✩ SCAVUMIRU ✩
Finally got this done after about 4 months of on-off work and before I go to school! I love chirumiru very much and I wanted to do something with it. Enjoy :D
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✩ SCAVUMIRU ✩
Finally got this done after about 4 months of on-off work and before I go to school! I love chirumiru very much and I wanted to do something with it. Enjoy :D
um hi Lepus 👉👈 do you remember Flywheels? mech from the scavengers? i found that i like him, but i can't find anything with him... i don't want to burden you, because i know it's hard to be a writer. but can you write with him something..? only if you want and can! if not so be free to delete my ask! thank you and i love you Lepus, you are the best!
You were drinking with the infamous Scavengers. It took you time to find them, but you finally did and when you did, you invited them over to your ship for drinks.
You looked at them each as you took your glass of engex and downed the whole glass in one go.
"So...? You said you knew Flywheels?" Krok, the leader of the Scavengers asked and you nodded.
"He was someone very dear to me." You smiled but there was sadness in your optics. Unfortunately, it went past some of them.
"Yeah, Flywheels was a great guy! How did you guys know each other?" Misfire asks as he took a sip of his engex.
"He actually confessed me a little before you ended up against the DJD." You said and poured yourself a new glass.
"He did?" Spinister asked and you nodded.
"Yeah." You chuckled as you reminisced the moment you two had gotten together.
"He was so dumb about it! He was a stuttering mess so I asked if he liked me and he transformed on the spot as he tried to save his hide!"
"Yeah, that sounds like him." Crankcase grumbled and you stopped laughing. "I wish we could have met one more time in person..." You sighed sadly. A silence fell between you all as you all nursed your drinks.
Finally, after a good moment of silence, you raised your helm and looked at your guests. "Hey... Can I join you guys?"
"What?!" The mechs yelled in shock and looked at you like you had two helms. "Why?"
"Are you mad or something?" Spinister asked and you smiled lightly. "Maybe I am, but I want to know the guys my loved one spent his last days and moments with."
You finished your drink and whistled, feeling the engex burn as it went down. "If you let me join, I can sell my ship and you guys can have the money I get by selling it. How does that sound?"
The mechs shared a look but before Krok could say anything, Misfire cheered, "Yeah, you can join!"
"Misfire!" Krok snapped but the purple con just smiled. "Why not? Flywheel's habsuite is empty, they could move in there!"
"Then it's settled!" You cheered and offered your hand to Krok next to you. "I won't let you down bosscon."
The con looked at your hand and then you. Finally, he sighed in defeat and took your hand. "Fine, welcome to the Scavengers."
Hi. MTMTE Spinister and 13 please
I LOVE SPINISTER, HE IS TOTALLY MY TYPE.
You party with the Scavengers and maybe get some tail while you are at it!
72 characters from idw, mtmte and windblade comics, screenshot or drag to get results lmao
This is amusing as hell
OH MY GOD
@pan-senpai AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIGOTSWERVE
I’m okay with this.
I shall only accept death from Percy, and Blast Off is most definitely my rival because I want(ed) Onslaught, dammit (I adore the irony)! Plus, I know a certain @smallfriendlyanon will like to know that at least my first kiss was Jazz, that Skids is a good person, and Starscream is nowhere to be seen.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, NICE, of course, NICE x2, yes, no
Cool, Awesome, WTFdididotoyoutocausethis???,
Nice, YEAH!, Ok,
WOOHOO!!, HELL YEAH!!!, that’s fair…
I only know, like, five of these people, but cool I guess???!
Best Friend - NAUTICA! MY GIRL! WE’RE SUPER GIRLS TOGETHER! (ᗒᗨᗕ)
Drinking Buddy - Ambulon, we’re gonna have best time ever at Swerve’s bar! (☆∀☆)
Rival - I have nothing against Starscream so he must have something against me. Or we’re both just competing from Megatron’s attention. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
First Date - I must have been wasted to go out with Trepan. (◯Δ◯∥)
First Kiss - Sweet kiss with sweet boi. ˶⚈Ɛ⚈˵
Bad Influence - Swindle, my boy! Let’s get nasty! ψ(^Ф∀Ф^)ψ
Conjunx - I HAVE FIVE CONJUXES! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? LONG AND HARD SMEXY TIMES!!! ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
Amica - You may not think he is, but I think he’s the best Amica. (つ >ω●)つ
Kills You - FUCK YOU FROID, I’LL TAKE YOU WITH ME YOU FUCKFACE WITH STUPID BALL GAG IN YOUR MOUTH! (◣_◢)
There’s So Many Things I love about this panel.
