TRANSFORMERS MTMTE NAUGHTY CHRISTMAS STORIES ARE HERE!

Alright, it's December so here we go and I will start posting naughty Christmas-themed Naughty Transformers MTMTE Reader Insert stories!

For those who don't know, I have written every Reader as Gender Neutral so everyone can enjoy the stories!

You can read all of these stories in Patreon with only 5,99 euros which is about 9,50 Canadian and 6,98 US!

I'll be updating this list each day until December 25 when the last story comes out! Thank you, everyone, let's head towards Christmas together!

Day 1 - KaonAndReindeer

Day 2 - Cyclonus&TailgateAndSnow

Day 3 - First AidAndMulled Wine

Day 4 - HelexAndCandy Cane

Day 5 - NauticaAndSnowman

Day 6 - MegatronAndChristmasSweater

Day 7 - WhirlAndAngel

Day 8 - RodimusAndMistletoe

Day 9 - FortressMaximusAndFireplace

Day 10 - RungAndCandle

Day 11 - Chromedome&RewindAndChristmasMovie

Day 12 - VelocityAndChristmasParty

Day 13 - TesaurusAndEggnog

Day 14 - RavageAndChristmasLights

Cyclonus frowned when he heard your tale. He wouldn't know what he would do if he lost his beloved Tailgate and you did not just love them but you saw it happen and could do nothing. It must have been devastating. He tries to tell you that he is there if you need anyone to talk to.

Rodimus was feeling down when he found out the reason behind your grave seriousness. Losing someone you love and care about is never easy and you lost so much… But there is so much to gain now also! While you can never replace your old partner or friends, Rodimus tells you that they would want you to live on for their sake. For such a young mech, he was… Sometimes smart even.

Megatron averted his gaze from you. He knows that it was most likely Decepticons, his warriors, and his followers who killed your Conjunx Endura and Amicas. He can't help but feel guilty as he apologizes. He doesn't expect you to forgive him, and he fully understands if you hate him. Heck, he gives you permission to punch him if that would make you feel even the slightest bit better! But why kick someone who was already down? Despite everything, you forgive him. An act he couldn't understand, but maybe it was more for you than for him.

As another more serious swordsman like Cyclonus, the former Decepticon respects you. You both share this connection and wordless respect for each other. You've seen some shit and lived to tell a tale. The first time Cyclonus ever saw you smile was when you watched Tailgate rush to hug his conjunx and Cyclonus heard you murmur the smallest "Cute", but the second he blinked your smile was gone.

Rodimus thinks you are a beauty but you aren't enjoying life to the fullest. He thinks that life is more than constant seriousness. You gotta learn to have some fun also! Rodimus was just telling you how you should take it easier, but as he was about to sit on his chair, he miscalculated and fell on his aft and that was when he heard you snort. The bright mech got up in a flash and pointed at you with his mouth wide open with a smile, but you denied everything. So you CAN laugh!

Megatron understands that you have your own reasons to be serious. You are serious because life has been rough on you or perhaps you have seen some shit during the war that made you who you were now. You can tell Megatron is a strong mech and not a weakling so you don't underestimate him. The two of you were one-night enjoying drinks at Swerve's bar when he told you about this one time Starscream really annoyed him and you actually grinned a little at his story. Maybe it was engex you had consumed that loosened you up, but Megatron never forgot that grin.

It's been so long since you last saw another living creature. For some reason, when you died you didn't go to Heaven or Hell, the next life, or whatever happened after death.

No, you stayed around as a ghost and it was honestly such a lonely life to spend alone with no one to talk to except yourself. Since the apocalypse, any evidence of humankind was year by year wiped away.

The huge skyscrapers and buildings fell into ruins, plants took over the huge cities and animals roamed the lands.

Then it all changed when this alien spaceship with it came to these giant alien machines. They took one look at your planet and saw how the apocalypse had destroyed its human population.

They didn't stay long, but they didn't need to. All you needed was a second and you had you left the Earth's atmosphere with the Bots.

After years of loneliness, you were so glad for another intellectual species! You looked around this ship called Lost Light and learned about its residents.

It was exciting and interesting to follow their lives, but you didn't want to be an invisible and mute bystander anymore.

No, you decided to haunt the Lost Light and so you took control of the huge ship.

Your presence was noticed immediately when you complimented Rodimus for almost making a perfect black flip to his chair.

Or when you asked Ultra Magnus if he would like you to record the next captains' meeting.

