Demon Slayers, Disney Villains, And Robots For Life

It's a symbiotic relationship really, this thing you have with Drift and Ratchet. Like, they scratch your back and make you curve your back, wanting more pets because the one and only good thing that came with this curse is that you love petting.

But really, they scratch your back and you scratch theirs.

They need your help, your vast knowledge of potions and such to live their lives among these ignorant humans.

A potion to help them shield their sensitive skin from the sun and make it possible for them to walk amongst the humans and another to hide their scent from those Hunters' bloodhounds.

It almost felt like they needed a new potion each passing day to survive.

In return, they help you find a way to break this wretched curse that turned you into this black feline. You would be damned if you were forced to pee or poop in a litter box for hundred whole years!

Oh, the humiliation of having someone clean after your doings! If this continued you would certainly die out of shame! You gotta break this curse and quickly!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE LITTLE BLOG! I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY HERE!

You admit you were shocked, sad, and maybe even slightly angry at the whole world, or more likely to Brainstorm. You were human, but now you weren't?

It took a moment for you to learn to control your new body. You had to learn how to walk from the beginning, but luckily your lovers were by your side no matter what.

Ratchet and First Aid ensured you were alright and not hurt in any way, and while they treated your new body, Drift treated your mind.

"You are still you, even if you have Cybertronian's frame now," That's what Drift had told you as he lovingly grasped your metallic hand and looked at you, "Either way, Ratchet and I still love you."

You had no reason to doubt him or Ratchet. So, it had taken time and mistakes were made, but finally, you were able to scan yourself a new alt mode that you were admiring in your shared habsuite.

"A flyer, huh?" Drift smiled as he and Ratchet took in your new wings and you smiled, "You two are bound to earth, but this way I can offer air support."

"You ain't going anywhere near danger, but otherwise a good choice," Ratchet nodded and while you wanted to object and say that you would still want to help, you had other things that required notice.

"I uh..." You swallowed as you looked aside a little nervously, "There are still some things that confuse me?"

"What are they?" The two lovers of yours asked and you swallowed nervously as you pointed down and they looked down at your pedes.

"Your pedes?" Drift wondered out loud and you shook your helm, "No, my- Ugh, genitalia!"

"So your spike and valve." Ratchet bluntly stated and you nodded in embarrassment, "Yes..."

Ah, of course, just a few days ago you were missing certain components so it made sense you were confused.

"It's just...!" Your face turned darker in shame, "My spike aches and my valve leaks..."

"Oh." Drift nodded and Ratchet smacked the back of his helm, "I mean, OH!"

"You're running a charge there kid. You just need to overload and you should feel better in no time." Ratchet said but you shook your helm, "I want to... I want to do it with you guys...?"

Now Drift and Ratchet were the ones feeling second-hand embarrassment. They glanced at each other, smiled, and then looked at you.

"If that is what you want then who are we to deny your wish?" Drift smiled as he walked around you and gently grasped your wings, making you flinch at how sensitive they were! "Yip!"

"Do you want to frag me or let Drift frag you?" Ratchet asked and you blushed as you glanced between the old medic and young swordsmech.

"Can't... Can't I have both?" You finally asked and the mechs glanced at each other before Drift grinned and Ratchet scowled.

"Kinky fraggers," The medic grumbled as he made himself comfortable on the huge berth and opened his legs wide open, as his modestly plating shifted aside.

Your optics immediately went to look at Ratchet's valve and you were mesmerized by how wet he looked to already be.

"Takes one to know another," Drift laughed from behind you as he gently guided you to stand between Ratchet's legs and the swordmech's hand gently tapped the plating between your legs.

"Open up and show Ratty what he is going to get?"

You were absolutely mortified but did as Drift told you to and your panels shifted aside as your modest spike emerged. Ratchet looked at it and nodded as his hand went between his legs and he started to open himself with his servos.

"Good spike you have there." He grunted and you were about to reply, "I- YAH!"

But just as you were about to, Drift's servos pressed inside your soaked valve and you felt your legs shake.

"Oh, you're pretty open already," The peaceful mech behind you thought out loud and you flushed as you nodded. "Can we just... Start?"

