poke fun at you and threaten you how Kaon will one day get bored of you and then you will be at their mercy, which you may or may not take to the heart. Kaon, however, is quick to reprimand his fellows and assure you that he would never abandon you. You’re too precious to him.

The electric mech loves it how loving you are toward him, just like you should be. You’re so romantic it warms his spark every time you get yourself dolled up for him when he returns from hunting down traitors to your shared habsuite.

If you ever get bullied Kaon is quick to take care of the bullies his way. And his way is... shocking. But don’t worry, you don’t need to know that. You’re human and so sensitive to these gruesome little things. He’ll just let you know that the bullies will never bother you again. If you try to pry into the thing any more than he is willing to let you know he will distract you with a romantic gesture.

Kaon doesn’t mind if you have these little human symptoms. They make you who you are and if you didn’t have this ADHD you wouldn’t be as cheery as you are or if you didn’t have depression then you wouldn’t be as dependant on Kaon as you are now. Kaon loves you and nothing changes that.

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