Just when I thought I’d never have to hear about this trainwreck of a book again, they’ve apparently made a trainwreck of a movie out of it, and it’s coming out on Valentine’s Day. How… romantic?

Anyway, you shouldn’t watch this movie, and you should encourage everyone you know not to watch it either. Here’s why. (more…)

Hello, all! Time for the last few chapters of the last book in the Fifty Shades trilogy! We’re done with the Epilogue, and there is some bonus material to follow, so we’ll be having lots of fun as we wrap this up!

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Hello, all! We’re finally on the epilogue of Fifty Shades Freed. It’s been fun… and cringeworthy. But there’s still more to come, so let’s see what happens next! (more…)

Hello, all! Time for another recap of Fifty Shades Freed! We’re wrapping this up, but we still have a few good chapters and some bonus material to get through!

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Happy Hump Day, all! We’re currently on Chapter Twenty-five of Fifty Shades Freed, and we’re slogging our way to the bitter end. But there’s just way too much fun to have along the way, so let’s see what’s in store for this week! (more…)

Happy Tuesday, all! Time for a recap of chapter twenty-five of Fifty Shades Freed. We’re almost done with this train wreck, so  let’s finish it up, bit by agonizing bit. (more…)

Happy Thursday! And on this penultimate day of the work week, let’s continue our recap of Chapter Twenty-five of Fifty Shades Freed, in which we’re learning the story of Christian’s tragic past and the reasons why he acts as he does. (more…)

Happy Wednesday, all! It’s time for another recap of Fifty Shades Freed, and we’re almost done with this hot mess. When last we left the dysfunctional couple, Ana and Christian appeared to have reconciled, and Christian has begun to open up to Ana about his past. Shall we continue so we can see what happens next? (more…)

Happy Thursday, all! Time for the recap of the second part of Chapter Twenty-four of Fifty Shades Freed. I can’t believe we’e almost done with this series! But no worries, there’s still fun to be had! (more…)

Guess what, folks! We’re almost to the end of this train wreck of a book! Now we’re going to get some resolution. As with the previous chapter, we’ll be covering this chapter in two parts just because there’s so much good stuff in it. (more…)

Happy Friday, all! We’re currently in the last chapters of Fifty Shades Freed. We left off halfway on the first half of Chapter Twenty-three, and it’s time to cover the second half! (more…)

Happy Thursday, all! Guess what? We’re almost done with Fifty Shades Freed, and that ought to bring us to the end of this train wreck of a trilogy. Last time, we were left with quite a cliffhanger, so let’s see what happens next. (more…)

Happy Thursday, all! It’s time for our weekly recap of Fifty Shades Freed, and we’re almost done with this travesty of a series! At the end of the last chapter, Ana and Christian made up and Christian is okay with his impending fatherhood, and Ana just got a call from an old adversary. What happens next? Let’s find out! (more…)

Happy Thursday, all! It’s time for another recap of Fifty Shades Freed, and we’re on Chapter Twenty-one, meaning we’re almost done with this train wreck of a series. When we last left our couple, Ana had just found out that Christian had been to see his old Dom, Elena, after he stormed out of the house at the news of his wife’s pregnancy. (more…)

Happy Thursday, all! It’s time for yet another chapter in the rollicking drama that is Fifty Shades Freed. We’re currently on Chapter Twenty of this train wreck and are almost done with the complete series. In the last cliffhanger chapter, Ana found out that she was *GASP* preggers! Well, with the amount of sex she and Christian have and the total absence of contraception of any type, it was…

Happy Wednesday, all! It’s time for yet another recap of Fifty Shades Freed! I know you’re thrilled. We’re now on Chapter Nineteen, and when we last left our couple, Ana’s stepdad, Ray, had finally awakened from his coma. Let’s see what happens next and get some snark in while we’re at it! (more…)

Happy Wednesday, all! I’m back this week with another recap of E. L. James’s masterpiece (ahem!), Fifty Shades Freed. We are currently on Chapter Eighteen, and Ana has just gone to see her dad in the hospital after his horrible car accident. Let’s see what happens next! (more…)