Drift and Ratchet shared a quick glance and nodded. Ever so helpfully, Drift moved you so your spike was resting between Ratchet's valve's lips and his spike was probing your valve's opening.

"Ready?"

You nodded weakly, "Yes-!" You were cut off when you felt Drift's spike enter your valve and his moving made your spike go into Ratchet's valve with one push.

All three of you groaned, and slowly, Drift pulled his hips back before snapping them back forward, taking control over his and your spikes.

Ratchet was groaning underneath you as your spike spread him open and Drift could feel your valve squeezing around his spike, but you had it worst or best?

You felt both, so full and so tight, having your valve stuffed by the swordsmech and spike wrapped nice and tight around your older medic lover's valve.

Honestly, you were feeling so much pleasure, you couldn't control yourself anymore. Your hips started to buck into Ratchet's valve and your valve squeezed greedily around Drift's spike.

"Frag!" Ratchet snapped and Drift groaned, "So tight!"

"Not gonna last...!" You whined feeling the coil tighten in your abdomen.

"You don't need to...!" Ratchet grunted and Drift smiled behind you as he grabbed your sensitive wing and squeezed, "You can overload whenever you want to."

"I- I-!" You grounded your denta together as you overloaded, your spike willing Ratchet's valve with your fluids and milking Drift for all he was worth.

It was enough for them also. Ratchet absolutely growled as his spike tightened around you and Drift's spike shot all his fluids inside you. You shivered, your valve feeling so stuffed and spike so wet...!

Carefully, Ratchet and Drift moved you so were all lying on the berth, snuggling close to each other while you were still feeling the aftershock of twin overloads.

"Well? How does it feel being a Cybertronian?" Drift asked carefully and you smiled weakly, "I- I think I could get used to it?"

"You'll do just fine, kid." Ratchet nodded.

"I knew I'd find you here." You said as you stepped into Ultra Magnus' or as you knew him, Minimus Ambus' habsuite that worked as his own personal office also.

The Magnus armor rested at the corner of the room and Minimus was busting his aft with paperwork.

The Autobot lifted his crimson gaze from the datapad on his hand and looked at you, "Where else would I be?"

"It's Friday, I don't know, like, having some fun?"

"I don't do f- f-"

"After all this time and you still can't say it properly?" You grinned mischievously as you sauntered over to his work desk and pushed couple datapads aside so you could sit by the edge of his desk.

The minibot was no doubt about to object to you sitting on his desk, but you gently placed your finger over his lips and grinned, "Should I show you some fun time?"

"What do you have in mind?"

"Follow me and I'll show you. You and me can team up together."

That was an odd way to put it? Minimus swallowed but sighed in defeat and put the datapad down. You were all smiles, knowing that you two would no doubt have some fun.

Or so he thought.

"EAT MY DUST!" Whirl cackled as his Dry Bones character speeded past everyone else. For a mech with claws, he was damn good at Mario Kart.

"Hold up there Whirlie bird!" You laughed, "I just got a Blue Shell!"

"You wouldn't dare!"

"GET DUNKED ON!" You shouted as you activated Blue Shell and that weapon speeded through everyone else and exploded right on Whirl's character.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" The blue copter shouted as you speeded past him with your Daisy, but despite getting nuked, Whirl came in second place.

Other members of your group, like Tailgate, Drift, Rewind, and Chromedome managed to finish also, leaving poor Minimus last with his Luigi.

"This is your idea of fun?" He asked as he looked at you and you quickly pecked his cheek when others weren't looking.

"Just hold on, we are about to play Just Dance!"

"I'm gonna beat you!" Whirl shouted and you cackled, "Bring it chicken leg!"

Ratchet and Drift both know and have some ways felt how it is to be abused. They think they know how you feel, but it's honestly different for everyone.

The two of them try their best to offer you a safe home with them, where you don't need to live in fear and where you can be yourself.

If physically abused, Ratchet is there to treat your bruises and wounds, but he can tell you fear contact when you flinch away when he reaches for you.

This is where Drift comes in.

The swordsmech tries to help your mind to heal with meditation and such. He gives you breathing exercises and tells you to breathe in through your nose and out your mouth while relaxing your body.

He is there right next to you, gently using his voice and calming aura to guide you through the healing process.