Can I get a MTMTE matchup? I’m a 24yr old female, Gemini, and 6’5(not lying😂) I’m very introverted, and shy. My hobbies are reading and drawing. And I have a pet ferret named Jupiter who’s my best friend! I don’t really like meeting new people, but with the people I do know I can be very funny. I’m bisexual, and I’m proud of that, my hair is a short brown bob, I have glasses, and I’m VERY allergic to strawberries. And I would die to keep my ferret Jupiter safe. I luv him
I match you with Crankcase!
Crankcase was actually one of the other Scavengers that was okay having you to join them. Though, he did complain about it good while which probably didn’t really get your relationship started in good terms. Misfire is rooting for you, Spinister wants to shoot you, Fulcrum threw up, Krok tries to get everyone to settle down and Crankcase is left to babysit you. A job he hates.
But then you show him your ferret and he has never seen such an alien pet. Misfire said it was a noodle cat. He is still frowning when you let him hold Jupiter, but he can feel that you’re putting a lot of trust in him if you let him handle your pet. He feels appreciated and the way you smile when you see Jupiter roll around in his palm like a happy ferret makes him feel soft .
Crankcase starts to notice little things in you after that and he says he is not searching those things, they just come at his grumpy face when you do them. Like how you don't seem to see properly without your glasses, how you comb the tangles from your hair with a brush and how you avoid something called strawberries. What a weird thing, berries with straws.
The angry miserable con starts to do little things to you. He takes notes on what kind of books or datapads you prefer and orders you some from Concom that he thinks you would like. You start displaying friendship towards Crankcase. The con is angry, not at you, but at himself for falling so easily to your kindness.
When Grimlock went frenzy, Jupiter was in the line of danger and Crankcase straight up jumped between a giant T-Rex and a ferret. No one got hurt miraculously and you saw Crankcase how he wanted you to see him as. As a hero.
Love blooms at T-Rex attacks, Misfire likes to say. You spoil Crankcase with cuddles and sweet declarations of love and Crankcase pouts but secretly love them. He really returns tries to return the affection, but his method is a little rough around the edges. Luckily you know he means good. Misfire starts to say that your noodle cat should surprise one of you with Conjunx Endura rings. Crankcase makes sure to let him hear about it, but you’re both secretly blushing and gushing about the idea.
Now... Which one of you gets Jupiter to act as a messenger of love first?
Hey so since your doing those Fusions now. Can you please do a misfire gem!s/o fusion fic and what the fusion like?
It starts off innocently. Just like everything else. You and Scavengers, the trash of the universe that no one wanted, were just blowing off some steam. You know, a healthy way to cope with your frustration and feelings? But then things took an ugly turn and now no one was safe.
You run around the corner and press your body against the wall, hoping your chaser doesn’t notice you. Lucky for you, Fulcrum runs straight past you. You sigh, but you can’t afford to be relieved yet. The battle was on and no one was backing down.
You gather your things, mainly your gun and make a run for it when someone snatches you from the ground.
“What the–! Misfire!” You whisper and the con makes a shush gesture to you. You smile, he was on your side on this ugly battle where you tried to take over the ship. You look behind him, but you don’t see Grimlock.
“Where’s the dinobot?”
“Big guy got caught…!” Misfire admitted and you tensed. He continued. “They surrounded us and Grimlock sacrificed himself so I could run but I don’t think they shot him yet! They took him to a common area.”
“So there is still a chance that we can save him and win the battle.” You said and Misfire nodded, looking ever-so-hopeful and excited. “We’re getting the big guy out and take over this ship!”
The con leaned down to put you on the ground and you turned to him dead seriously. “We can’t do it by ourselves Misfire.” You said dead seriously and the con’s optics widened before a smile broke down on his face.
“Amethyst…! Are you suggesting that we–!”
“It’s the only way to save Grimlock and take over the ship.” You say as you put your gun back into your gem on your palm and offer the said hand to Misfire. The con smiled and grasped your hand in his, twirling you so your wild pastel purple hair twirled with you like a shield and you threw yourself into his hands. Blinding light took over you two and when you opened your eyes you were one.
“Aaaw, frag yeah, make way to Ametrine!” You two cheered and shared a fist pump with your four arms and pulling guns out of your gem in your upper hand. Each arm armed, you made your way to the common area where your friend was being held.
“Wait, if we just barge in they’re gonna see us coming!” You two figured out loud. Then you noticed the vents. “We could use the wents and drop on them! Great idea!” You cheered and climbed into the vent.
The vents were dusty and dark and not to mention small. Luckily Ametrine wasn’t afraid of tight spaces. You continued until you heard the voices. They were right below you. You checked you got your guns and blasted your way out of the vents!
