The Shittiest Princess is a series of funny fairy tales for those of us who ain’t exactly cartoon princesses. Stay tuned for a new adventure every week!  You can find the whole series here.

Part one of this exciting story is here!  And now… on to PART DEUX.

A knock knock knock sounded on Princess Poot’s chamber door in the dead of night.

“Um, Princess Poot?” said a male voice. “Please be…