Drift and Ratchet do their best to help you get through your trauma so that you can one day feel happy without fear of being abused. They honestly love you and want you to be happy.

Minimus had heard that humans could be adorable, but he never expected to see such a rare pet as yourself with his own red optics.

Everybody had gathered to look and admire you so he didn't dare to go and meet you himself despite wanting to. He would get a chance to see you closer some another time-

"Mags, no wait, Minimus!"

Minimus flinched, knowing that it was a mistake to enter the room on his own and out of his Magnus armor.

He was on his way out when Rodimus had called him and Minimus knew he had no other choice but to join in on the conversation. Seeing no way out, he sighed and approached the table where Rodimus, Drift, Tailgate, and Rewind had gathered to admire you.

Primus give him strength, you were so cute. You were so small when compared to the Cybertronians surrounding you and your eyes were big and shiny and so pretty color...!

As he saw you, you saw him and you gasped as you covered the lower half of your face. Minimus was startled by your reaction and thought that you had found him scary looking.

"Y- You're...!" Your voice was muffled behind your hands but when you put them down he saw the huge smile on your face.

"So cute...!" You couldn't help yourself. You squealed out of pure cuteness overload like some people did when they saw a kitten, puppy, piglet, or any other overly cute animal.

"What?!" The mechs surrounding you shocked in pure shock and you clasped your hands together as you looked at the green mech before you.

"You're so cute and handsome, I've never seen anyone like you!" You awed openly and Rodimus blinked.

"Wait, isn't Tailgate much cuter than old Minimus?" The captain of Lost Light asked as he pointed at the white minibot with his thumb and you glanced at him quickly.

"Oh, he is cute, but..." You turned your adoring eyes back to Minimus, "He just is my type!"

You were serious. Minimus couldn't believe what he was hearing. You're the pet you're supposed to be cute, not him!

And you called him your type. What was your type? Oh, Primus, Minimus couldn't help himself!

"...ute..."

"What was that?" Rewind asked and Minimus cleared his intake, "I said... ute..."

"What?"

"I said they are very cute!" He finally snapped and mechs looked at each other, you and then Minimus, "Then, would you like to take them?"

"Excuse me?"

"We were discussing who should take them but since it looks like you two like each other then maybe you should take the human." Drift offered an explanation to the green mech.

"You mean...?" Minimus looked at you and you smiled as you nodded happily.

Seeming to accept this offer, the minibot cleared his intake and nodded, "Then, if it just is alright with everyone then I wouldn't mind having them..."

He looked at you one more time to make sure you were alright with it and you beamed happily. The two of you introduced yourselves to each other and smiled.

You were going to get along well.

Drift is amazed at how much you know about self-defense and the art of martial arts. When he purchased you, they told him that you were very young, not a child anymore but not quite adult yet either.

The mech is fascinated by the fighting style that you learned back on Earth. You certainly know a lot, but there is also a lot you don't know yet.

Drift is excited as he tries to teach you Cybertronian self-defense and perhaps, if you're interested then he would happily teach you the way of the sword.

Now if you only weren't so small then he would have loved to spar against you... But thanks to Brainstorm and his brilliant brains, Drift can take you on in his holoform!

The swordsmech is careful with you, no matter what. Humans are so fragile and you're still at that age when you grow. You appear genuinely excited and eager to learn more and Drift is equally happy to teach you a trick or two.

I haven't seen the movie itself but I've heard good things about it. I hope this is somewhat what you wanted?

Drift is glad that you have come to accept that your life isn't eternal. You should enjoy life while you have it, but also cherish it, because you won't get another one anymore.

Rodimus is scared for you, but he is there to support and help you. As long as he stays by your side, he is there protecting you from any harm and foul so Death won't collect you before your time.

Optimus becomes your personal guardian angel. He takes his mission extremely seriously and he won't let Death take you before it's your time.

This human...! He had the last piece you needed to make your suite of armor perfect! Without that piece... You were imperfect! You were unable to roar!

A dragon without its roar was no dragon! You were closer to a common lizard than a dragon as you were now!

This human was agile, dodging you when you stretched your neck to snap at him and hiding when you would breathe fire in his direction.