“Eat bullets you sickos!” You yelled as you shot in every direction with your arms, 360 it and whatnot, your head twirling around to see where you were shooting at. You shot until there wasn’t anything to shoot anymore, you were out of pullets. You panted hard when you were done, but a gun went off and you shouted. They got your straight to the head.
“H– How…?” You croaked out as you fell on the ground, succumbing to your mortal wound as your fusion came undone. Krok, Crankcase, Fulcrum, and Spinister came from behind the couch and Krok tch’ed at you.
“Even as fusion you two suck at aiming.” The tactician said and you pouted. “Don’t look at me, Ametrine got it from their Cybertronian part!”
Misfire took a double look at you. “You betrayer.” He said and turned towards the rest of the crew. “Where’s Grimlock? What did you do to him!?”
“We threw him a cube of energon and put him in your room.” Fulcrum said and Misfire relaxed immediately. “Oh, okay.” He looked at his friends and then glanced at you. “Another round of Shoot Shoot Bang Bang?”
You smiled. “Bring it nerds.”
Happy Pride y’all!
MTMTE matchup? I'm a straight female with a babyface.I am a T1D who is shy with strangers, but if I am close to you then I am a huge dork. I like cute things but also dark things too. Vinatge too. I’m childish, excitable, thoughtful, stubborn, polite and imaginative. However I am emotionally challenged. My hobbies include fawning over animals, being with friends(or by myself), listening to music,walking,wood burning, watching cartoons,designing, and cosplay. Not opposed to cursing. Thank you!
I match you with Misfire!
At first, you’re careful around Misfire and rest of the Scavengers. They are Decepticons after all and Decepticons are evil, right? It’s hard to believe that the more you spend time with them. Misfire is quick to bring you out of your shell and he is so goofy you can’t help but to join him and Grimlock on occasion to some kind of a crazy play or idea.
Misfire loves all your personality traits and how likable you are! You two get along perfectly and it’s like Grimlock is your both’s little rascal special need child! It isn’t long until two of you are a couple, though neither of you asks another one out, it just happens. Rest of the Scavengers know this and you two are just oblivious to this.
Misfire is challenged in many ways but emotional is not one of them. He will help you through whatever is troubling you together with Grimlock! Together you all set on finding mysterious self-confidence from inside you! And he means it literally. Krok has to stop him and Grimlock.
Misfire is most interested in Earth out of all the Scavengers and you like so many things that you have more knowledge on that those a regular person would have. He shows genuine interest in your interests and wants you to tell him everything about them. He doesn’t mind you cursing, but please, watch the language around Grimlock. Misfire doesn’t want him learning anything bad.
Misfire always makes sure that you take your Diabetes medication, even if he sometimes might forget then Krok or Crankcase will remind you. The bad shot is sure to have your back if something was to happen and with him backing you up you got Grimlock’s protection also. Watch out bullies or meanies, you have a dinosaur bodyguard.
Hi may I request IDW Megatron and Crankcase with a human s/o?
Megatron
- Doesn't like you at first glance. You're human, an organic, something he used millions of years trying to exterminate. Won't accept it quietly when he hears that you have been assigned as his babysitter.
- Is taken aback when you don't hold his past with your race against him. You act like he never tried to destroy your friends and family and you're actually going out your way to understand him.
- When he confronts you about this you just shrug your shoulders.
- "It's not like I'm not mad but past is past. It doesn't matter to me anymore so instead of thinking and worrying about it I'd rather see what you do from now on."
- Smart words for someone your size. Megatron is actually surprised how smart you are. Where many hold his past against him and try to sabotage him, you are willing to let go and see what future holds for Megatron and what choices he makes.
- After that his opinion on you changes drastically. He doesn't actively try to avoid you as much as he used to and instead of tolerating your presence he rather enjoys it.
- The change in his behavior doesn't go unnoticed by you and you're actually one who suggests that the two of you go over your paperwork together. It's not like you want to get to know him better or anything.
- After this realization Megatron does his best trying to court you with the gentliest side of him, via poetry.
- He's not sure which is more surprising, the fact that you like his poems dedicated to you or that you like him back. You're Lost Light's biggest topic in no time flat, former warlord and human liaison, but neither of you minds it.
- Part of him knows he doesn't deserve you or your affection but the warlord in him relishes in your loyalty and love. It's something he is not sure if he has ever experienced it.
- He doesn't have access to materially richer things but he hopes that you won't grow bored of his poetry or love because he can't imagine other ways to show you how he loves you.
Crankcase
- At first glance you're sure he hates you and your guts. It takes a lot to join a bunch of no good mechs like them and you're showing some serious set of balls, real or not, they don't know a single thing about human anatomy.
- It's cool, you're just going to be the bigger and more mature person. If he wants to frown and glare at you then let him, you won't let it bother you. You literally have the patience of a saint's.