Then there was a time when you took over the music in Swerve's bar night and played some of your favorite party songs.

"Do we have a virus or something?" Rodimus asked as he, Megatron, and Ultra Magnus were having a meeting about the weird occurrences.

You smiled as you watched them talk through the cameras.

"I assure you, captain, I'm no virus." Your voice echoed in the speakers and Rodimus nearly jumped out of his armor, "What the frag are you!?"

"Oh, I'm an organic lifeform called a human, from planet Earth."

"But-!" Ultra Magnus blinked, "Humans are dead?"

"And so am I. Or, I was, but now I'm this ship."

"So... You somehow took over the ship?"´Megatron asked.

"I AM the ship now, Captain Megatron." You said with a smile, "And I'm happier than ever before, serving you guys."

Rodimus, Megatron, and Ultra Magnus looked at each other and you could tell they were talking through commlinks, but you could still hear them.

'Can we erase them?'

'Like a virus?'

"I wouldn't recommend that." You warned them, "I'm here to help, befriend, and serve you guys. I'm an ally, not an enemy."

"Can we trust you?" Ultra Magnus asked and you smiled, "Of course you can. You gave me a new home so the least I can do is to be there when you guys need me."

"Alright," Megatron nodded, "So you are one of us now? Then what should we call you as?"

"My human name doesn't matter anymore. You can call me Lost Light." You replied, "Would you like me to inform the rest of the crew that there is a new lifeform, aka me, here?"

"Uh, how about asking them to come to a meeting and introducing you there?"

"That sounds wonderful Captain Rodimus." You nodded, "I promise, I will look after you all."

How could you get caught? You were just an Autobot cadet, but already you were in deep deep trouble. You had pushed your superior Bumblebee away from Decepticon's attack and gotten hit in the process... And captured while you were at it.

So now you were tied and on your knees before the Decepticon leader himself, called Megatron. The huge Decepticon was just as scary as you heard he had been and you tried your hardest to stay brave or at least look like one.

"So, you are the little Autobot who cost us an AllSpark fragment?" Megatron glared at you and you tried your hardest to look tough, but you felt that facade chip away with each step he took in your direction.

"But all is not lost," He grinned and that grin made oil in your lines freeze.

"I think I can come up with a way for you to be useful for me."

You felt your optics widen in fear and before you could move, the Decepticon warlord picked you up like you weighed nothing.

"Let me go, you- you-!" You tried to fight against him, but it was futile to fight against a Con three times your size.

He carried you into his chambers with ease and threw you on his berth. You groaned as you hit the hard surface and you tried to sit up, but it proved too hard when you were tied.

You stared in fear at how Megatron smirked and crawled on top of your frame, locking you between his arms.

"You're going to pay that AllSpark fragment with your oil...!" He purred and you were filled with fear.

What would he do to you? You had heard horror stories of his bloodlust during the War times. The scenarios went through your helm but you didn't give in to the fear.

"I- I will never betray Autobots!" You shouted bravely, but that bravery didn't last when Megatron smirked and you saw his sharp denta.

"Who said anything about betraying your weak companions?" He chuckled as he grabbed you and made you bear your intake to him.

"No-!" You tried to one last time fight against him, but his hold on you didn't budge and he sank his razor-sharp denta into the cables on your neck.

It stung and hurt! You felt coolant tears rise to your optics and fall down your face as this... This unfamiliar pleasure bloomed from the spot he bit and spread across your frame.

"Ah..." You sighed as your frame relaxed in his arms and Megatron moaned, his voice vibrating through your whole frame.

"Hmm...!" Megatron moaned against your neck as he drank your oil, "You taste absolutely divine...!"

No one told you having your oil sucked out of you would feel so... Good...!

"To think you taste this way when consuming that mud oil you Autobots get...!" The warlord thought out loud, "Just imagine how delicious you would taste if fed my premium oil?"

You could barely register what he was saying. The pleasure was maddening and it went right both your head and between your legs.

"Hm? What's this?" Megatron chuckled as he pulled away and looked down to see your spike pressurized and valve soaking wet.

"You're getting off on this?"

"Ngh..." You tried to weakly shake your helm, but instead, you nodded.

"Will you be a good Bot for me if I touch you?"

"Y- yes..." You nodded, your spirit broken, just like Megatron liked it. He smirked as he bit down again and the pleasure came back twice as hard as he pushed one huge servo of his into your sobbing wet valve.