He was just too fast and just out of your reach...! You almost felt like crying out in frustration.

But even crying was impossible for you without that bone...

Finally, you couldn't bother anymore. Let the human go, you would never be able to roar and-!

"Are you alright?"

You flinched and looked down to see the human looking at you. You blinked as you scowled and hissed under your breath, but apparently, you weren't that scary anymore once he had seen you moping in your own misery.

You growled as you gently tapped the empty hole on your chest armor and the man blinked as he looked at it.

"Wait...?" The man scowled as he reached for his pocket and pulled out the piece of bone you needed.

"Is this yours?" He asked and you nodded eagerly.

"I see..." He nodded, "Then... You should have it back."

You blinked. He was just giving it to you? Not that you were complaining. You offered your chest for him and he gently pressed the piece of bone to its hole.

It was a perfect fit and once the bone was in its place, you felt power and magic rushing through your whole body.

You let out the biggest roar you had always wanted to do and the human covered his ears to prevent any permanent damage.

"Thank you...!" You hissed and the man looked at you in shock, "You can talk?!"

"Now that I have my bone back, yes." You replied and he kept looking at you before smiling. "Well, you're welcome. Also, I'm sorry."

"What?"

"I only took the bone because... Well, it kinda looks like a heart?"

"Huh?" You blinked as you took a closer at the piece of bone on your chest and you could see the heart-shaped bone. You never saw that, but now that he pointed it out, it was obvious.

"My name is Drift." He introduced himself and you told him your name in exchange. He smiled, "You have a nice name."

"You too..." You nodded and he smiled a little, "If you don't mind, that bone was going to be a present to my partner."

"A mating present?"

"Something like that." He chuckled and you nodded, "Let me help then."

"Really?" Drift asked and you nodded. Despite your scary appearance, you were a romantic by heart. "You gave me back my bone. The least I can do to you is help you find yours."

"You're awfully sweet for a Boneknapper."

"And you generous for a human." You countered and he laughed, "Touche."

He understands your cat hoard better than you might expect. Drift has been in some dark places and honestly, for you to care for such small creatures that other dragons could consider as a snack is amazing to him.

Then one day you give him a small box with an even smaller kitten inside it and tell him that you want him to care for the little one.

Drift is confused. Why are you giving him a cat? Does he look lonely or something? Wait, you didn't eat them, did you?

"Why?" He asks and you smiled as you point at the little thing and smile, "This may sound crazy, but I see a connection between the two of you. Plus, she looks just like you."

"It's a girl?"

"You can't get picky with genders." You chuckled. Drift smiled as he picked the little kitten and the kitten gave him the smallest meow and licked his snout.

Oh, he was keeping it.

The Christmas party you were hosting at Swerve's bar was a major success, but you were pouting because you forgot the most important thing there was. The darn mistletoe.

You wanted to surprise your lover, but in the midst of the party preparations, you had forgotten to whole damn plant.

~~~

"Hey there beautiful!" You heard your lover's voice and you turned to look at Rodimus. The brightly painted mech smiled as he took a seat next to you. "Awesome party!"

"Yeah, but it's not perfect." You grumbled as you stubbornly averted your gaze and looked at all the partying Bots.

"How about now?" You heard him ask and you turned to look at him and you felt your optics widen when you saw him holding a small bundle of leaves and red berries above you two.

"Rodimus?"

"I know, I'm awesome."

"That's a Holly." You corrected him and your lover blinked, "This... Isn't Mistletoe?"

"No, but it's a very common mistake. Happens to the best of us all the time."

"Oh... Well frag!" Now it was Rodimus who was pouting, but his attempt had made you smile. So you gently cupped his cheek and turned his helm so you could kiss him.

Rodimus sounded surprised, but he was never one to pass kissing his beloved. When you pulled back you were both smiling.

"What a beautiful thought you had." You said and pecked the corner of his mouth. "I couldn't ask for a better Conjunx."

~~~

"How is my beloved doing?" Came Drift's voice and you glanced at him from the corner of your optic before sighing in defeat.

"Not great, I had everything planned and then I went and forgot what mattered to me the most."

"Oh? Is there anything I can do to make things better?"

"Not really, but thank you for offering to help me."