- Then the insulting starts and your patience is really put on a test.
- "What the frag you eat to look like that? Do you even shower because your odour hits me straight in the face. You're so thick you could smother mech to death."
- Really mature Crankcase, really, bravo. At first you ignore him, but the longer he goes on the meanier his jabs turn. Finally you snap and give him a piece of your mind and he is draw silent by you.
- What he didn't know about you was that you might have had a saint's patience but you also had a temper of a Scottish man and dirty mouth like sailor's. You actually talk so harsly that rest of the Scavengers escape the room in case you point your fury on them.
- Crankcase stares at you silently, still frowning and you're heaving like you ran a marathon. He finally asks if you're done. You say yes. He says good because your outburst was one of the hottest things he has ever witnessed and they got nearly smelted by DJD amongst the other things. You stare at him. He frowns harder as his face flushes red.
- Apparently he wasn't mean intentionally, it's just that he didn't know how to talk to you. You're not the first organic he has had feelings for, but you're certainly his current crush.
- What he meant to say always was; "What do you eat to look that good? You smell good. I want to bury my face between your legs and let you smother me."
- You're left speechless by his confession as the blush quickly takes over you whole face. After that the two of you start dating but the insults and jabs don't die there. If anything they make your relationship spicier.
How the scavengers react to the reader wearing a very cutesy costume (something like a maid with cat ears)?? >w
Misfire’s first reaction is to laugh at you. What are you wearing? But then he takes another look and he comes to the conclusion that oh frag, you look adorable. What are those things on your head, ears? He thought you already had ears? Teases you, pokes your puffy maid dress and asks what it’s for, what’s the occasion?
In berthroom you two are seriously role-playing. Misfire is your spoiled master and you’re his ever so humble maid that has nothing to say about his overly dramatic acting skills while you blow him. He won’t keep quiet either, letting the rest of the Scavengers know what kinda play you’re playing.
Krok takes one look at you, nods and says you look good. He doesn’t understand what the dress’ purpose is, but once you explain to him that it’s dressing up for fun he nods again and says it’s fine. He’ll allow it on his ship. Krok, you’re not reading the situation right now, Krok.
At the berthroom you give him a funny example of how maids in space work if you had anything to do with it. Krok is moaning and panting, yes, the dress looks good on you, Primus, don’t stop, as you keep bouncing up and down on his spike with no end in sight.
Crankcase immediately notices your new dress, ears and tail and comments that what you killed and decided to wear, you look weird. Gee, thanks Crankcase, maybe you were just trying to impress him with your super cute and kawaii cosplay? The mech frowns and crumbles, you were cute enough already as you were.
Sex is good. Really good. Crankcase is pistoning in and out of you as you lay on his berth, his hold of your hips almost bruising as he keeps saying you how foolish you are if you think a mere dress and animal parts make him look at you any differently.
Spinister is a fucking idiot. He immediately thinks that your ears are some kind of weird alien parasites that have taken over your body and that you should be put to rest as soon as you call out his attention and make adorable cat posture. It takes Krok and Crankcase to stop him and explain to him that you’re only wearing a costume. When he realizes this his okay with this, like, nice, you look good.
You’re bitter at him for almost shooting you, so sex is torturous for him. You’ll be eating out his valve, but just before he can overload you pull away and start teasing him and he whines and you just slap his thigh, no you got yourself in this mess you idiot, now deal with it. Spinister moans what a torturer you are and are you sure you’re not being controlled, his human isn’t this cruel, but he’s loving it.
Fulcrum reacts pretty well to your new change of appearance. He isn’t immediately almost throwing up at the sight of you as he focuses on your ears before he remembers your humane organic nature and gets sick again. Poor mech, let’s give him a break, shall we?
There is no YOU and HIM in the same room during sex. It’s a deal you both have as you find him attractive and he finds your voice and being attractive, save for your race. The sex consists on phone sex and one-sided camera sex as you don’t mind seeing Fulcrum with a fist around his spike and fingers in his valve and he doesn’t mind it when you tell him how glorious he looks.
Grimlock is shameless. He’s immediately sniffling you and nope, you don’t smell different, but you certainly look different. A little bit like a beast like him. Your dress is super puffy and cute, but Grimlock is more interested on burying his snout beneath your dress, much to your embarrassment because he will do this in front of everyone else.
You’ll be hugging your pillow as your ass hangs in the air and Gridlock has his snout beneath your dress again, but this time you’re not wearing your panties and he has his huge glossa stroking your dripping sex until you’re coming again. He’ll be happy to clean you up afterward and maybe even go for a fourth round.
Why does HE gives me the weirdest xeno boner ever?
I think there’s a little Crankcase in all of us