You moaned out loud as you felt pleasure wreck your frame, from your neck where he bit you and from your absolutely stuffed valve.

Megatron thrust his thick servo in and out of your soaked valve and the noises that your valve made were wet and absolutely sinful.

With the scary Decepticon drinking your oil and pleasuring you, it didn't take long for you to overload.

Once the overload hit you, you cried out like a banshee, your valve squeezing almost painfully around Megatron's servo.

"This will have to do." The warlord chuckled as he pulled both his face from your neck and his servo out of you.

"If I drink any more you will offline." He said as he pulled back and bought his transfluid soaked servo to his lips and sucked it dry.

"You taste so good, both oil and transfluids." He chuckled as he wiped his mouth clean with the back of his servo.

You were panting weakly, your frame spent and weak as Megatron untied you and set you on his berth.

"Rest now. Someone will bring you some real oil. I don't want my new little oil supplier to pass away so soon."

You didn't need to be sober to realize that you would never see daylight again.

The whole Lost Light is honored to have you there and to be the ones to hear your pretty voice after ages of silence and sign language or notebooks that you used to communicate.

"You have a very pretty voice!" Tailgate and Rewind thought out loud while their partners nodded, "You do have a singer's voice."

"I'm so excited!" Swerve exclaimed in joy, "I've been dying to hear your opinion on this new Earth's show!"

"About time you talked! I was getting tired of all those hand gestures!" Whirl cackled with good spirit.

"You know what sport?" Rodimus smiled as he reached for his subspace and pulled out a Rodimus Star, "You've earned this. For incredible sign of courage and trust."

"Primus knows, you've earned it." Ultra Magnus said and Megatron nodded, "We are proud of you."

It's awful how kind they are and that kindness of theirs is making you cry, but they are tears of joy.

You do scare the scrap out of them though with your crying, just saying.

"Frag, Tarn...!" You moaned as the huge purple Con thrust his spike in and out of your needy and soaking-wet valve. It had been a while since the two of you had managed to interface last time and you were enjoying every second with your Conjunx.

"By words of our leader Megatron, I-!"

Of course, he started to speak and talk about the ways of Decepticons, written by your fearless leader Megatron himself. You were loyal to Megatron just as any Con, but you didn't like sharing.

"Tarn!" You called his name and he stopped to look at you, "Yes, my love?"

"Stop talking about Towards Peace and focus on fragging me!"

"But my beloved, these are sacred texts bestoved to us by our great leader Megatron, meant to unite every and all-!"

"Ugh, if you love Megatron that much then go interface with him!"

"But my little blood moon-!"

"No!" You snapped and when he least expected it, you grasped his arms, and with surprising strength, you flipped him over so he was lying on his back and you were straddling his tights, his spike having slipped out of you.

"This is supposed to be you and me time, not some threesome with Megatron in your mind!"

"But blood moon, I truly-!" Tarn couldn't finish his sentence, a moan cutting him off as you sank back to his spike and started to bounce on him almost brutally.

His hands reached for your hips, but as soon as they touched you, you slapped them away.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm just going to take my overload and leave you fuck your hand until you come crying Megatron's name!" You growled as you brought your servos between your legs and toyed with your anterior node.

Tarn groaned, feeling your valve squeeze around his spike and while he was feeling good, he was nowhere near overload like you were. If he didn't want to rely on his hand's company, he would have to try and soothe you.

"I'm sorry my love, please, don't leave me! I promise I won't say another word about our glorious leader!"

"Not good enough!" You snapped, voice breathless as you were approaching your climax and Tarn gasped for air as he felt you tighten around him.

"I'll please you with my mouth!"

"Now we are talking!" You finally nodded as you focused now on Tarn's pleasure also, "But one more word about Megatron and it's over!"

"Y-yes!"

"It's going to hurt," Lugnut told you, but you were ready and willing to go through the pain if that meant that you could become a proper Decepticon.

"Are you sure you want this?" Blitzwing would ask you and you felt like a broken record, playing over and over again as you told them that you were ready.

This ceremony was a huge deal for you and you wanted to dress according to it. Despite hating humans, the dress you got from them fit you perfectly and hugged your curves just right.

You're counting the days to the ceremony and when the long waited day comes, you are ready.

Megatron stands there with scalding iron in the shape of a Decepticon symbol, Lugnut and Blitzwing are standing by his side, holding purple lights.