"Are you really sure?" You could hear a grin in his voice and you grunted as you turned to look at him, and Drift took his chance to kiss you.

Your optics widened but you smiled against his lips as you kissed him back.

Finally, when the kiss was over you were smiling again and Drift grinned as he held a little bundle of leaves with white berries on it, above you two.

"My Mistletoe!" You gasped with a huge smile and Drift smiled, "I had a hunch you might need this."

You smiled as you leaned in and kissed him again. The mech hummed against your mouth and when you pulled back, you were all smiles. "Plant or not, it's always a joy kissing you."

Drift nearly has a Spark attack. He is right beside you in a second but too afraid to touch you in case he might hurt you more and make the bleeding worse.

He is ready to contact Ratchet, but you quickly say that it's only hair dye and he stops for enough time to listen to you explain to him that it's like the time he gave Rodimus a new paint job.

Drift sighs in relief and takes another look at you, noting that you have dye everywhere. He offers to help you dye your hair in the future if you allow him to.

Rodimus reacts pretty much the same as his friend, but he picks you up immediately and runs to Medbay with you. You're shouting and telling him that you really are alright, but he is too much in a panic to listen.

Once in Medbay, he screams at Ratchet to save you and the medic takes one look at you and smells the hair dye's chemicals and then looks at Rodimus as he asks if this is a joke.

You're so embarrassed as you turn to Rodimus and explain to him that you are only trying to make your hair look a little different since you thought red hair would bring out your eyes.

Rodimus is just thankful you aren't actually hurt and then maybe a little embarrassed by how he overreacted. Tried to play it cool and say that red is totally your color.

Drift is in awe. What are those little marks on your face? When you explain to them what freckles are, he is in awe. You, humans, are so interesting, he has never seen freckles so he thinks they are rare.

Ratchet knows what freckles are and he isn't one bit bothered by them. If someone gave you shit because of them, he gets angry and cranky, but only because he cares.

Rodimus thinks they are cute. Like, they make you stand out from the rest and they don't look half bad. Honestly, he wouldn't mind if his holoform had those also.

Rung, much like Ratchet, knows what freckles are, but he also understands that they might be a sore subject. Some people find them not so attractive but he thinks you are cute with them.

Nautica absolutely LOVES your freckles. They are just so cute on you and she loves it how your blush hides them or makes them stand out, it depends. She can't understand how someone could say they are non-professional since you can't help them. Wants and WILL protect your honor.

Whirl jokingly asks what is on your face, but if he hurt your feelings, he would feel bad immediately. He gets super protective over you and if anyone even mentions your freckles in a bad way or even in a normal way then he is ready to fight them.

Sorry Anon, I'm going to do Rung and Drift because I did Rodimus over here! https://petitelepus.tumblr.com/post/697559685087330304/can-i-get-rodimus-getting-overstimulated-by-a#notes

You and your partner were enjoying energon and a glass of water at Swerve's bar where everyone had gathered to enjoy their picks of poison. Some took harder engex than others and Whirl was one of these.

While your partner went to refill their glass, Whirl grinned with his optic at you.

"You look like you need a drink!" He laughed and poured a little of his engex over you and you drank the bright liquid happily.

The change was almost instant as your body grew more luscious at certain parts and your innocent smile turned more mischievous as you digested the engex.

Imagine your partner's shock when they returned and saw you smiling seductively at them as you gave them a peek at your more luscious chest.

"Let's return to the habsuite, shall we?"

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"W- what's gotten into you?" Rung stuttered as you swallowed around his spike, your wet throat working around him.

You grinned around him and pulled off just enough to chuckle, "Just some engex, my love."

Ah, of course. He was sure someone had given you something when he was away. Mainly because of how drastically your body had changed.

Rung was about to say something, but instead, he moaned shakily as you swallowed him whole, and your throat worked around him in a perfect symphony.

"I- I'm about to-!" Finally, Rung couldn't take it anymore and he tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. No, you only worked harder, and finally Rung overloaded with a weak cry.

Your body immediately digested his fluids and Rung sighed as he thought it was over... But you never pulled away. No, you continued sucking him off and he looked at you with a breathless gasp.

"B- But I already overloaded!" He gasped and you pulled off so you could giggle, "I never said I would settle for just one overload."