Your adoptive father figure keeps a speech of how you will serve Decepticons right and how honored you should be for this honor. He asks you the same questions.

"Are you willing to sacrifice and dedicate your whole life to Decepticon cause?"

You told him what you had told everyone in the room, you told that you were ready and that is when the iron pressed against your metal skin.

The branding, the acceptance, it hurt like Pit, but it was all worth it, to be called an official Decepticon and not just Megatron's pet project, aka daughter.

You were an official Decepticon now and you would carry that pride with you wherever you would go.

No one knows where the sparkling came from or if they were a machine brought to life by AllSpark fragment, but despite sparkling's small stature they already have an alt mode, a small scooter.

Optimus tries to talk to little one and find out where they came from, but they don't really speak. They stare at him and smile a little, but that's it. He makes Ratchet check if they are hurt or worse.

Ratchet checked and the little one was totally fine. The muteness is their own choice. He kinda likes how quiet and sensible they are.

Bumblebee and Bulkhead try to play with the little thing and adopt the role of big brothers easily. Bee enjoys playing games with them and Bulkhead encourages sparkling to express themself with art. They are having tons of fun with the sparkling.

Prowl can tell that they are not ordinary sparkling. The moment their optics meet, he can tell that this sparkling is strong and out of both Autobots' and Decepticons' reach.

The only thing he couldn't tell was if they are on Autobots' side or not. They did play and amuse the rest of the team, but Prowl could see that there was more.

When he would catch the sparkling on their own, he would ask them who or what they were and if they were going to hurt his friends, because if that was the case, Prowl would protect his friends in a heartbeat.

The sparkling would stare at Prowl long and hard before smiling and raising a single servo over their lips as a mark of silence. The cyberninja doesn't know how, but that simple gesture hit him deep and hard, leaving him stunned.

Before he knows what happens, the sparkling hugs him, and Prowl feels... Better? Like he was being healed. Before he can ask, the sparkling hugs him one more time before leaving to play with Bumblebee.

Megatron is old and wise and could tell that they were no ordinary sparkling. He could glare down at them and they would look back at him with neutral expression, not even one bit intimidated by the warlord.

Lugnut is suspicious and he is loud about it, but Megatron orders him to quiet down and he does so in a second. He does mumble and grumbles about sparkling stealing Megatron's attention... But then they bring him a small can of oil and Lugnut is taken by their thoughtfulness and starts thinking that the sparkling should follow Megatron's example and become possibly the future leader of the Decepticons. Starts to worship Megatron and sparkling.

Starscream immediately dismisses the sparkling. He doesn't have time or any desire to take care of them, he is too busy trying to come up with a master plan to offline Megatron and take his rightful place as the leader of the Decepticons! Sparkling may listen, but they don't take part in Starscream's schemes.

Blitzwing has mixed feelings about them, surprise surprise. Icy tries to come up with a reasonable explanation for why they suddenly appeared there in the Decepticon hideout, but he gets nothing out of them and this tends to drain his patience and cause Hothead to take control.

The heated personality gets up close and might try to threaten the sparkling to speak, but they just smile and gently pats their red face, much to his confusion. Why aren't you scared of him!? This makes no sense!

When Random takes control, the little one amuses him without a word. The chaotic side of Blitzwing would dance and sing and sparkling would dance and play with him, but not sing.

The Bots and Cons come to agree that the sparkling is a special case. They are so small, yet so mature... They even might know something others don't?

They do not like humans though. As soon as the sparkling sees Sari approaching, they turn around and leave without a word and no one knows where (Decepticons)? It might take a day or two until they feel like they can tolerate Sari's company.

Minimus was tired, but that didn't stop him from admiring you, his lover and beloved, laying there under his small form. Your skin was glistening with sweat and your eyes were hazy as you smiled up at him.

"You were really pent up there, chief." You chuckled and Minimus grunted at the nickname you had given him when you had met for the first time.

His crimson optics admired and drank in your wrecked looks and his gaze shifted between your legs where he was still joined with you.

Slowly, he pulled his spike out of you and grunted where you moaned. As soon as his spike was out, his transfluids started to leak out of your spent sex.

There was something mesmerizing seeing his fluids leak out of you. Minimus didn't know what he was doing, his frame moved on its own accord and he collected his transfluids with his hand and used his servos to push them back inside you.

"Perv," You chuckled before moaning at the full feeling in your lower tummy.

"You look absolutely irresistible." He groaned as he twisted his servos inside you and you winched at the feeling.

"Easy, I'm fuller than a Thanksgiving turkey!" You laughed and while Minimus wasn't sure what this turkey was, he figured it was very full.

"My apologies," He nodded as he finally pulled his servos out of you and settled next to you on the soft berth, modeled with you and your organic body in mind.

"I got excited..." Minimus mumbled and you smiled as you pecked his cheek, "I don't mind, when it's you."

And you meant it. Every word because you loved Minimus from the bottom of your heart. Yeah, you teased him, but that was part of the fun.

You would be there for him when times were tough and he was there for you.

A couple of weeks went by with wings and you were in the middle of the meeting with Rodimus, Megatron, and your beloved inside Ultra Magnus armor when your stomach started to hurt.

"Shit!" You cursed as pain shot your stomach like lightning and you doubled over. You were in so much pain, you could faintly hear Ultra Magnus shout and the next thing you knew, you were in medbay.

You were being inspected by First Aid, a young but kind promising medic that got some points when he gave you some painkillers for your pains.

Finally, when visitors were allowed, Magnus came to your side. "My beloved, are you in pain?"

"Naaah, Aid gave me something for pain. I feel like I could fart a rainbow." You chuckled and while Ultra Magnus was worried, he was relieved that you weren't in pain anymore.

Finally, First Aid returned to you and Magnus took notice of how nervous the young medic was.

"What is it First Aid?"

"I- I don't know how to say this!" The medic gave the patient file to Magnus, "Congratulations, she is carrying!"

"WHAT!?" The two of you shouted, startling the poor medic, "How long?"

"A couple of weeks, give or take!" First Aid cried out and Magnus turned to look at you and suddenly it all made sense. He hadn't noticed it before, but you were a little chubbier.

"You've gained weight." He stated and you gasped before swatting at him, "How dare you! You don't say that to a woman!"

"But your stomach!"

"Well, yeah, I've noticed that my stomach has been bulging but I thought it was a food baby!" You cried out, "After all, I've been eating a lot more than usual and- OOH..."

The realization hit you like a jet and you looked down on your body. Seeing your tummy now and knowing there was life there, had you startled.

"Holy shit, I'm pregnant..!" You gasped and your hands went to massage your stomach. You turned to look at First Aid and asked, "How long?"

"Excuse me?"

"When am I due?" You clarified, "When am I popping mini Magnus out?"

"This is highly unusual and I've never in my life witnessed a techno-organic pregnancy!" First Aid said as he took the patient file back and checked his notes.

"Usually carrying would take possibly years, but now that you are organic, your body has nurtured the sparkling and-! Oh!"

"Oh?" You growled, "That isn't a good OH!"

"You being organic and Magnus being Cybertronian, the sparkling in you has developed faster than anyone has ever witnessed!"

"Meaning?" Ultra Magnus asked and First Aid nodded, "She is about to give birth!"

"WHAT?!" You two shouted but somehow your voice was louder than your lover's.

"So I'm giving birth? NOW-!" You asked but your shouting was interrupted by pain in your tummy."

"In the manner of minutes." First Aid clarified, "I'm going to admit you now. This sparkling wants out and it might come any moment now!"

"Mags...!" You groaned as you turned to look at your lover and he was there by your side in a second, "Yes, my beloved?"

"I'm going to give birth...!"

"I know, but I'll be here for you."

"Hell, you ain't!" You cried out and Magnus blinked in shock, "Excuse me?"

"I know how these things work! It ain't gonna be pretty so you better stay out until Aid calls you in!"

"But-!''

"OUT. NOW." You didn't give any room for him to argue against you because First Aid took you to another room, leaving Magnus behind.

The huge blue Autobot took his chance to take off his armor and came back to wait for you as Minimus Ambus. Time felt like it was going snail's pace, but it had actually been an hour if not three.

Finally, after the long wait, First Aid stepped outside and looked at your lover.

"The delivery was a success!" The medic said happily and Minimus jumped up from his seat, "Is she okay?"

"She is just fine. Tired, but fine." First Aid nodded, "Would you like to see your sparklings?"

"Sparklings?" Minimus asked as he followed the medic to the private room, and there you were, on the bed, sleeping peacefully after giving birth.

And on these small capsules were two most beautiful sparkling protoforms that Minimus had ever seen.

"Are they... Are they alright?"

"They are techno-organics but otherwise they are as healthy as regular sparklings." First Aid said as he looked at the green minibot, "Would you like to hold them?"