"I-!" He wanted to protest, but his spike wouldn't depressurize with the way you kept sucking it, but he was so sensitive already!

"P- please!" He cried out, "Mercy!"

~~~~

"Primus!" Drift gasped as your hips collided with his from behind. You had created yourself a phallus, made out of your slime body and you used your new body part to fuck Drift silly.

"That's not my name!" You giggled as you kept fucking your lover and the white mech cried out your name instead.

You grinned, "Much better!"

Drift could feel himself getting closer and closer to the point of no return with each violent thrust of yours. That's when you hit that sweet spot inside his valve and he threw his helm back in pleasure.

"Th- That's it!" He cried out, "Right there!"

"Ooh, you're giving orders now?" You chuckled and the Autobot moaned your name as you aimed your thrusts into that specific spot until Drift couldn't contain himself anymore.

He overloaded with a loud cry and his legs almost gave out underneath him. You slowed your thrusts and Drift panted tiredly, but you weren't done yet.

No, you controlled the slime body of yours and started to brutally massage the sensitive spot inside him.

That made the Autobot cry out in oversensitivity and you chuckled darkly, "Come on Drift, one more for the road...!"

"You're such a brave Bot..." You said as you kept pumping your vines in and out of the young but brave Autobot swordsman. The white Bot moaned around the vine tentacle in his mouth as you kept him hanging upside down with your vines.

Being a Dryad had its upsides and downs, but luckily to you, Drift, the noble Autobot had offered his frame to you if you were in need of some substance like water or transfluids.

He made an absolutely depraved sacrifice so other members of the Lost Light wouldn't need to offer their transfluids or such to you.

At first, you thought Drift was just being a knight in shining armor and sacrificed himself so other Bots wouldn't need to feed you with their fluids.

But now you were pretty sure he did that purely out of pleasure. You knew your vines would feel amazing against his valve's inner walls with their ribs. At this point, you were sure he didn't just want to share the pleasure you could give with anyone else.

You hummed happily as you thrust your vine against his inner node that was always a sure mark to make him overload and it didn't take many pokes until Drift was shouting around your vine as he overloaded.

Your vines sucked every single drop his frame would give and you felt refreshed as the nutrients from his fluids fed your body.

Gently, you set Drift down and pulled your vines out of him, making him moan at the loss of them. You smiled as your vines gently massaged his spent frame and you walked in front of him.

"Got enough, my knight?" You asked and Drift smiled weakly, "Always a pleasure to help...!"

I match you with Ratchet and Drift!

Capricorns are practical and independent so it wasn't easy for you to trust other Mers. Especially after getting your tail handed to you after a fight with one twice your size. The sea was as vast as it was cruel, but then you crossed Lost Light's pod and caught Ratchet's and Drift's attention.

These two Mers took you in on your lowest and opened their hearts to you. Ratchet treated your wounds while Drift focused on getting you to relax around them while he asks questions like where are you from or where you are heading?

When you tell them you are just wandering they share a look and Drift asks if you would like to join their pod called Lost Light? You're taken aback by the sudden offer, and so is Ratchet, telling Drift that you all would have to talk with the captains first, but you agree to join if you can spend more time with the two of them.

You make it clear you aren't looking for romance, and the couple agrees to treat you within your comfort zone. The more time you spend with them, the more comfortable you grow around them.

When you're having one of your fits of anger, Ratchet knows to let you tire yourself out, but he has to hold Drift back because the shark Mer just wants to tell you it will be okay and offer you some crystals as a peace offering.

Your stubbornness rivals Ratchet's and if the two of you get angry at each other it's up to Drift to remind you both that you only care about each other and that you both might have said things you don't mean in the fit of anger.

Usually, Drift is right and it ends that one of you is the bigger Mer and admits that you said something you didn't mean. When the argument is over Drift takes you and Ratchet to get something delicious, like fat juicy crabs.

On a good day, all three of you spend some time together once Ratchet is done treating young and stupid Mers, and Drift has had his talk with one of the captains, Rodimus.

The best moments you three have are the long nights when you emerge from the sea at night and admire the sky filled with stars that sailors used to use when navigating or you admire the human city lights in the distance.