"I-I-!" Minimus swallowed nervously, "Won't I hurt them?"

"You would have to be an absolute brute to hurt them." The medic said as he made the green Autobot sit by your bed and gave your twins for him to hold.

Minimus Ambus took a good look at the twins bestowed to him and he could immediately see the similarity between him and you. They had his crimson optics, but your smile.

"Hello there little ones..." Minimus whispered as he watched one of his twins yawn and the other one hiccup cutely. They were absolutely perfect.

"Look closely my little ones..." Minimus said as he leaned towards you, "This is your carrier and I'm your sire."

The twins whined a little and their sire smiled, "I swear, you won't miss a thing in the world."

With you as mother and Minimus as a sire, the twins would have a good start in life.

Megatron has lived a long life and he has seen both Cons and Bots to last for a lifetime so he has seen almost every personality type there is. He can see that you are unstable so he usually decides to use it to his advantage and mess with you.

Starscream tries to get under your plating with his words like Megatron does, but when he tries to mess and scheme against you, you laugh and shoot him with your blaster. How annoying can you get?!

Lugnut thinks you are a madman but also really strong. You have shown that despite being Autobot and a so-called good guy, you can cause serious havoc if you are let loose.

Blitzwing's personalities have seriously mixed feelings about you. Icy knows that you are a serious threat and he would avoid you if it wasn't for his other personalities.

Hothead wants to take you on and see which one is stronger because he won't lose to an Autobot like you. While Icy doesn't want to fight you, he will do so if needed, but he would use tactics against you, while Hothead would use raw strength.

And while Icy and Hothead have their opinions about you, Random is bonkers over you. You're NUTS, but so is he, so why not be madmen together? What scares everyone, even your teammates is that you kinda like how unstable Blitzwing is.

Blackarachnia thinks you are a lunatic. She has seen what you can do, what chaos can be spread if you are let loose, but she also sees potential. With a little manipulation, you can be a great asset to her and her experiments.

At first, Rodimus was so bummed when he heard that besides Megatron joining the crew, a human liaison would come along to keep an eye on the war criminal.

How boring can that get, you were probably going to be a gearstick in the aft if you were even a little like Prowl or Ultra Magnus.

But Primus, when he sees you he falls for you hard. Not only are you gorgeous, but you are also smart and sexy for a human-alien!

You're so kind and your smile could light up the room and it certainly lit the flames of love and passion in Rodimus' spark.

He immediately tries to befriend you and you soon find out that he can be… Eager?

You like Rodimus, he is nice and all, but you can get exhausted when spending too much time with him. You try to be nice but the captain doesn't seem to understand the little hints you are dropping.

You start avoiding him, but Rodimus isn't afraid of manipulating your work schedules to match his so the two of you could spend more time getting to know each other together.

It turned so bad that others noticed.

"Rodimus, it has come to my attention that you are being a little too eager with your attempts to befriend the liaison." Ultra Magnus said one day when he had managed to catch Rodimus alone.

"What, what does that mean?" The bright mech asked and the huge blue one shook his helm.

"I assure you, it's nothing serious, but I must just ask you to tone it down a little. You may not notice it yourself, but you are making the liaison feel uncomfortable."

What, how, when?! Did you say something to Ultra Magnus? Did you not trust Rodimus? Did you not… like him?

Suddenly he can't spend time with you like he wanted to. He had to take some distance from you and the worst thing is that you seem happier with that.

It's straight-up torture not to be able to talk to you like he wants to. You don't seem to miss him that much and it's agonizing. Why, what did Rodimus do wrong?

You're his precious little human, why can't everyone see that? Why couldn't you see it?

He swears that he will make you see how you two belong together and when you would turn to him, he would be the bigger person and forgive you for being distant towards him.

After all, he did love you.

"Rodimus, you can't just pick up every single animal you see because you want to save them!" Megatron scolded his co-captain but Rodimus wasn't having any of it.

"But Megs, look at them! They are all skin and bones, how could I ignore them?!" The flaming mech asked as he lifted you in his hands for everyone to see.

Meanwhile, you were just hanging there, "Do I have any say in this?"

"Shhh shhh…" Rodimus hushed you as he gently petted the top of your head, "You are safe now, I'll take good care of you…"

Well, as long as you wouldn't need to go to work and would get free meals then you were pretty okay with this.

You were panting hard as you tried to catch your breath. Megatron, this old warrior was absolutely brutal when it came to training.

You were just a gnome, one of the smallest races there was alongside goblins, but at least they had their pointy ears to gain some inches over you.

Each time you attacked him, he would counter your strikes with his shield and send you flying with one hard thrust.

You tried your hardest to prove to him that there was a warrior inside you and that you wanted to fight for others and help them. But the sword you picked was too heavy for you to pick and use properly and Megatron had you on your knees in seconds.

"You're too small to wield the sword." He stated and you bit the inside of your cheek in frustration. You really wanted to be a hero like he used to be...!

There was a clank and you looked to see two daggers before you. You glanced at Megatron above you and the old warrior grunted.

"Take these and use them." He stated and you blinked in confusion as you reached for the weapons and grabbed them.

The difference was immediate. The daggers fit to your hands perfectly and they were light, unlike the sword you had tried to pick up earlier.

Megatron twisted his fingers as a challenge to attack him and you did as he requested.

You immediately saw the difference in your attack and battle style. You could move faster and while your attacks might have been shallow, they still made some damage.

Finally, when you thought you had the advantage, Megatron took out his shield and with one hard thrust he sent you flying.

You flew through the air, hitting the ground hard and rolling on it until you stopped. You groaned, every muscle on your body burning, but Megatron slammed his great sword on the ground just inches away from your head.

"I see potential in you." He stated, "You might not be strong, but you are fast! Use it to your advantage!"

"Yes, sir!" You shouted as you got up, ready to attack again. Megatron nodded, pleased to know that he had taught another person how to defend themself and fight.

Rodimus was young for a Cybertronian and pretty new when it came to human pets. He noticed that you did a lot more laundry than normally so being a nice owner, he decided to help.

How nice of him, right? Not really when he grabs the bundle of sheets from your hands without your permission and that is when he sees the blood.

"Wait- You're bleeding!?" Rodimus shouts in fear and without waiting for you to reply, he catches you and runs straight into medbay where First Aid is.

"My human, they're dying, help them!" He shouts as he pushes you into the young medic's hands. First Aid looks at you and you cover your face in embarrassment.

"I'm... It's my shark week..." You admit in shame and First Aid nods, understanding the Earth term, but Rodimus turns even more horrified.

"They were attacked by space sharks!?"

It's up to First Aid to explain to your owner what periods are and how painful and annoying they can be and Rodimus is still horrified.

So you're going to bleed blood down your bits for a whole week each month!? How are you alive if you keep bleeding like that!?

It's up to you to tell Rodimus that it isn't deadly and that if you had wanted to make a scene out of your periods, you would have said something instead of sneaking around.

"I'm sorry I overreacted... I just got really scared for you." He apologizes and you nod, "Well, I should have been honest with you..."

"How long are you still going to...? You know...?"

"Maybe 4 days more, give or take. Why?"

"Would you like to eat some chocolate and watch a movie with me?" He asks and you are taken aback by how quickly he can move on, but you smile and accept his offer.

Megatron knew about humans, and while they were smart and handy pets, they could also be a handful to an owner who didn't know anything about them.

Just like said, Megatron knew some stuff, but when he caught you curled in your bed in pain, he grew worried. What was wrong, why were you in such pain?

"Should I call Ratchet and ask him to come visit you?" He asked as he looked at you and you shook your head.

"Is there anything I can do?" He asked and you nodded and quietly muttered, "Painkillers, please..."

"I'll go get some from medbay." The co-captain said as he left and while he was there, he asked Ratchet if your situation was serious, to which the doctor shook his helm.

"They are probably on their periods."

"What are those?"

If Megatron had been young like Rodimus, Ratchet would have smacked the back of his helm, but instead, he listed symptoms and many of them applied to you.

So Ratchet gave Megatron quick advice on how to help you and sent him on his way.

When the Autobot made it back, he handed you a bottle of painkillers and a bottle of water and while you swallowed down a couple of pills, he cleared his intake.

"Listen... I asked Ratchet and he explained that you might be going through periods..."

"Oh God..." You groaned in shame but Megatron shook his helm, "No, it's alright! You shouldn't be ashamed of it!"

"I'm..." You couldn't even reply, you felt so humiliated and it seemed to get worse when Megatron placed a packet of period pads on your bed and... Chocolate?

"You don't need to hide from me, so just ask something and I'll get t for you." He said, "It's my job to care for you."

You were taken aback, but then you turned happy. Megatron was a good owner.